2stupid: originally, we were only gonna give you an epilogue if you were good

Tensa-chan: But now we decided to because we knew you wouldn't be able to resist the extra laugh.

EPILOGUE!

"So you're going to be gone from my life?" Kakashi asked, relieved.

"YUP!" Tensa said, sounding a lot like a female Naruto… Naruko! "I'M OFF TO BOTHER OROCHIMARU NOW, SO UNLESS SASUKE RUNS OFF WITH HIM OR YOU MEET UP WITH HIM ACCIDENTALLY, I WON'T SEE YOU AGAIN! IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOUR FLAME OF YOUTH! And here is a keepsake," she said, handing him a… bottle of antiseptic. And a large guide on how to make and use it to a) prank people and b) defeat them in battle.

"BYE!" A cheerful Konoha populace waved.

"We'll reserve a house for you should you choose to come back," Tsunade called after them.

"I'll come back after I mess up Orochimaru! I promise!" Tensa called back. Then she sucked herself into a little whirlpool of darkness into… gods know where. I didn't follow her.

Yes, that was the epilogue. Sweet and short. God, I hate ending things like this. It's so sad! But at least it's done, so I can concentrate on my other two projects… and start taking over 'The White Wolf' by Hatake something Fenrikkusu or whatever his name is now.

Adieu!

Adios!

Bye!

Ja ne!

Zai Jian!

Valve! This is Latin. It's actually pronounced 'Walwe.' (and Hello is 'Salve', pronounced 'Salwe.' Those Romans had too much time on their hands to be fiddling with language like that.)

And good bye in any other language you know!

Oh, and here's a list of all 50, incase I forgot any. If I did, then please tell me and I'll put in more chapters to deal with them.

1. Record Naruto farting in Kiba's face on a sound recorder and play it constantly.

2. Tell Jiraiya that Kakashi thinks Make Out Paradise is horrible literature.

3. Tell Team 7 to meet at Obito's grave at 4 in the morning.

4. At the next meeting, get in charge of the control room and say over the loudspeaker, "All Music Courtesy of Kakashi Hatake."

5. When Asuma stands up to speak, play "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson.

6. When Kurenai stands up to speak, play "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani.

7. When Gai stands up to speak, play "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain.

8. When the Hokage stands up to speak play "Ordinary People" by John Legend.

9. When Kakashi stands up to speak play "Macarena."

10. When he sits down play that recording of Naruto's fart.

11. Watch as he gets beaten to a bloody pulp by everyone he gave a theme song to.

12. When they're done, offer some antiseptic.

13. Replace the antiseptic with saltwater.

14. Call him Dave.

15. When he yells at you for calling him Dave, call him David.

16. Then Davey.

17. After training, slip a piece of paper with Kakashi's phone number on it and give it to Sakura, saying "Kakashi wanted me to give this to you."

18. Do Number 17 except with Sasuke.

19. Then Iruka.

20. Watch as Kakashi picks up the phone and talks to a very embarrassed Iruka.

21. When he sleeps, put peanut butter on his feet and let the dogs in.

22. Whenever he takes a shower run through the village screaming "Help! It's an emergency! Go to Kakashi's house!"

23. Put him on an online dating service.

24. When one of his new online girlfriends asks him for his picture, send her a picture of drunken Rock Lee.

25. Videotape him battling Itachi and whenever Kakashi falls add the Naruto Fart noise.

26. Replace the Itachi video with Kakashi's favorite movie.

27. Get him a girlfriend and invite her over for a movie The Itachi one. Play it to Kakashi's horror.

28. Remind Kakashi that he has lost 2 girlfriends in the past 3 days.

29. Tell Iruka that "Girls just aren't for Kakashi."

30. Watch as Iruka shows up at Kakashi's house in a suit, flowers in hand.

31. Tell Kakashi "If you don't go on a date with Iruka I dare you to beat yourself up."

32. Videotape Kakashi beating himself up.

33. Offer the saltwater antiseptic.

34. When he gets a new girlfriend, show her the tape of Kakashi beating himself up and say "He beats himself up almost constantly. There's no stopping him."

35. Dress up as Obito and hide behind a bush while Kakashi mourns. Pop out behind him and say, "Nice weather, huh?"

36. Watch as he has a heart attack.

37. Toss the saltwater antiseptic at him.

38. Stay dressed as Obito when he's in the hospital. When he wakes up say "You okay? Didn't want to lose you."

39. Watch his 2nd heart attack.

40. Call a nurse and say "He just wouldn't take his antiseptic."

41. Take off the costume and when he gets home remind him that he's had 2 heart attacks and random Obito sightings in the last week.

42. Convince Tsunande to fight Kakashi. Tell Kakashi that Tsunande wants to fight him. Watch as Kakashi gets beaten to a bloody pulp.

43. When he gets home from the hospital say "I'm sorry, but I ran out of antiseptic."

44. When he sleeps, put peanut butter on his wounds and let the dogs in.

45. Have "Movie Night" at Kakashi's house and invite all of his friends. Show all of your homemade movies.

46. Videotape Kakashi's reaction to "Movie Night."

47. Tell everyone to come again next week, he'll have even more.

48. Say "Marco" and expect him to say "Polo." When he doesn't say Polo, hit him on the head and say, "WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING POLO, DAVE!"

49. Have him read "Ninja Boy Scouts" by kakkanobi'me' .

50. Get Naruto in on this one: have Naruto call Kakashi's house. Pick up the phone and say "Hey Rin. You and Kakashi still on for Saturday night? Oh, you're with Random Obito sighting #23? Okay. Bye."