Detailed Summary: Reality can hurt. And when it smacks the Pretty Committee in the face, they feel the sting when they're expelled from Octavion County Day. They move on to change the history of Briarwood, in a huge way. They intend to become the first girls to EVER attned the all-boys school, other than the teachers. And because of their parents' leverage with the law and amount of money, the school cannot turn them down. How do the boys take having all 5 of the Pretty Committee leading their school next to their normal leaders? I guess we'll have to wait and see . . .

Excerpt from The Pretty Committee Strikes Back

(Actually, it's the complete last chapter . . . .)

Lake Placid, New York

Forever Wild Campsite

Mr. Myner's Quarters

Wednesday, February 25th

2:11 P.M.

"Kill me now." Dylan found her mother's green-and-yellow silk twill Hermes scarf behind the leather pillow on Mr. Myner's couch.

"Ew." Alicia winced when she saw it.

Massie found more than Merri-Lee's scarf unsettling. It was creepy in general being in Mr. Myner's quarters. It smelled like a combination of Irish Spring soap and burnt coffee.

Behind them, in the center of the room, was his four-post bed. His navy-and-red plaid comforter had been haphazardly pulled up but had not been smoothed out or tucked in. And the pillows still had dents in their centers from where his big head and thick hair must have lain all night. Ew! Even though he wasbetter looking than most teachers, the image of him sleeping was border-line repulsive. Did he drool? Snore? Massie shook those thoughts away as quickly as they'd come. She longed for the powdery, perfumey fragrance of the girls' cabin.

"Do you really think he's outside calling our parents?" Kristen sniffled.

"I know he's been in close contact with Dylan's." Massie couldn't help herself.

"Shut up." Dylan whipped the scarf at Massie's face.

Claire twisted the empty candy bag around her hand. Her fingers started turning different shapes of purple and Massie looked away.

"Can I use that?" Kristen sniffled and reached for Merri-Lee's scarf. Massie handed it to her without a second thought.

"Relax, Kristen." Dylan rubbed her friend on the back. "We're not going to get into any trouble. He's just trying to teach us a lesson."

Kristen dabbed her eyes. "So you don't think he's really calling anyone?"

"I bet he is," Alicia speculated. "But my parents will blame him, not me. He lost us. Remember that."

Kristen burst into tears. "Yeah, but I wasn't even supposed to be here. My mom thinks I'm at a soccer match."

The five girls crossed their legs and sat up straight when they heard Mr. Myner clomping up the steps outside his quarters.

"Shhhh." Massie leaned across the couch and slapped Kristen on the thigh. "Dylan's dad is coming."

"Daaaaad," Dylan burped.

The girls were cracking up when he walked in.

"Thats good, ladies, get it all out." He closed the door behind him. "Because you may never laugh again."

He poured himself a cup of coffee from the black cappuccino maker on top of his mini-fridge. Then he lifted the brown ceramic mug to his nose and savored the aroma like he was in a Maxwell House commercial. For a minute Massie wondered if he'd forgotten they were there. His casual demeanor was starting to make hernervous.

Mr. Myner set the mugon the mantel, unlaced his hiking boots, and set them neatly by the door. The steam from his coffee rose in ribbons and swirls, floated away, and vanished. It had no idea how lucky it was.

Finally, he hooked his palm through the handle of his mug and settled into the tan leather club chair by the fireplace. After a loud, slurpy sip, Mr. Myner uncrossed his legs and angled his body toward the girls on the couch.

"What you did today was very dangerous," he began, sounding like a concerned father. He wasn't mad, jsut worried. Massie felt the tension in her shoulders melt away. The worst was over.

"But what also concerns me is how long it took you to find your way back t camp." His eyes narrowed and the muscles on the sides of his face pulsated. "To think that we've spentthe past three days learning how to navigate in the wilderness, and you lostyour way on a markde trail." He wiped his brow with his hand. "It sickens me."

Massie raied her hand. "I think we would have had an easier time getting back if you hadn't taken our cell phones and two-ways." She looked at the others for reinforcement. They nodded their head in agreement. "I mean, we totally would have called- we just couldn't/"

"The idea, Ms. Block, was to teach you how to survive without these things," he spat. "Which just furthers my point. The whole lesson was completely lost on you."

"I studied the map trails," Kristen offered. "I knew we had to go east."

"Then why did it take you five hours to find us?" Mr. Myner ran his hand through his hair. "If you'd gone east, it would have taken you five minutes." He paused. "And what exactly are you doing on this trip anyway?"

Kristen dabbed her eyes with the Hermes scarf.

"I warned you about the consequences if any of you took off into the woods, did I not?"

No one said a word.

"If anything happened to you girls, OCD would have been faced with so many lawsuits, the school would have had to shut its doors forever."

"Good thing we're okay." Massie tried to sound positive. "Right?"

"Yes, Massie." Mr. Myner's voice sounded strained, like he was doing his best not to snap. "But I'm afraid you are still going topay the price for breaking the rules. After all, we have to set an example for the other students. So, I have spoken to Principal Burns and she agrees." He took a deep breath. "All of you have been expelled from OCD, effective immediately."

The girls gasped. They'd expected a lecture on responsibility and maybe detention. But this? No one knew how to respond.

"You mean suspended?" Massie felt queasy. His words floated right above her skin, unable to fully penetrate.

"No, I mean expelled."

"Uh, don't you think that's a little harsh?" Massie asked, her insides churning. "Our parents will never go for that."

"They have already been notified," Mr. Myner shot back. "We have arranged for a bus to take you home this afternoon. They will be waiting for you when it arrives."

Dylan stood up and put her hands on her hips. "If I hadn't been so traumatized by you and my mother, I never would have run off in the first place." She glared at him. "Did you tell that to Principal Burns? Did you tell her I was traumatized? Or did that slip your mind?"

"Your mother is not on the faculty and we are both adults," Mr. Myner replied evenly. "We have every right to keep company."

"Well, she'll be dumping you now," Daylan said under her breath as she sat down.

"My father is going to fight this," Alicia said, trying to sound like she wasn't scared. "He is going to sue you for losing us, OCD for expelling us, and the Adirondacks for not making better trails."

"And for discriminating against the poor," Kristen added.

"The poor?" Mr. Myner shook his head in confusion.

"Yeah," Kristen sobbed. "If I weren't poor, I wouldn't have had to sneak up here and then I never would have gotten caught and I never would have run away and-"

Mr. Myner lifted his palm. "That's enough. The bus will be here in thirty-five minutes, so you'd better hurry back to the cabin and gather your things."

"What about all the stuff you stole from us when we got here?" Massie asked.

"It will all be on the bus."

"Sorry," Claire squeaked. It was the first time she'd spoken since he entered the room.

"So am I," Mr. Myner said. "There's nothing more upsetting than a wasted education."

Massie stood up and the rest of the girls followed. She was too shocked to accept the idea that she would no longer be going to OCD. There had to be something her parents could do, right? Shehad gotten herself out of worse situations in the past- how hard could this be? These questions would have to be answered later. Right now her insides felt heavy and tired, like they did after a major crying session. And her brain felt slow and numb. Yes, later.

Mr. Myner held the door open for the girls. One by one they filed past him and stepped back out into the cold. Everyone was standing on his porch steps, waiting to see if they were okay. Even the nonsoccer guys looked concerned. If it hadn't been for the dirty clothes, the matted hair, and the ruined future, Massie would have felt like a total A-lister stepping out of the revolving door at the Ritz-Carlton.

"What happened?" Derrington handed her a fistful of wildflowers. They were a little brown and crispy from the dry winter air but the gesture was a total ten.

Massie took the flowers and sniffed them. One of the sharp leaves poked her lip and she fondlyremembered Doose and his stiff whiskers. She had come such a long way in the past three days. And now this.

"We've been expelled," Massie announced to her public.

"What?" Derrington's voice cracked. "You're joking, right?"

He quickly realized she wasn't when he saw Kristen's purple face and swolen eyes.

"Hey, what's she doing here?" someone shouted.

Seconds later, the girls were enveloped by sympathetic hugs and words of encouragement and soliditary.

"Let'sgoonstrike," Carre shouted.

"Yeah!" everyone shouted.

"They will not get away with this." Layne punched the air.

Massie feltbetter than she had all day. She loved how everyone was uniting on her behalf. "Fight the power!"

"Fight the power!" they responded.

Massie looked for her friends, hoping they were feeling as invigorated as she was. But they had their own ways of dealing.

Claire was off to the side of the group with Cam. He was wiping her cheeks with his thumb. Dylan was shouting at her mother, begging her to do something. Kristen was banging on Mr. Myner's door, pleading with him to reconsider, and Alicia and Olivia were hugging Josh and Plovert goodbye. Mr. Myner finally opened the door. Kristen fell to the ground and grabbed his legs.

"Please, take it back," she begged. "I'll do anything. I'll memorize the entire globe if you want. Even the latitudes and longitudes. Everything."

"Get up, Ms. Gregory." His tone was cold and measured. "You now have twenty-three minutes to collect your things."

"Tree hugger!" Kristen shoutedat him. She wiped the snot away from her nose andran off to the cabin.

"Girls, the bus is waiting!" Mr. Myner said. "Go!"

Massie took one last look around.

It was the last time she'd ever see these faces again.