Author: Raven Elise PM
Spongebob was depressed, then all of a sudden SpongebobxPatrick SquilliamxSquidward. This is short and stupid.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Words: 199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 07-09-06 - Status: Complete - id: 3035440
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THIS WILL B SO FUNNY. By the way tasha, you OWE me for writing this much yaoi.
Spongebob was sitting on his red armchair, bored off his ass.
His mind wasn't on this years Bubble Bowl on TV.
It was on his crush, and neighbor, Patrick Star.
They had been friends for ages and Spongebob has dropped a lot of hints but Patrick being, well, Patrick, didn't pick them up.
Probably because they weren't shiny.
All of a sudden, a loud car horn blared outside.
Spongebob quickly ran outside to see Squilliam, Squidward and Patrick in a convertible.
He hopped in beside Patrick as Squilliam drove and drove.
"Hey Patrick, where we goin'?" Spongebob asked.
"Someplace special." He said, his voice filled with lust.
He moved his hand to Spongebob's area, wich you may have seen in other episodes has nothing.
Spongebob went from yellow to red as they started "Playing" with each other, as the two Squids began to "have fun".
A month later, it was revealed that Spongebob had gotten pregnant.
Sandy got pissed and married Larry.
Spongebob had a baby boy who was also gay and married Sandy's kid.