PEACH GOES ON GAME SHOWS!1
by Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Nintendo characters listed here.

Episode Three: LINK VS. STEPHEN HAWKING

"I can't believe you voted me off!" sobbed Peach.

"You voted yourself off!" replied Link angrily.

"Oh well," said Peach.

"How am I going to possibly outwit Stephen Hawking?" asked Link.

"Don't worry, I've got a plan!" said Peach.

"Really?" replied Link.

Peach pulled out a blueprint for a space shuttle powered by glue.

"Here!" said Peach.

Nobody laughed.

"Geddit? A plan? You know, how 'blueprint' is a synonym of 'plan'?" asked Peach.

Nobody laughed.

"Fine then! I'll force you to laugh!" said Peach.

Peach ran inside, with a giant gas canister.

"Hahaha! This is laughing gas! Now you'll have to laugh!" laughed Peach.

Nobody laughed.

"Hahaha! This is laughing gas! Now you'll have to laugh!" laughed Peach.

Nobody laughed.

"WTF? Arthritis gas?" asked Link.

"Oops, wrong canister," said Peach.

"My fingers are becoming stiff and things!" said Link.

"UGdfuiv, iyfsgui," said Stephen Hawking's talking program.

"What's wrong with Stephen?" asked Peach.

"Peach, you're a genius! He can't type properly now that his fingers contain arthritis and can't move properly!" said Link.

"Now for, sudden death!" said the host, "If in one round of sudden death, one person answers right and one does not, that person wins, The Weakest Link!"

"It's in the bag!" said Link.

"Stephen Hawking… how do you spell Askgrafadas?" asked the host.

"WTF? That's not a word!" said Link.

Stephen Hawking's fingers bashed themselves onto the keyboard.

"We've won!" said Link.

"A…" said Stephen's talking computer.

"S… K… G… R… A… F… A… D… A… S…" said Stephen's talking computer.

"Correct!" said the host.

"WTF? That's not a word!" complained Link.

"Link, what is your favourite place to holiday?" asked the host.

"WTF? That's not a question!" said Link angrily.

"Incorrect, the correct answer was, 'The Hotel down the street'. Stephen Hawkins wins!"

"NUEEZ!1" screamed Peach and Link.

The green monster appeared.

"Hahaha, when the host shakes hands with Stephen Hawkins, he wins!" laughed the evil monster.

"NUEEZ!1" screamed Link, throwing a conveniently placed spear found in the studio into Stephen Hawkins.

Stephen Hawkins died.

"Link wins by default!" said the host.

"NUEEZ!1" said the goblin.

"YAYZ!1" said Peach and Link.

"Worst… fic… ever…" growled the green monster, "I'll get you next time Peach and Link, next time!"

Credits scroll.