Bijou sighed as Hamtaro and Pashmina eventually ran out of energy and they both fell to the floor. When Hamtaro noticed Bijou walking towards him, he put out his arms to hug her. Instead, she walked over him and helped Pashmina up. Hamtaro rubbed his head and thought, 'DAMN IT!'

After brushing some dust of Pashmina, Bijou turned back towards Hamtaro with a furious look in her eye. "Look, Hamtaro. I know you think you're all that and shit, but you're just a-a-a-" "A what?" asked Hamtaro. Bijou sighed and replied, "I can't say it in a T-rated fic. Anyways, you should know better than to go and hurt the ones who care about you like it's nothing! You're a jackass!" Boss laughed and exclaimed, "THAT'S TRUE, I AM A JACKASS!" Everyone gave Boss a Why-Aren't-You-Dead-Yet look before Bijou continued talking.

"I also wanted to tell you that I think I might be bisexual…" Bijou finished. Hamtaro's mental state was at its end, but he mustered up enough energy to act like a jackass. "HA HA HA! SO NOW YOU'RE BOTH GAY FOOLS! HOO HOO!" cried Hamtaro with his hands on his hips. Suddenly, a bullet flew through Hamtaro's head and the little son of the devil fell over dead. Everyone looked to Penelope, who was holding a pistol in her little hands. "OKAY, WHO LET PENELOPE WATCH FOOLY COOLY?" Maxwell shouted.

Pashmina giggled and kissed Bijou on the nose. "I love you, Bijou…" she said. Bijou returned the kiss and replied, "I love you, too." Boss looked at Hamtaro's dead body, then Bijou and Pashmina as the gears in his little brain slowly turned. "I GOT IT!" Boss exclaimed, "LET'S HAVE A PARTY FOR THE NEW COUPLE!" Everyone agreed that they should have a party, despite that now two Ham-Hams are lesbians and the lead character is dead.

Two days later…

Hamtaro's dead carcass was buried near the junkyard. All the Ham-Hams thought that this is where such a bitch deserved to be buried. However, they didn't know about the strange acid that was absorbed into Hamtaro's grave. They also didn't know that the acid could revive people and turn them into evil mutated monsters. Suddenly, a huge claw shot out of the ground. "Bijou….."

THE END…?