Yay! Happy Birthday Itachi-san, here’s a present for you, even is... a lot of days late I think...oh well I was in final exams, besides I haven’t read Fire’s stories...wahhh! THANKS I’M ALREADY DONE Oh yeah... this is for you freaking fan girl of Itachi...hehehe enjoy! (she will get it)

(Warning: OOC, BEWARE OF THE POWER OF OOC AND FLASHBACKS)

Disclaimer: Don’t own Naruto...or the rabid fan girl...that’s a character of Ran... well she will understand what I’m trying to say, I do own that damn watch... must be around here somewhere...

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Not soy young Uchiha Itachi was walking around Akatsuki’s…err…lair? Yeah that could work, well he was bored and somehow sad, ok that’s creepy for me, he was a little sad because tomorrow was June 9th and it seems nobody remembered it, not even her biggest and unbelievable alive rabid fan girl named Ran…-sigh- so, not so young Itachi took a look to his Mickey Mouse watch, it was 5:05 pm, ‘Hum’ not so young Itachi thought ‘I could take a nap now and later go dinner’ and not so young Itachi went to take a nap, with no idea of what the other members of Akatsuki were planning... (Which is weird because, is Itachi! He can know it, but in my fic he’s a little...idiot, so you may think now, ‘Is a surprise party for Itachi is predictable’ I know it is damn it!)

And they were planning...

Sasori: LET’S GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK

Deidara: That’s boring

Sasori: No its not! I have fun last time

Kisame: You killed the line for the roller coaster…and the line for the house of mirrors and the line for the bumping cars and…

Ran: The amusement park is a great idea Sasori-san!

(A/N:You remember I said ooc right? Right)

Sasori: HA! Someone is agree with me

Kisame: Give me a break

Ran went to wake up not so young Itachi... poor one, I was talking about not so young Itachi not Ran... that's ummm IMPOSSIBLE...well back to the "awakening"

Ran: ITACHI-KUN!

Not so young Itachi jumped from the bed because of the yelling

Itachi: WHAT THE HELL! Oh, it’s you-sigh-

Ran: -glomping Itachi- Dinner’s ready!

Not so young Itachi was already used to the glomping part and walked to the kitchen with Ran stick to him...

THE NEXT DAY...

Now the less young Itachi was waking up when...

Insane voices: HAPPY BIRTHDAY UCHIHA ITACHI! -insert your favorite Happy Bday song-

The less young Itachi really jumped of surprise –sigh- poor boy

(A/N: Ok, for less complications it will be now old Itachi, easier to write)

Itachi: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU! –checking the hour in his Mickey mouse watch- ITS 10 IN THE MORNING! AND FRIDAY!

Everybody: Is your birthday! –Stare at the watch-

Sasori: Is that a... Mickey Mouse watch?

Deidara: Dude that’s odd, where did you get that?

Itachi: starts thinking

FLASHBACK WARNING!

A young Uchiha Itachi of 5 years old was running around his house and playing with a chicken wing (A/N: Blackmail pictures and I'm really starving, so there is your reason for a chicken wing!), suddenly her mother appeared from the kitchen

Itachi’s mother: (ugh…I don’t remember her name) Itachi, sweetie, why are you playing with that? Is the dinner honey

Itachi: But mommy I have nobody to play for my birthday and daddy didn’t give me a present

Itachi’s mother: Don’t worry sweetie he’ll give you something

-Suddenly a chicken passed-

Itachi’s father: appeared from nowhere Young man, I have something for you!

Itachi: jumping Weee! What is it daddy? glomping his father (CHECK THE REALLY OOC)

Itachi’s father took a box from his pocket and gave it to Itachi, he opened it and...

Itachi: IT’S MICKEY MOUSE!

-End flashbacks- (Before more ooc insanity!)

Itachi: Not of your business

Ran: -glomping old Itachi- Well LET’S GO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT!

Itachi: NOT THE AQUARIUM AGAIN!

Flashback:

Young Itachi was with the Akatsuki’s idiots wandering in the aquarium because Kizame’s bday...

Kizame: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Deidara and Sasori stared at Kisame with a wtf look while Ran was nodding with Kizame...and...where is young Itachi? Oh right, he was pocking a weird fish

Sasori: I wouldn’t do that if I were you

Itachi: Oh shut up what would happen?

The fish bited young Itachi’s middle finger... so what you can see is a really crazy and young Itachi running like a phsyco with Kizame running after him trying to calm him and Ran taking pictures of it...

-End of flashback-

Everybody promised it wasn’t the aquarium...for old Itachi’s sake.

Itachi: So, if it is not the aquarium... where is it?

Everybody smiled innocently... ok innocent is not the exact word for the smile they were doing it was more... evil, yeah evil, but old Itachi can’t recognize the difference between evil and innocent... oh well

The Akatsuki’s covered old Itachi’s eyes and knocked him out... how did they do that? Easy, Deidara took old Itachi’s watch and obviously distracted him...easy! Doesn’t sound? Oh come on... is easy!

Itachi: GET THIS THING OFF ME!

Ran: But Itachi-kun you would ruin the surprise!

Itachi: AGH!

(Ok, now that’s a really OOC)

-37 minutes and 13 wrestling minutes later... that’s about... ummm 50 minutes-...

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Now here is the end for part 1! Yay, please read it and tell me what you think, because this is my first Akatsuki fanfic... and, well you know the rest! and...I know it's stupid but I made it because I was thinking what to give to that old man... well not that old-sigh-