NellySama

The Sanzo Incident III

A/N: OMFG. Yah, I've been gone forever. I hope you havent forgotten about me? No? Good!!! Right, and so! I've completely forgotten what I've been doing with this fanfic..so I'm ending it here, in chapter 9. Don't worry I'll be back with another hilarious fanfic. And so...

from where we left off...

And so Cloud, Sephie and Aries leave the Saiyuki realm and return to their humble abode in Squeenix Land. Yay!

Goku: Holy...cows! -runs through a wall and tackles the ice cream truck- IIIICCEE CREAAAAAM.

Hakkai: Sweet! Sweetness for all! -kills the truck driver and steals all of the ice cream and then passes it around to everyone- .

Sanzo: You fricken pirate! You stole that ice cream and then spread the bounty! YOU PIRATE!

Goku: Uh ohh...

Hakkai: Yeah, I'm a pirate, what are you!

Kou: I'm a bunny... .

Sanzo: I'm a fricken NINJA!

Sanzo and Hakkai struck battle poses...and the battle began...DUN DUN DUN

Chapter 9: Ninja or Pirate?! Part the Last!

After the Monk and the resident Healer struck poses, the proceeded to whoomp everyones asses, and trotted off the ice cream store. Goku watched the smoldering bodies of their enimies sizzle as he followed.

Goku: ne, crazies...

Sanzo: What!?!?! YOU CALLIN ME CRAZY!?!?

Goku: -teary eyed- sniffle...no...

Hakkai: Sanzo! You made him cry!!!

Sanzo: -mumbles under his breat- not as much as I'm going to tonight...

Hakkai/Goku: Huh?

Sanzo: What HUh? You guys hear something?

Goku: O.O sanzo!! You were talking to yourself again!!

Sanzo: -shifty eyes- N-no I wasn't!! You don't know what you're talking about!!

Goku: -up in his face- YOU don't know what you're talking about! ITS THE TRUTH!!

Sanzo: NO ITS NOT!!!

Hakkai, feeling left out of this conversation, proceeded to say an muchly overused line...

Hakkai: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

The other two just stared at him, like he had a Golden Skulta on his face, which he did. Thusly he freaked out.

Hakkai: HOLY CRAP!! Get it off of me!!!

Goku: No way! Thats a huge ass spider! I am not touching that, Sanzo, You get it!!

Sanzo: -running away- Hello no. I'm gone. -trips- WHAT THE-

Sanzo, had tripped over Gojyo's fallen body, which was crawling its way towards Hakkai.

Goku: Doesn't he EVER die!??!

The sky darkend and Hakkai blew up the spider, and it got all dark on evil around his face.

Hakkai: No. He never dies.

Sanzo: Psh. I can fix that. -walks over to Gojyo and rips out his soul- There, all gone. No more stupid perverts.

Goku: Yaaaaaaaaaay!!! Now I can have the backseat all to myself.

Sanzo: No you wont. --sanzo smirked evilly-

Hakkai: Oh deary me...lets just, go somewhere thats not here?

They all agreed that it was a good idea and went on into forever land, and conqured the world.

The End...

Review please..

i also need new fanfic ideass. I'm rusty Dx.