Danny Faggot, The Jackass Ghost Boy

By the 6ft dick

One day in We all hate Danny and he doesn't know it Ville, Danny, Spam and Fucker were walking home and talking about nothing. "Danny, what do you think it's like having sex with a ghost?" asked Fucker. "Why would I know?" Danny whined. "I never even saw a girl without her shirt off." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Danny, you're such a homo. Even I've had sex with numerous men." Fucker replied joyfully. "Ewww," Spam and Danny said. Spam said, "I love animals and my parents are assholes. In fact, just the other day, I met the most beautiful man ever." "Who is this manlicious piece of ass?" Fucker asked. "Oh there was this frog I found on the side of the road and he was manly."

Suddenly, Danny could see his breath. "What is that, semen?" Fucker asked hopefully. "No, there's a ghost around," Danny said. He went into retard, I mean, ghost mode. Danny looked, but there wasn't anything around. "Maybe it was…" Danny didn't finish his sentence. Standing in front of them was Bad Incredibly Thoughtful Courageous Homo formally known as B.I.T.C.H. "Damn not you again," said Danny. "Yes, it is I, the almighty man skank, do you dare look at my tight g-string wedged up my ass? Muwhahahahahahahaha!" Danny said "No thank you. I go to the Silly Goose Gay bar every month and see plenty of those bitches. Check out these lines." Danny then ripped off his gay suit and blinded the ghost with his almighty tan lines from his g-string. "Holy motherfucker," said B.I.T.C.H. "Those are gorgeous. I must do a photo shoot. Then we can play naughty games, like choke the rattle snake." "Oh, gross. No thanks, I gotta go home anyway," Danny said. Fucker pulled out a micro Uzi and told Danny to get his honey buns back with him and Spam. Danny gave him the finger and ran home. B.I.T.C.H stared evilly at Spam and Fucker. Fucker emptied the clip into B.I.T.C.H., but to no avail "Danny you pussy! We hate you!" Spam and Fucker yelled before they fell unconscious.

After going back to normal, Danny walked into his house. When he entered the kitchen, his dad ran up to him, grabbed him by the throat, and said, "Listen man bitch we want to know if you saw any ghosts today." Danny, about to pass out, said "No, I haven't." His dad dropped him and asked how his day was. Danny replied with, "Well, Fucker and I had sex in the girl's bathroom while I wore a dress, and I really liked it, in biology, we shoved firecrackers into the asses of live frogs which was great too, than and beat up some third graders just for the hell of it." Mr. Faggot replied with "Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear about your shitty life." Mr. and Mrs. Faggot didn't give a damn about their son unless it dealt with ghosts. Danny said, "Well, I did see this one ghost in the hallway." "Really?" said his mom and dad. "No I'm just fucking with you ass holes." Now this pissed off his dad. "You ungrateful son of a bitch, I should fucking kill you!" "Bring it on man tits." Danny went ghost. Then he realized what he did. "Damn it." He and his dad exchanged punches and kicks, but his dad sprayed him with some spray that was conveniently located on the counter. Danny went back to normal mode and his father carried him into the basement.

Inside the unholy dungeon beneath their house, Danny was subjected to the worst torture anyone could ever think of, including being made to watch his dad perform one of his ballet lessons, watching his mom and sister make out, and having certain items shoved up his ass. Danny couldn't take it, so he went ghost and snuck towards the door, but at that moment, the door blew open. Danny was still alive, but injured. Standing in the door way were Spam and Fucker, and boy were they pissed. "Danny, there's someone here wanting to talk to you." It was B.I.T.C.H. "Get him!" They shouted. Danny was put under the same torture they endured, including rape, molestation, and cross dressing. When it was over, Spam said, "Danny, you chickened out on us when we needed you so here's what you get." Then Spam and Fucker pulled out rifles and shot Danny to death. Everyone was now happy until B.I.T.C.H. got upset about something and killed all those ass holes.

The End