Well, I was just kinda bored and decided to start working on a little humor ficcie on the side. I'm sure everyone's at least heard of Whose Line is it Anyway? I love it, and so...

Disclaimer: Whose Line and Danny Phantom both belong to people/companies other than me, ergo, they aren't mine. I also don't own any other stuff that I might have missed, except the hostess! The hostess IS mine! I made her up myself.

Let's see, who shall I start with? Hmmm...

Episode 1: The Good Guys

Oh! Just another little note. The hostess in this story will be a character of my very own design, Linzy. She is half-ghost like Danny, but she also has a beast form that she can take on if she's very angry.

"Hey! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway!" said the hostess from the audience. "I'm Linzy, your hostess! Let's come on down and have some fun!" She walked down to her desk. "Okay! Like I said before, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the game where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are like the Box Ghost! They just don't matter!" Everybody laughed. Apparently the Box Ghost wasn't here.

"So let's get started shall we? If you haven't seen the show before, these four contestants make everything you're about to see up right off the top of their heads, and after every game we play I give out fake points that really don't mean a thing, and then at the very end of the show, I pick whoever I like best to be the winner and they get to do a little something special with me." The contestants looked a bit scared.

"Hey, I don't write this stuff."

"Now what do you say we start this little shin-dig with a game called Party Quirks! This is for everyone!" Tucker, Sam, Danny, and Jazz hesitated for a moment, but came down onto the stage. Linzy handed Tucker, Sam and Danny each a card.

"Okay, the way this game works is that Jazz is hosting a party, and the others are all guests, each of whom have a strange quirk or personality. The cards tell them what their quirk is, and they have never seen these cards before. So start whenever you're ready." Jazz pretended to be getting ready for a party.

"Alright, I think everything's ready. I hope people start arriving soon!" Linzy pushed the doorbell sound effect button. Jazz opened the door. Tucker was the first to "arrive".

Scooby Doo desperately trying to hide from a scary monster.

He burst through the door and hid behind Jazz, shaking all over.

"Relp!" he yelled, pretending to get under an imaginary desk. The doorbell sound was heard again. Jazz, now thouroughly confused and a bit freaked out, opened the door for Sam.

The Box Ghost after finding a cardboard box lying "dead" on the sidewalk.

Sam walked in and looked around, actually doing a pretty good impression of the Box Ghost. She suddenly did a doubletake and gasped.

"Uh...is something wrong?" Jazz asked. (Tucker looked up at Sam and yelped, crawling into an imaginary cabinate and pretending to close the doors.) Sam turned to Jazz with a look of horror on her face.

"What? What do you mean 'is something wrong'!" she yelled, making everyone jump. "Can you not see this poor innocent box is in need of immediate medical attention!" Now she rushed over to a random space on the stage and got down on her knees, pretending to cradle something in her arms. "You poor poor thing...cut down in your prime..." Linzy was cracking up at this point, as was everyone in the audience. (And hopefully you too!)

One last time, the doorbell was heard, and Jazz quickly stepped away from Sam and Tucker, er, I mean, "the Box Ghost" and "Scooby", and opened the imaginary door to let Danny in.

Mime

Danny walked up to Jazz and pretended to be trapped in a box.

"Okay, who let this creepy mime in here?" Jazz asked to nobody in particular. Linzy hit the buzzer and Danny went and sat in his chair. Now Jazz went up to Tucker. "Don't worry Scooby," she said, "there are no monsters here." The buzzer was hit again. Finally, she aproached Sam. "Why do you insist on continuing to annoy us, Box Ghost?" Buzz! Once everyone was back in their chairs, and the applause had died down, Linzy spoke again.

"Awesome guys! I'm going to give 500 points to Sam for doing the Box Ghost impression almost a little too well." Sam took a sip of water and shrugged. "Okay, well, onto our next game..." Linzy pulled out an astronaut helmet, "Scenes from a Hat!" Everybody cheered and the contestants came down from their comfy chairs and stood on either side of the stage. Jazz and Tucker were on one side, and Danny and Sam on the other.

"Well, before the show, we got suggestions from the audience on what they want to see our contestants act out. The good ones are put into this hat, and I randomly pick them out and watch them make up hilarious things right off the tops of their heads!" She pulled out the first piece of paper.

"Things you wouldn't expect an evil super villian to say to you."

Danny was of course the first person up.

"Strange, how a gigantic fireball of highly combustable condiments can ruin your whole future..."

Buzz!

Next was Tucker.

"I never wanted to be a super villian. I always wanted to...sing!" He struck a pose, and Ember on the guitar started to play a song.

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buuuuuuuzzzzzzz!

Laughing, Tucker walked off the stage and was replaced by Jazz.

"Invis-o-bill! I want you to be MINE!"

Buzz!

Now Linzy pulled out another sheet.

"Famous last words"

This time, Sam was first up.

"Why did I put a reverse switch on this thing!"

Buzz!

Now it was Jazz.

"It's times like these that I really wish I'd finished lawschool..."

Buzz!

A third piece of paper was pulled from the hat. Linzy smiled.

"Video games that never made it."

Tucker started the round.

"Danny Phantom 2: The Box Ghost Returns!"

Buzz!

And Danny was up next...

"The most popular game among lawers around the world can now be yours!"

Buzz!

"Well, I'm going to have to give Danny 1000 points for quoting Dan Phantom!" said Linzy, "Don't go anywhere! We'll be back in a flash!"

COMMERCIAL

It's a commercial about nothing! ... How do we know when it's over?

END COMMERCIAL

"And welsome back!" Linzy greeted, "And if you're keeping track of the score, I really do pity you... But, on a totally different subject, it's time to move on to our next game! It's 90 Second Alphabet! So come on down, Danny, Tucker and Sam!" The three in question sighed and walked down onto the stage.

"So anyway, the way this works is, these three are going to act out a scene, and they have to start each of their senteces with the following letter of the alphabet. For example, if we start with 'F', and Danny started, he's say something that started with 'F', the next person would start with 'G', and so on. And of course, they have 90 seconds to do it." The contestants nodded in understanding. "So I need a suggestion from the audience about what letter to start with." Many people screamed out random letters, but eventually, 'S' was chosen.

"Alrighty, the scene is, Danny is just about to tell Sam that he's deeply in love with her-" Everyone sniggered and "Ooooed". Danny and Sam just blushed. "-That is, until he is interrupted by Tucker, an annoying and oblivious neighbor who has no clue what the heck is going on. So starting with 'S', go!"

"Sam, I need to tell you something..." said Danny.

"Truthfully? What is it?" Sam asked.

"Um...Well...I...I think you're very pretty..."

"Very pretty?"

"Well...yeah..." Suddenly, Tucker ran into the scene.

"XYLOPHONES!" he yelled. (YOU try thinking of a better way to use the letter "X"!)

"Yes, Tucker?" Sam sighed. He was silent for a moment.

"Ze animals! Zey have gone mad!"

"And you're telling us this because..." Danny asked.

"Because ve are all in great danger!"

"Can't it wait?" inquired Sam.

"Don't you see we're kind of talking right now?" said Danny, obviously annoyed.

"Eeeeeeek!" Tucker suddenly screamed, "No! Bad zebras! BAD!" He pretended to be carried away.

"Finally! He's gone!" Sam said.

"Great! So what do you want to do now?"

"How about telling me what you were saying before?"

"I...um...I"

"Just spit it out already."

"Kiss me."

"Let you what?"

"My heart is telling me that I need you Sam. I...I love you."

"No joke?"

"Oh, no, of course not."

"People always told me that you liked me. I didn't believe them...until now." It was such a romantic moment.

"QUAILS!" yelled Tucker, falling on the floor in front of them.

"Right..." Danny and Sam said at the same time.

Buzz!

"Nice work, guys!" Linzy said, "I'm giving 10,000 points to both Sam and Danny for actually admitting their feelings to each other. AND I'm subtracting 10,000 from Tucker for interrupting the moment!" Everybody glared angrily at Tucker, except for Danny and Sam of course, who just blushed like mad returning to their seats. "Anyway, we'll be back in a moment to find out who the winner is in a moment! Don't go away!"

COMMERCIAL

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END COMMERCIAL

"Welcome back!" said Linzy once again. She was now standing along with Jazz, Tucker, and Sam. "Our winner today is Danny! He'll be taking my place as host for our last game, which is..." Danny looked at the card he was holding.

"Hoedown." he said smiling. Everybody cheered. "What should it be about?" The audience started saying random things. Eventually, Danny heard one he liked. "Okay then. Go ahead and start the Evil Ghost Hoedown!" Ember started the music.

Tucker was first in the line.

I love boxes!

I love them a whole lot.

I'll protect them all,

Every single one I've got.

You might think I'm crazy.

I don't really care.

I have one thing to say to you,

And that is "BEWARE!"

Next in line was Sam.

Way back in my college days,

Jack was my friend.

But then he made a Ghost Portal

And that was the end.

It gave me ecto-acne

And that was that.

But one thing that I'm sure on is

I WILL NOT GET A CAT!

Next up was Jazz.

I ruled the Ghost Zone.

You could be sure of that.

Many tried to oppose me,

But they all went splat.

And now I'm locked up in here

Very very bored.

If I don't entertain myself,

I'll go out of my goard!

And finally, it was Linzy's turn...

I can defeat anyone

Using my Ghostly Wail.

No matter who fights me,

They will always fail.

I'm much better than everyone,

Though it might seem unfair.

It really is the truth because

I have way cooler hair!

I HAVE WAY COOLER HAIR!

Yeah. That's it. I'll review when I find the time. I'm really just doing this on the side. I would really appreciate it if people would give me ideas. I hope you liked the first chapter! See ya next time!