A/N: This story started out as one of the best I've ever written but as it's gotten near the end it's just stupid and makes no sense. It's retarded. I continued to finish it because I'm not too keen on just taking a story down. So yeah. Sorry if the ending sucks.

Epilouge: 1984

Jake made amends with Cheryl and Camille. He and Camille have decided to get married, again.

Elwood finally found Twiggy and they've been together for several months now and all is great.

Mr. Fabulous finally got the stick out of his rear end and made every one happy.

Matt and Aretha have decided to have children and are expecting their first child any day now.

Duck and Steve surprised everyone by shaving their facial hair. Duck owns a music store now and Steve has taken up song writer as his career.

Murph actually learned how to sing Cuando Cuando Cuando. Thank God.

Willie ended up owning a night club.

Tom Malone now plays in a band somewhat like Trans-Siberian Orchestra, which isn't an orchestra at all.