Ready or Not Here I Come!

Back where we left off: Sakura tagged Lee and Kiba… Hayate announced that there's only three more hours left to find everyone…

"Cha! I'm an a roll!" Sakura shouted with her fist in the air, "Okay, now whose left to find, I've got: Naruto, Sweet-Sensitive-Sexy-Wonderful-Sasuke, Stupid-Ino, that other guy Lee hangs out with I know he's a guy but I can't think of his name, Kakashi, Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, Orochimaru even though that might not be a very good thing… Chouji, Gaara, and Konohamaru… Hayate just here to supervise! Okay! Let's move it!"

Sakura 2: Cha!

Meanwhile, Gaara and Shikamaru are still sitting on rocks next to each other… Shikamaru was picking his ear and Gaara was just sitting there with his eyes closed.

"So…" Shikamaru began, "Your father never loved you?" he asked flinging his earwax somewhere. Gaara opened his eye.

"That's none of your business."

"Do you know that if you change the last letter of your name to 'u' it means 'girl' in Japanese?" Gaara didn't say anything. He just sat there silently.

"So. How's it going?"

"Do you want to die?" Gaara asked in the calmest voice ever.

"Dude, just calm down. I was joking…"

Meanwhile, Sakura was looking everywhere but couldn't find anyone.

"Where could everyone be? It's not that big of a forest!"

"-Forest…"

"-Forest…" he words echoed.

"Okay, so maybe it is… Where could they be, though? They wouldn't hide in a tree…. It's way too typical." Sakura scratched her head, as she looked everywhere.

"Huh?" Sakura heard someone snickering, "Whose there? I'm going to get you!" she yelled. She looked all around and didn't see anyone. Then, all of a sudden, Sakura turned around and came face to face with-

"- Sasuke?" Sakura's face turned red.

"Hey, babe." He said. He was sitting on a rock next to her.

"You know I should probably tag you, Sasuke…" Sakura looked down and blushed. Sasuke put his hand under her chin and looked into her eyes. He leaned his face close into hers. She did the same until they were inches away.

"I didn't say you should kiss her!" she heard a little boy's voice, then-

POOF! Sasuke turned into Naruto!

"Konohamaru! You ruined it!" he yelled.

"Naruto!" Sakura yelled angrily.

"Run!" Konohamaru yelled. Naruto quickly ran off.

"Get ready to die Naruto!" Sakura chased after him.

"Imbeciles…" Sasuke was sitting and watching from a tree nearby….

Meanwhile…

"Got anything to drink in that gourd, man?" Shikamaru asked, flinging a booger on a rock.

"It's full of sand…" Gaara calmly answered.

"Oh…"

"Got anything to eat?"

"Does it look like I have anything to eat?"

"I guess not… I better find Chouji…" Shikamaru just sat there, "Or I can wait until he comes over here…"

"Naruto!" Sakura looked everywhere and didn't see Naruto at all, "I swear! When I find you-!" Sakura ran off into the distance…

Sorry it took so long to update... I just had other stories to manage... I'll try to update sooner:-)