Disclaimer: I don’t own FMA. Boohoo.

Yes, this is another one of those one-hundred words things. Except only the first one is one hundred words, as afterwards I got lazy and stop trying to shorten them. But they are all very short, and rather stupid things inspired by random requests of people. Mostly Elricest, but that’s not a rule. (And feel free to request one if you’d like.)

Nonetheless, enjoy. And review. You know you want to.

‘Idiot’

A/N: A Riza/Havoc request. Though I don’t like the pairing, I adore both characters and I’m terribly sorry for insulting poor Havoc so much.

He, she knew, was an idiot.

They were all idiots, she and her female co-workers had decided long ago, but he definitely ranked highly in the top ten. Or even top five. Or perhaps he was biggest idiot of them all. (Roy was a close second.)

He was a sexist ignoramus who smoked too much and knew little about anything, especially not women.

Oh, he was definitely a fool, she thought with a sigh, pulling back the duvet and reaching out for the cup of coffee being handed to her.

He was such a fool.

But quite good in bed.