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“STOP IT RIGHT THERE BLACK!” Lucius yelled storming into the Three Broomsticks.

“Luci, what are you doing here?” Harry asked, completely forgetting he was mad at him.

“I’m here to stop you from going out with Black, because you’re going to go out with me!” Lucius exclaimed loudly and proudly.

“I’M GOING TO WHAT!” Harry exclaimed.

“What are you guys talking about?” The bus boy interrupted, “he’s going out with me!”

“SHUT UP!” both of the purebloods screamed at the boy, who looked disheartened and skulked away.

“Stupid little roach, I’ve been fighting over Harry since he got to Hogwarts, and some prissy little bus boy thinks he can steal him away! Not going to happen!” Lucius complained.

“I’ll agree with you on that!” Sirius said.

Harry was still just sitting on his seat, just spacing out; not really comprehending what was going on in his little innocent mind. Poor baby.

Sirius, Lucius, and the bus boy (who snuck back) were all starring at Harry.

‘Harry looks so hot when he’s thinking’ Sirius thought while drooling.

‘I wanna sex you up!’ Lucius thought while smirking, and trying to hide his hard on.

‘Man he’s sexy, maybe we can all have an orgy with Hagrid’ the bus boy thought while blushing crayola crayon red.

The busboy looked up to see all three of the boys staring at him, “oh I said that out load, I mean out loud?”

The stares of the three boys reassured him that he had said that out loud, he then skulked off again in embarrassment.

“Okay that was kinda weird….” Harry said, breaking the awkward silence that had enveloped the boys.

“So how was potions class?” Harry asked, trying to get rid of the awkwardness.

“Um… okay….” Lucius answered, while being slightly confused.

“Harry, don’t you have anything to say about what we said?” Sirius questioned, actually being Sirius (I spelt it like that on purpose!) for once.

“Um… what did you say before?” Harry replied looking all cute and innocent, his large green eyes sparkling behind his glasses.

“Lucius, just avada kedavra me now…. I’m going to die of a nosebleed!” Sirius cried, as his nose started to pour out blood.

“I will as soon as I’m done.” Lucius answered, as his nose started to do the same.

After a few minutes both the boys’ noses stopped pouring out blood, they looked at Harry with their stained robes, as he smiled cutely, and “scourgify” their robes.

“C’mon let’s go check out some shops!” Harry exclaimed as he flounced off, leaving the two sexy beasts behind.

“He’s avoiding answering,” the two sexy beasts said together, before sighing and following Harry.

The three met up and started just wandering around Hogsmeade, when all of a sudden Harry spotted a shop that he had never seen before. Harry being the oblivious little Gryffindor he was decided to enter the shady looking establishment called, ‘Tantalizing Toys’. (Btw, this idea was given to me by lazycrazykitten)

“Yay! Let’s go into the toy store!” Harry celebrated, as he pulled the two sexy beasts into the ‘toy store’.

The two boys looked at each other before breaking out into very devious smiles. ‘This is going to be fun they thought,’ as they entered the shop.

As Harry entered the shop, the first thing he saw was something that looked sort of like his private parts, but it purple. He wasn’t sure what it was so he asked the young teen girl at the desk.

“What’s this?” Harry asked, as he held the purple plastic up to the girl.

The girl looked up from her magazine, and looked at Harry shocked before saying, “you don’t know what that is?”

“Um… no… should I?”

“DUH!”

“Then what is it?”

“It’s a dildo….”

“Oh….”

“Yeah….”

“What’s a dildo?”

“If you’re a girl you put it up your va-jay-jay, and if you’re a boy, you put it up your butt!”

“Oh, then what happens?”

“….Wow you’re an idiot.”

“There you are!” Lucius’ voice rang as he finally spotted Harry. Lucius immediately rushed over to Harry, with Sirius following closely behind.

“I’m in heaven!” Sirius gasped, as he looked at everything the store had to offer, and they had just about everything! They even had the perfect uke package! Sirius couldn’t find that anywhere! And with that Sirius kneeled down on the ground gasping “thank you, Merlin, thank you!”

Sirius then stood back up, and dusted off his robes, only to find the other three people staring at him.

“Um… I’ll take six of the perfect uke packages!” Sirius said.

“Very nice!” the girl at the counter exclaimed, “is there anything else you need?”

“Actually yes, I would like some chocolate flavor lube, and some oh- my- right- there cream.”

“Yes sir!” The girl said smiling that she didn’t have to deal with Harry right now.

Lucius then cleared his throat and said, “Also I’ll pay you twenty galleons if you tell Harry about the wands and the holsters, or in this case, the wands and the wands.”

The girl smiled evilly before saying, “it’ll be my pleasure.”

“Wait what’s going on?” Harry asked, still completely confused and oblivious.

“Oh nothing Harry,” Sirius said sweetly, “we’re just going to look around the shop, while this nice lady is going to give you a nice story!”

“Oh… okay!”

With that the two boys started looking through the store, while the girl started teaching Harry, about wands and more wands.

“Then it goes in…”

“Also if you play with….”

“You get more please if you stroke the…”

“Remember to always use…”

“If you have more than two people you can…”

Lucius and Sirius both smiled at each other, happy they didn’t have to give Harry ‘the talk’, and besides even if they were enemies, that didn’t mean they couldn’t have fantasies….

“Okay guys we’re all set!”

The boys rushed over to the girl and Harry. The girl was smiling broadly, obviously please with destroying someone’s innocent mind. While Harry was in a state of shock, his eyes wide, and he was gripping the arms of the chair so hard that his knuckles were white.

“Thanks!” Sirius exclaimed, as he bounced over to the girl.

“That’ll be thirty six galleons and twelve sickles,” the girl said smiling, her smile getting even broader as Sirius forked over the money, and grabbed his packages.

“Malfoy, don’t forget to pay her the twenty galleons,” Sirius yelled as he walked over to Harry.

Lucius grumbled but walked over to the girl anyway, and gave her the money.

“Thanks, have a wonderful day, I know I have!” the girl giggled.

Sirius and Lucius grabbed Harry, who was still in his state of shock, and then walked out the door.

“Man, I love my job,” the counter girl sighed, as she had many thoughts about the three young men that were just in the shop, going at it.

Hehe sry for the wait! But chappy 31 is up! I hope everyone enjoys it!! I know i liked writing it! anyways make sure to reveiw!!