2stupid: The plot is interesting. Hitsugaya and Hinamori are sent to England to check why no spirits or Hollows have been noticed lately. However, soon after they arrive, they find the answer— and it’s not pretty. It turns out Voldemort has been creating a very powerful Hollow. Soon after, Hitsugaya’s Gigai’s “magical ability” is detected and they’re drafted into Hogwarts. However, Hinamori pretends to join the Death Eaters to further spy on the weapon.

Tensa-chan: Note: This is before the Bleach series because a) otherwise they’d be in Japan with Ichigo, and b) Harry Potter takes place in the 1990’s and Bleach takes place after 2000 (I think).

2stupid: Sooo. With that done, let’s start!

Prologue

“Shiro-kun!” The call echoed through half of Soul Society. Many of the people who heard bet that it was Yachiru, while the rest believed it was Hinamori, since they were the only two who could call him Hitsugaya-kun without getting chewed out by said shinigami. Actually, all of the guessers were correct. Yachiru and Hinamori had both shouted out at the same time.

Hitsugaya Toushiro looked up from his paperwork as the two lieutenants ran into his office room, destroying his door in the process. ‘Now I have more paperwork; they’ll wonder what happened to my door…’ He turned to Matsumoto, who was sleeping on the couch. Now feeling slightly irritated, Hitsugaya turned back to his major problem—Yachiru and Hinamori.

“What is it?” he asked, a bit irritated from all the paperwork. He had a back room full of it, and more was piling up by the day.

“You see, we need you to go to England with me to check up on why no souls or Hollows have been there lately. While you’re gone, Yachiru will do your paperwork, okay?” Hinamori stated.

Hitsugaya considered, then nodded. After all, he would do almost anything to get out of paperwork. It was just so troublesome. So he chose to go somewhere he hoped would have less. Sadly, in a different place, the teachers at Hogwarts decided they needed the students to do more homework and write more essays. If he had known, he would have chosen to stay at Soul Society. But it was too late to save him.

After talking to Genryusai-taicho, who was literally the head of Seiretei, Hitsugaya walked into the shop owned by the resident shinigami on duty in the England sector, Gotetsu Hanamichi. Hanamichi was a female shinigami from the 9th squad who preferred bashing Hollows to lounging about in Seiretei. From her, they got a couple of gigai, and then proceeded to do what they did not do best—blend into society for some information gathering.

It was a little after nine in England. In a house far, far away a trio of students reunited with a lot of shouting, screaming, and bangs. There would soon be many, many trials and tribulations for them all, never regret.

Meanwhile, in the small town of Ottery St. Catchpole, Hitsugaya was walking towards a decrepit stone house which resembled nothing more than a pig pen with many, many attachments. He was hoping to check out the strange energy emanating from the place. She began climbing the long path up to the door.

In another small town, Hinamori was knocking on the door of what was known as the Riddle mansion.

Somewhere in London, a group of people were celebrating Harry’s successful trial.

Several stories under London, a certain fat toadlike woman was being briefed on her newest assignment by a mentally strained Minister of Magic.

At the Riddle mansion, a certain snake bastard (and no, it’s not Orochi-kun, this hebi-teme’s bald) told his assistant Wormtail to answer the knock as several influential purebloods Apparated onto the premises.

Hitsugaya knocked on the door. As soon as it opened, he stuck his foot between the door and the door jamb, effectively stopping the door from slamming shut.

“Excuse me, but may I speak with you?” he asked politely.

“Why?” came the predictable answer from the plump redheaded woman.

“I need to ask a few questions. I seem to be… lost. And uh, it’s really embarrassing, too. Have you seen Hinamori-chan anywhere? We were supposed to meet next to that strange building with the energy flow, but I ended up next to the wrong building. Could you help me point the way?” Hitsugaya asked, trying to sound sheepish. The truth was that he and Hinamori had chosen these particular houses after reading a document on wizards. The energy on them was matched only by that castle in the countryside and the hidden house in London, both of which they had chosen to check out later.

“I suppose you could come in,” the woman said hesitantly, her maternal instincts clamoring to take over to help the poor boy while her self-preservation said to aim a couple of hexes at him. In the end, the maternal instincts won.

“Thank you…” Hitsugaya drifted off, realizing he didn’t know the woman’s name.

“I’m Molly Weasley. Stay here, I’ll get some cookies and milk,” Molly said. However, when she was in the kitchen, she put a couple of drops of strong sleeping potion into the milk and some Veritaserum into the cookies.

“Thank you, Weasley-san,” Hitsugaya said politely. He took the milk, not trusting the strong energy emissions from the cookies. Because he decided that the milk was the lesser of two evils and that he did not want to insult his hostess, he drank the drugged milk. Lucky for him, the sleeping potion takes a while to take effect. Unfortunately, during the time he had to stay awake, he got a good measure of the Weasley family, their like and dislikes, their hobbies, and everything he did not want to know about the family. It could end up in handy some day, though, if he ever needed help. Though that was unlikely.

All too soon, Hitsugaya began feeling lethargic. Apparently, some strange energy was attempting to force his gigai into sleep. Unfortunately, the soul encompassed within the gigai was also affected. Feeling spectacularly annoyed he couldn’t have left earlier—the woman ranted on and on about her family—and used shunpo to go back to Hanamichi’s to ride out the potion. Hitsugaya soon fell into a type of meditation shinigami use to dispel unwanted influences from their souls (and hopefully, therefore his gigai).

Hinamori watched as many hooded people popped up spontaneously, feeling suspicious of the snake man in front of her.

“Who are you and why do you come here?” the Dark Lord asked. He was also curious about how she managed to pass through the many wards without ending up comatose and brain dead, but did not show it. Let others think what they will; the Dark Lord is a very patient man.

Hinamori gulped, and began the fabricated story she and Hitsugaya had made up if they met anyone dangerous. Hinamori might be dead, but the snake man in front of her made her feel very dangerous.

“Well, you see, I am a rogue shinigami; I died fifty years ago along with my brother Toushiro Hitsugaya when our cauldron blew up. I eventually ended up becoming a shinigami, but eventually was exiled from Soul Society because of something taboo I did. Hitsugaya-kun helped me out, and for it, he was exiled as well…”

Hinamori began telling a circumvented version of what had happened between the former 11th Division Captain Urahara and his friend Yoruichi.

“… and so I stand here before you today, hoping for revenge against the rest of Soul Society for exiling me, and for that vengeance I will ally myself to you,” Hinamori finished. She wasn’t sure if allying herself with an evil snake bastard was good for her or the rest of Soul Society, but it seemed as if that were the only way to escape with her life intact.

“Good,” said Voldemort. “You may join me under the Death Eaters. But first, roll up your left sleeve. And how old are you? You look ten.”

“I am over a hundred and fifty years old,” Hinamori said softly, ignoring the surprised gasps from various Death Eaters. “And I doubt your sealing technique will work on me. But if you prove to have strong spiritual energy, called reiatsu, I will teach you some kido, since you are my ally.” Hinamori had almost no intentions of teaching him kido, especially anything dangerous.

The reason Hitsugaya fell asleep is that he’s in gigai, and when his gigai’s in forced sleep, he is too, and we all know that it’s kind of hard to slip out of gigai when one is sleeping. Now you have to feel sorry for Dumbledore and co. when Hitsugaya wakes up early. Now be nice and R&R. Or I'll set Yarochisai's cows on you.