A/N: This is just a bit of stupidness I wrote when I was bored in class. One can only take so many slides.

Me: Did you know DaVinchi was put on trial for sodomy?

Yami: Sodomy? That was a crime?

Me: Apparently.

Yami: Wow. Poor guy.

Me: Yeah, especially since he didn't do it. In fact, he looked at sex with disgust.

Yami: Have fun in Art History?

Me: But it is suggested he may have had relations with one of his male models. And yes, I did. Is it a crime to enjoy learning?

Yami: Only when you do it selectively.

Me: Don't make me pair you with Tea. I'll do it.

Yami: You don't have the balls.

Me: Stupid muse.

Yami: I heard that.

Me: DaVinchi was also put on trial for Necromancy.

Yami: What's that?

Me: Worshiping the dead.

Yami: Raunchy.

Me: Yeah.

Yami: Any other facts you'd like to disgust me with?

Me: He wasn't doing it! He was studying anatomy!

Yami: Okay, okay.

Me: Ugh. I need a nap.

Yami: Yeah, you do that.