you heard it befor i dont own the bloody roar charecters just the ones i made up and i just have one thing to say to hudson now... Bastards...and if ur some dumb ass thats offended by things.. go ahead an read cuz i like to hear ur bull shit:D

The Contest

the bloody roar group sits around the large messy couch at yugos mansion the new reporter reading the teleprompter(the thingy the people read cuz they are stapid) says"an in other news the draw for the 2 billion ...magic markers is YUGO! apparently every person with A.D.D in the world sighned up for this contest and yet the biggest dumb ass won!"

yugo: HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW I WAS A DUMB ASS

news person:BECUASE WE ARE IN UR CURTAINS STALKING U!

yugo: ... looks behind not noticeing a big camera crew video tapeing his every move

yugo: GOD U DUMBASSES UR NOT THERE

kenji:... umm yugo mayby u should...

yugo: KENJI FINISH UR Supper!

kenji:its 12 at night?

long: is it just me or is the news on at 12?

news ppls: umm well no one but idiots and nerds watch the news so they changed the time so people can watch there hardcore porn

long: HEY I WATCH THE NEWS

kenji: umm I KNEW THE NEWS WAS ALWAYS RIGHT!

news person: JUST IN KENJI IS STARTING TO ACT LIKE YUGO

kenji:... nvm then ...

news pplz: ya... well it must look wrong for us to be here i mean i think martha stewarts on her way scence she seen ur ugly house

yugo:O NO SHEll SUCK US IN WITH HER UGLYNESS!hits a button and a big security system red light flashes soon the house is surrounded in steel

kenji:.. u know u could of just put a cheese cake next door ...

yugo: i know but i wanted to see the red thingy gives them a fruity smile

long: umm does anyone know the square root of 9103423 and the answer to 2 google - a million

kenji: ... long once u find that out ... go find albert einstine and ask him if ur related to him in anyway...

kenji:i just notice something u know the saying belive half of what u hear and all of what u see

long:yes...

kenji: what if ur blind ?

long:...shut up...

yugo:O look A PINK elephant! points to a cracker

kenji: well what if ur a yugo?

news reporter: umm can yas turn off the security...a loud bang and martha stewart pops out wearing a bunch of street clothing

martha stewart: yoo fools its time for us to looks in a slang dictionary trick your looks againfor hizzle the pizzel wizzle a dupidity dumb doodle!

yugo:...AHHH sprays his eyes with inviseable hair spray

kenji: ok honestly ... are u a turkeylooks at martha stewart wierdly

martha stewart:... so u figured out my secreate have u...well now i shall have to kill you pulls out a water pistol

kenji:... NO not that i need my pretty looks!!

she shoots him with it

kenji: NOOO now ill only get 75 of the hot girls in this world!

martha stewart:DIEE!!

yugo pulls out a cross bow: look a BUTTON!! fire it and it kills martha stewart

Long: YAYS NOW WE CAN FEED ALL OF AMERICA AND MAYBY CANADA!

kenji: FUCK AMERICA LETS TRY THE WORLD!

some poor child: please sir can i have some more

kenji: FUCK YOU ITS ONLY FOR THE WORLD NOT SOME POOR CHILDREN! GOD

dr phil: u must learn to deal with ur problems

poor child:... FUCK U! U STOLE MY MONEYkicks him in the shin

dr phil: NOOO THAT WASNT MY REAL SHIN!

kenji: YAYS NOW WE CAN SELL HIM TO SCIENCE just think the first retard to go under the knife!:)

bush comes and dies outa no were

long: WTF WAS THAT ABOUT!

kenji:ummm ... NOW THE PAKISTAINS WILL PARTY!! ILL BRING THE PENNY WHORES!:D:D:D

yugo: SHIT I ONLY GOT 10 thousand!

kenji: ill trade u a penny for thatlooks at yugo like hes stupid

yugo: pft ya right id only do it for half a penny

kenji:...ok?pulls out a laser pen and burns the penny in half

yugo: YAYS

...TBC! MAYBY!