'Don't look at his arse, don't look at his arse', was the only thought going through Sirius' head, as Harry dragged him to the hospital wing. 'Don't look at his- aw the hell with it!' Sirius thought, as he lowered his head to stare, at the said arse. He had really tried not to look at Harry, really he had, unfortunately for him, it didn't work. Harry was bouncing around, almost like he was on a sugar high, and with Harry bouncing around, the skirt would lift up a bit, giving Sirius a tantalizing view of Harry's leg, before fluttering back into place, and that was not helping Sirius. As they neared the hospital wing, Sirius felt more and more relieved, his nosebleed hadn't stopped, but it didn't get any heavier. 'It's not heavier, which is good, I don't need anymore embarrassment… hey! This is the first time I've been embarrassed! …now I see why everyone hates it' He thought.

As soon as both boys entered the hospital wing, Madame Pomfrey came rushing over to them, exclaiming "My Lord! What happened!"

"I don't know, we were in Charms and all of a sudden he got a nosebleed!" Harry exclaimed, almost hysterically.

Madame Pomfrey had figured out why Sirius had gotten the nosebleed and gave him a sly look, that almost seemed to say 'you dirty boy', making him all the more embarrassed.

"You can go back to class now, Potter" Madame Pomfrey, stated almost coldly. 'I guess she's still mad at him for breaking out of here, of course I don't blame him, who wouldn't want to break out of here?' Sirius thought, before coming back to reality as Harry said goodbye, and left.

As Harry was heading back to Charms, Lucius Malfoy was doing some serious thinking, 'if he touched Harry, I will teach him why you shouldn't mess with a Malfoy'. Just as this thought made it's way through Lucius' mind, the door burst open to reveal a flushed, and slightly panting Harry Potter. 'HE TRIED SOMETHING! I'M GOING TO HANG HIM BY HIS BALLS AND LOWER HIM INTO THE LAKE FOR THE GRINDYLOWS TO EAT!' was the outraged thought that had Lucius seething. While Lucius was fuming Harry made his way to his seat, Lucius turned his head to question him about what happened, when his breathe caught in his throat at the beautiful sight before him, Harry's face was dusted a light pink, his eyes half lidded, almost as if he was attempting to stay awake, his pink lips slightly parted, as he panted quietly.

'Wow, he's gorgeous' Lucius thought, when he felt his pants become even tighter than they already were. 'LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL END UP JUST LIKE BLACK!' Lucius' brain screamed.

'But he looks so hot, like he just had the best sex of his life!' the little voice, that everyone (including Malfoy's) had in the back of their head, argued. Suddenly Lucius went rigid, he replayed that last thought in his head, before turning furious, his face showed nothing but inside his mind was ranting.

'Black and I agreed we wouldn't touch Harry until Thomas was out of the way! That two timing Gryffindor! And forget about the Grindylows! I'm going to feed him to a Chinese Fireball!' Lucius silently fumed, already thinking about plans of revenge. About five minutes later Harry leaned over to Lucius still slightly panting and said,

"Don't get on the bad side of Madame Pomfrey, she's scary" Lucius looked at Harry like he was crazy, Harry seeing the look started explaining. "She kicked me out of the hospital wing after I dropped Sirius off, and she was all mean and scary like she normally is, so I ran all the way here."

'So Black didn't try anything!' Lucius thought with a mental sigh of relief.

"So, what did I miss?" Harry asked.

"Huh? Oh nothing, just Flitwick going on and on about nothing" Lucius answered, even though he himself had no idea what was going on. He smiled as he saw Harry accept his answer. The rest of class was uneventful, the only time when the class wasn't asleep was when Peter jumped out of his chair yelling, "Let's rock!", before collapsing back into his seat, asleep. Professor Flitwick ignored the outburst, as this happened a lot, but the rest of the class couldn't hold back their laughter.

The bell finally rang after an hour of torture (for both the students and the teacher), the students burst out of the room running, glad to be away from their boredom, with the teacher yelling after them what their homework assignment was, not that any of them listened.

"WE'RE FREE!" James shouted running down the hall, jumping for joy, literally.

"Yes, saved by the bell." Remus agreed, tiredly, even he had found that class boring.

"Oh! That was so interesting! Professor Flitwick is so great at teaching!" Lily rambled, her friends rolled their eyes at her, they maybe best friends but, they hated her after charms, Lily would go on and on for hours.

"Oh I agree!" James ran up to Lily and grabbed her hand, "do you want to go to the library and discuss the finer points of Professor Flitwick's lecture?" James asked, pathetically.

"Please, like you know anything about Charms, Potter" Lily replied walking off. Her two friends mouthed a 'thank you' to James. At least now they wouldn't have to listen to Lily go on about Charms, now she would rant about Potter, and they could sneak off. Which they later did.

"Please, please, please!" James begged getting on his knees, cupping his hands together, giving Lily his best puppy dog eyes.

"No" Lily supplied shortly, and started walking off.

"WHY?" James started to sob.

"James, you're pathetic" Remus said, sadly.

"I know just comfort me, if you do, I'll give a chocolate bar" James said, as he stopped pretending to sob.

Remus immediately perked up at the mention of chocolate, and immediately answered "yes", and then James started to pretend to cry again. While Remus patted his back saying things like 'there, there, everything will be alright' and 'it's ok let it all out'. But Remus was really thinking, 'it better be a big chocolate bar.'