Author's Notes: You might have remembered me doing a fanfic of how Dixie Kong came. Well, now I'm doing a fanfic on how May from Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire and the current Pokemon Cartoon on Kids WB comes to the Smasher's mansion. Yes, people, it's true. I saw this on Wikipedia, and it always has true stuff on it and links to the site, even the official. And I read that May MIGHT be in it. And if this IS true, then I'm going to be the first one to do it. So now, enjoy!

Disclaimer: May, the lovable 10-Year-Old Girl from Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire and the Pokemon Cartoon belongs to Nintendo, the Super Smash Brothers belong to Nintendo, and Dr. Hoshi the Purple Yoshisaurus and Peppy Ankylosaurus belong to Klayton McDaniel.

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Ah...a beautiful typical day in Kanto. Ash and his friends are walking to the next Battle Frontier, and...wait a minute...WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE? THIS ISN'T THE POKEMON CARTOON!

"It isn't?" Ash Ketchum asked.

NO! THIS IS A SUPER SMASH BROTHERS FANFIC!

"Oh..." Max said.

"So now what?" Brock asked, looking around.

"Pika pi, Pikachu pi pi pika," Pikachu randomly said like the rodent he was.

Then, the 3 boys and Pikachu mysteriously disappeared, and May was the only one who stayed.

May looked around. "Now what am I gonna do?" She asked.

Uh...hold on...I'll think of something.

May sighs. "Great, and we were getting close to our destination too."

Wait a minute...

May groans. "I'm bored."

Wait a minute!

May moans even more as her stomach growls. "I'm hungry."

WAIT A DANG MINUTE!

May groaned. "What's taking you long?"

THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!

May suddenly felt herself being controlled. "HEY! What's going on?"

I'M SENDING YOU TO THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MANSION, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, DARN IT!

"AHHHH!" May screamed, as she fell through a mysterious vortex.

Oooh...ahhh...oooh...ahhh...oooh...ahhh...oooh...ahhh...

...Okay, I'll shut up now.

May suddenly landed on her butt at the entrance of the Super Smash Brothers' Mansion. She grumbled as she got up and rubbed her butt. "Owie! My tushy got hurt..." She whined.

"HEY!" May barked angrily, "I'M NOT WHINING!"

Yes you are.

"NO I'M NOT!" May whined.

It says it right after your name.

"NO IT DOESN'T!" May whined, "AND I'M NOT WHINI-"

Sigh. Look, lady, would you please JUST go to the darn mansion already?

May placed her hands on her hips. "Or what?"

Or I'll get Bowser chasing you ALL DAY long.

May gulped. "Eep...okay!" She ran into the mansion.

Much betta.

May gasped as she went in. "Oh man...that narrator guy sure is scaring me...at least I'm safe here."

"MAY?" Dr. Hoshi, the purple Yoshisaurus with a white lab coat and lightblue glasses, exclaimed. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

May sighed. "The narrator guy put me here cause I was buggin' him."

Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes. "Well it's no wonder."

May sighed. "Anyway," May said, "Do you know where the bathroom is?"

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

"What?" May said to the ceiling. "I have to go to the bathroom."

Didn't you go when you were with Ash and Friends.

May frowned. "No..."

What? Why?

"Cause they don't have bathrooms in the Pokemon cartoon," May replied.

...What the heck.

"This comix is making no sense," Dr. Hoshi said.

IT'S NOT A COMIX! IT'S A FANFIC!

Peppy scratched his head. "A fanfic?"

"What's a fanfic?" Fox asked.

OH COME ON! DOES THE MANSION HAVE TO KNOW?

"Yes," Roy said.

"SHADDAP!" Master Hand shouted from his room.

It couldn't get wor-

Yoshi then started dancing. "Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo!"

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT OUTLOU-

Mewtwo glared up at the ceiling. "One more word, and pow."

I can't believe this is happeni-

"WEEHAA!" Marth shouted, as he started running (cause he was on sugar, hee hee).

THAT'S IT! I QUIT!

May angrily looked up the ceiling. "You can't quit!"

WHY NOT?

"Cause we won't have a story, you (censored!)!" Luigi shouted.

HEY! WATCH THE LANGUAGE, BUDDY BOY!

Luigi fumed. "DON'T CALL ME A (censored!) BUDDY BOY, (censored!)!"

STOP CURSING!

"WE LOVE (censored!) YOU (censored!)" Pit shouted stupidly.

Ugh...why do I even BOTHER...

"HEY-A!" Mario shouted, "Where-a are you-a going-a?"

I'm getting the heck out of here. You guys are stupid.

"NO, IT'S JUST THAT YOU ARE STUPID!" Ness shouted.

SHADDAP, UGLY!

"WAAAH!" Ness cried, as he ran away.

Spongebob Squarepants then appeared in front of the screen. "All that glitters is not gold."

(P.S. Spongebob belongs to Nickelodeon (why do I even bother...))

What the heck! GET OUTTA HERE, SPONGEBOB!

Spongebob shrugged, and he left.

May rubbed her stomach. "I'm hungry!"

YOU NEEDED THE BATHROOM!

May shrugged. "I don't need it anymore."

...Wait...you mean...YOU MEAN?

"EWWWWW!" The Smashers all said.

May growled. "NO! IT'S NOT THAT!"

THEN WHAT IS IT?

May sweatdropped. "Uh..wehat were we talkin' about?"

Everyone except May fell down, anime style.

"Um...we were insulting Tikitikirevenge for making that dumb magic show about me?" Kirby asked.

...Nevermind. Time to end this fanfic.

"HEY!" May whined, jumping up and down. "I HAVEN'T EATEN A THING SINCE THIS STARTED!"

Shut up, ya snot nose brat.

May sniffled, and then she cried. A lot. So much the mansion was over filled with tear water.

And that's the end!

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Author's Note: (Sweatdrops, and then gets hit with several pieces of junk) Ouch! HEY! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT! STOOOOP! Jeeze, people. I mean, c'mon! Give me a BREAK! ...Fine, ya good for nothing losers...(storms off the stage)