The Plothole

By: -Zeida-and-Maria-

Summary: I do not like some of the KH characters. Therefor, they will magically vanish from my stories, via PLOTHOLE! You will be notified in the stories themselves when someone is swallowed by my pet plothole.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kindom Hearts. I do not own The Series of Unfortunate Events.

Warning: Character bashing! And really strange half baked ... strangness... Also, run in terror of the plothole. Now.

Chapter One: DiZ

DiZ looked around, confused. just moments ago, he had given his partner, or servant, as he liked to think of him, a transportation device, incase DiZ needed something. No, really, the boy was like a servant! Just tell him it was for Sora, and he would do it with out a second thought! Although, sometimes it tooks a little convincing that Sea-Salt icecream was needed... But then, a strange voice had echoed through his empty HQ.

"You dare try and use my precious Sora and Riku! Well, you will get what is coming to you!" After that an EVIL maniacal laughter had filled the room. DiZ had stood and spun around, looking for the source of the voice. He had mad the mistake of looking down.

Under his feet grew a small black dot. It grew bigger and bigger until, suddenly, he had fallen right thrugh it! Imagine, a spotch of paint unexpectadly swallowing him. That only happened ing cartoons... and anime... and a a couple manga... and fanfics... But not to him! These kind of things never happen to to him!

Aw, who was he kidding? I mean, there wasnt even anyone here to kid, was there?

DiZ decided to find out, and set off on his long, adventurous journey, filled with magic and happy singing little elves.

Then he noticed he was walking on a treadmill. How had he gotten on that? Where had the happy forest gone? Had he really just imagined all the sunging little elves?

He heard a high-pitched and annoying giggle next to him and noticed the littlr pointed eared creature that onlyreached up to his knee.

He hadn't imagined the elves!

"!"

Eternity on a treadmill will The Littlest Elf...

/DiZ End/

Bold means Maria speaks, not Zeida.