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Hey Guys, I m glad you guys are enjoying the Jokes I am updating, so here is another one for you guys, Hope you All enjoy it.
One night Wyatt was at P3, having a good time, Chris, who was behind the bar and now the new owner of P3, offered him another drink. As he served the drink Wyatt spoke up.
"Hey Chris, You like betting right?"
"Maybe, why, what did you have in mind?"
"Well, I'll bet you 1,000 that I can put a shot glass at the end of the bar and piss into it without spilling a drop."
Chris thought to himself, "Wyatt must be so drunk! There's no way he is gonna make that. This is gonna the easiest grand I've ever made and a chance for Wyatt to get embarrassed in front of others." So Chris says, "Okay Wyatt. You're on."
Chris walked down to the other end of the bar and positioned a shot glass on the end. He walked back behind the bar and said, "Okay Wy, Let's see what you got." Wyatt unzipped his fly and staring pissing all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottle of booze, and all over Chris. Chris roared with laughter and almost fell over.
Afterwards he noticed that Wyatt was sitting at the bar smiling. "What are you smiling at jackass? You just lost 1,000!"
"Well Chrissy boy, you see that guy over there in the cowboy hat writing out a check?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Well I just bet him 10,000 that I could piss all over you bar, your walls AND you, and not only wouldn't you be mad...you would laugh hysterically about it."
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