Chapter Four: Bad News Blues

“Well now that we’re back on the road thanks to your one and only…” Kite said, as no one listened.

“Holy shit!” Cloud yelled. The sudden outburst startled those around him.

“What?” The others asked in unison.

“The…” He pointed at an empty refrigerator.

“Oh no… Did they eat my apple pie?!” Kite screamed scurrying over to the refrigerator. “Holy shit they did!” He slumped to the floor. “Why!? Why do bad things always happen after I do a good deed?!”

“They ate my raspberry cake!” Yuffie cried.

“That was my raspberry cake!” Sora yelled.

“No it wasn’t!”

“Yes it was!”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!”

“No no no no no no no no no no no n-”

“Shut the hell up! Can’t you see I’m mourning the loss of my apple pie! Gee! You people have no fucking consideration for anyone else!” Kite snapped.

“You shut up!” The two yelled.

“Don’t start that shit with me! I’ll toss you both out the damn window with your damn Cait Sith plushie!” Kite smirked

“You wouldn’t do such a thing!”

“Si, I would!”

“What the hell are they fighting about back there?” Cid asked.

“The Moogle and the Chocobo decided to relieve the refrigerator of it’s contents,” Leon said continuing to stare out the passenger seat window.

“Is the beer gone?”

“Yep.”

“Fuck!” He slammed his foot on the breaks.

Everyone that was standing up fell to the ground with a loud ‘thud’.

“The hell Cid!?” Kite groaned as Alexa and Demyx fell on top of him. “Oh shit…”

“Is the beer really gone?” Cid asked looking at them through the rear-view mirror.

“You’ve got to be shitting me!” Cid hit the gas causing those who had managed to get back to their feet to fall back down.

“OWW!” Alexa cried as Demyx and Cloud landed on her stomach. “Get off! This hurts!!”

“S-slow down, Cid!” Yuffie screamed hanging onto one of the kitchen counters. “I’m gonna pu-“ Suddenly Yuffie vomited all over Kite and Riku.

“WHAT. THE. FUCK!!” The two shrieked.

“Oh shit…” Yuffie dashed for the bathroom.

“This was my favorite shirt!” Riku cried.

“Shoulda wore your favorite second favorite shirt!” Sora yelled, trying to contain his laughter.

“This is fuckin’ disgusting!” Kite yelled, as he pulled off his shirt carefully so he wouldn’t get vomit on his body.

Cid pretended not to hear the commotion in the background, and kept driving.