The Vacation Of A 42 Year Old Man, And 9 Evil Teens

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, or Disney…

Copyright: I own Kite Highwind and the plot

Note: Kite’s thought’s will be typed in this font

Note2: Other’s thoughts will be typed in this font

Chapter One:

Summer Vacation At It’s Worst

Cid Highwind sat in his room reading a brochure he had he gotten in the mail. It was to a resort in Destiny Islands. Sure it was a long way from Radiant Garden, but it’d be worth the travel. Spring Vacation had Cid going mad, cause Leon, Yuffie, And his nephew; Kite, were complaining about how bored they were.

“Hah! Those little fucker’s will have to thank me after this!” He laughed evilly. He headed downstairs to see Leon, Yuffie, Sora, Riku, Cloud, Aerith, Kite, and Demyx, watching the newest episode of Naruto.

“No offense to our fans of Gaara… But he needs to go to an asylum…” Kite stated.

“Agreeable,” Demyx said nodding his head.

“NOOO!” Yuffie yelled. “POOR ROCKLEE!” She started crying.

“Pshh… It’s just a T.V. show… get over it,” Cloud said.

“Gaara prevails!” Riku and Sora yelled happily.

“Hey guys!” Cid yelled blocking the T.V.

“Yeah hi, Cid!” Kite yelled, “Move outta the way! We’re trying to watch Naruto!”

“We’ll Naruto can wait. I’ve got some really good news!” Cid said smiling.

“What could possibly be greater than watching Naruto?” Sora asked.

“What I’m about to tell you!” Cid replied.

“You got fired?” Sora asked.

“NO!” Cid yelled.

“Do you even have a job?” Kite asked.

“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IS PAYING THE BILLS AROUND HERE! That’s right me!” Cid ragged.

“You’ve decided to stop feeding us ramen each night?” Kite, Leon, and Yuffie asked.

“No! Of course not!” Cid replied. “Anyways I’ve decided to take you all on vacation to Destiny Islands!” He smiled.

“YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!” All of them, excluding Aerith who had a pleased look on her face, yelled.

“YEAH! I’m fucking serious!” Cid yelled.

“Not going,” All of them, excluding Aerith, said.

“G- Hey! Why not!” Cid screamed.

“Didn’t you hear about the psycho Chocoboes, and Moogles?” Leon asked.

“And don’t forget about the crazy serial killer,” Kite put in.

“We’re still going! I don’t care if a METEOR hit’s the fucking place! We’re going, and that final!” Cid yelled.

“I don’t understand why we have to go if we don’t live here!” Riku yelled. Sora nodded.

“Cause I said so! Now go pack you little shits, before I spear all of you!” Cid yelled.

“NOT THE SPEAR!” Everyone screamed, excluding Aerith… yet again.

“Ah… I knew renting that stupid RV would come in handy!” Cid cracked. He headed upstairs to pack.

“Ughh… I thought when he took us to school that one day was bad… But this has got o be the worst thing that has happened to me since Leon, and Co. put pink highlights in my hair,” Kite sighed.

“He would never take us on a trip, not even if it was to the grocery store!” Yuffie yelled.

“Yup,” Kite nodded.

120 minutes later

All eight teens stood before Cid, and his RV. Kadaj had decided to come along, cause he was bored.

“Cid…are you sure about this? Have you been taking your medicine?” Kite asked.

“Of course I’m serious! Now get your asses in the RV!” Cid replied.

“This has got to be a dream!” Yuffie yelled holding her head.

“No. It’s not a dream Yuffie! It’s our final destination!” Kite yelled.

“Shut up Kite, and let’s go,” Cloud said, as he entered the RV.

The green haired boy sighed deeply, as he boarded Cid’s RV, along with the other seven teens. I’m either gonna lose my sanity before I reach Destiny Islands, or I’m gonna get killed.

We’re so screwed… The other six teens thought. Aerith, and Kadaj seemed rather psyched about the trip.

Kite Highwind: Hey! What’s up! Just so you know it’s around 9p.m - 11:30p.m. in the story, for those of you who weren’t sure. And I’ll be accepting oc’s! Please follow the guideline below! (Example)

Age: 15 (From 13 to 18 is the limit)

Gender: Male

Hair Style/Color: Green emo cut hair, that cover his eyes. He has pink Highlights in his hair because he was pranked.

Eye Color: Blue green

Personality: He has Split personality. (Takun/Ace) He is usually a mixture of happy and mean.

Clothing Of Choice: He mostly wears black dress shirts with a green/black or blue/black tie. He always wears his sleeves up. He wears either dark blue or black cargo pants. He wears fingerless gloves, and converse sneakers that have peace signs on them.

Likes: pranking people, his Nintendo Ds, listening to music,

Dislikes: Leon, Cloud, grey, ping pong, Elude, His mother

Favorite Food: Sweet potatoes, Peanut Butter, strawberry short cake, pie

Least Favorite Food: chocolate, cauliflower, broccoli

Theme Song: “Summer Shudder” By AFI

Where Do You Want Character To Meet With The Others:

Choices:

Traverse Town, Deep Dive City, Bluff City, Castle Oblivion, FF Park, Wonderland Island, Mac Anu, or any other suggestions... I'm opened to them.

Additional Info: Kite’s only been living with Cid for at least 1 month in a half.

Next Chapter: RV Mayhem!

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