The Sanzo Incident III

A/N:Yeah, Yeah. You know its gunna be wild! Woot!. C’mon. Lets hitch a ride! You know you missed me.X3. Dx. You didn’t? Well you should’ve!

Diclaimer: I own not the Saiyuki. X3. It belongs to Minekura-sama. –continuous bowing- Eheh….

START. GO MONKEY GO!

Kidding…

Rating t for teen, blah de blah

Summary: A Place in Time, (The Temple) Ranomdocity and the spur on spontaneous monkey throwing. This chapter is uber short. ..they will get longer and longer.

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Chapter 1: Behold My Juice

Somewhere in the temple, Goku is booking it down the hall screaming.

Goku: OMG! OMFG! SAAAANNNNZOOOOOOO! –runs smack into the door of Sanzo’s room- GUH! –starts scratching the door- Open the Fing door! GRAAAAAAAAA!

Sanzo: -shoots the door down and it lands on Goku, squishing him flat- WTF! Who’s there! Is it the tooth fairy? Huh! HUH? –waves gun wildly-

Goku: ;;;; guhhhh –throws door into the wall and tackles Sanzo- THE ACORN!

Hakkai and Gojyo randomly appear with a flourish of pretty sparkly bubbles.

Hakkai: HUZZAH! Behold my Juice Box! Drink from it.

Gojyo: EW. Gawd no…Dx. –dies-

Sanzo: -pokes the dead body- Why the hell is there a dead kappa on my freshly woven carpet! –shoots the body-

Goku: Ewwww blood! I AM NOT A VAMPIRE DAMMIT. –twirls out of the room-

Sanzo: BAGEL! Wait for meeeee! –chases-

Hakkai: Hmmm… pants…pants…are…paper…aha! So the earth is flat! XD. I get it now! –drags Gojyo’s body to a bridge and throws him over- Gah. Why are dead people so heavy these days. Geezus…