-1"Hey what are you doing?" Kakashi poked Sasuke in the head.

"What do you want Kakashi-sensei?"

"I want to know what you're doing."

"What I'm doing….I'm just….HOLY CRAP!" Sakura was sleeping with her head on his chest and he was holding her. "What am I doing!"

"Sasuke-kun….your chest is comfy….." Sakura mumbled and moved a little.

"Is Naruto still sleeping?"

"SNORE!"

"Yep he's still out." Kakashi poked Naruto's head.

"Hurry up breakfast is ready!" Kakashi screamed in Sasuke's ear.

"I'm already awake! You've been standing here for five minutes!"
"So."

Sakura sat up. "What happened? Why is Kakashi-sensei yelling? Naruto get up!" Sakura kicked Naruto in a place no guy should ever be kicked. Naruto jumped off the couch screaming, "That bitch kicked me in the balls!" He rolled on the floor with his hands between his legs.

"Oh get up baby!" Sakura hopped off the couch and began to kick Naruto anime style.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"PMS'ing bitch cough cough" Kakashi put his hand over his mouth.

"Oh no you didn't.." Sakura jumped on Kakashi and bit his arm.

"WTF? OWWW!"

Sasuke sat up and watched Sakura beat Kakashi and Naruto back and forth.

"Wow…she's not a morning person….Sakura want to get some breakfast?"

Sakura kicked Kakashi in the balls and looked up. "Sure Sasuke-kun!" She skipped into the kitchen as if nothing happened at all.

"Okay?…." Sasuke jumped up and walked into the kitchen. "What the hell?"

Sakura was cooking pancakes, eggs, bacon, and toast. Sasuke's jaw dropped to the floor.

"You cook?"

"Yep, and the foods done so sit down."

Sakura grabbed boat loads of food and set it on the table. "Eat up." She smiled.

"Ok." Sasuke's eyes were wide and he began to shake.

"Sasuke-kun are you ok?" Sakura ran to him and helped him sit down. "Take what you want."

"I don't think I've ever seen so much food that looked so good."

"Is that why you're shaking?"

"Maybe…."

"Hey wait for us!" Naruto screamed.
"Crap, eat Sasuke-kun eat!"

Sakura and Sasuke stuffed their faces with all the food they could before Naruto and Kakashi got in the room.

"Where'd all the food go?" Naruto looked all around the room. Sasuke looked at Kakashi with the evil eye. "You said there was food in here, but when I came in Sakura was cooking."

"I uh….ummmm….I have to go." Kakashi rook off out the door.

"Idiot."

"I said were did all the damn food go!" Naruto screamed.

"Shut up Naruto!" Sakura picked up her fork and chucked it at Naruto.

"OWWWwww!" Naruto screamed and ran after Kakashi. Sasuke and Sakura looked at each other

"I feel sick…." Sakura jumped up and ran to the bathroom.

"Hey wait!" Sasuke chased after Sakura. When he got to the bathroom Sakura was leaning over the toilet puking and coughing. Sasuke thoughtlessly pulled her hair back so no puke would get in her hair.

"Thank-you blaa Sasuke-kun. I think I ate too much. BLAA She puked again. "Sasuke-kun you can let go now."
"Oh!" Sasuke let her pink hair fall down to her face and brush her rosy-cheeks. She pulled the lid down and flushed the toilet. She walked to her room and came back out in a bikini and grabbed a towel.

"Sasuke-kun I'm going outside!" Sakura ran down the stairs and slammed the door

"Ok why did she tell me she was going outside?" Sasuke walked into Sakura's room and looked out the window. "WOAH!" Sasuke fell backwards on the floor. He sat up and looked out the window again. Sakura was in her bikini getting in a hot spring.

"Hey Kakashi-sensei lets get him."

"Ok on 3. 1-2-3 NOW!"

Kakashi jumped out and tied Sasuke up.

"I thought you were gonna help me?"

"Nope, but you got him. Hey lets go throw him in the lake!"

"Well…ok, but you have to help this time."

"I will." Naruto smiled.

Kakashi and Naruto picked Sasuke up and ran down the stairs, out the door, and to the lake.

"Ok 1-2-3 NOW!"

Kakashi and Naruto launched Sasuke into the lake.

"Kakashi-sensei we forgot to untie him."

"Oops…"

"AHHHHHHHH!" They both screamed and ran inside. Sakura saw Naruto and Kakashi run inside screaming.

"Ok what was that?" She turned and looked in the rippling lake water.

"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura jumped up and dove into the water. She grabbed Sasuke and pulled him up to the beach.

"Sasuke-kun are you ok?"

"Glaaa…."

"Aaahhhh! WhatdoIdowhatdoIdo?" Sakura panicked and punched Sasuke in the chest. Sasuke coughed and puked water up all over Sakura?

"Eww…that's nasty!" Sakura puked back on him.

"What the hell happened?" Sasuke jumped up and tripped over Sakura.

"SASUKE-KUN YOU RETARD!"

Sakura grabbed his shirt and pulled him out of the water.

"Durrrr…I'm sorry Sakura… Itachi dropped me on my head when I was a baby…"

"What?"

"Durrr…"

"Are you ok?"

"Do you think I'm ok? I keep saying durr."

"No, I just thought you were your normal retarded self…"

"What the hell happened?" Orochimaru came out of nowhere.

"Da fuck? I don't even….I ndur…."

"Well Sasuke-kin I wee that you beautiful body is unharmed so I'll leave now. Bye-bye Sasuke-kun!" Orochimaru blew an air kiss to I'm and it hit him on the forehead, then he was off. Sakura looked like road kill after seeing Orochimaru give Sasuke an air kiss.

"What the hell was up with that?"

Suddenly Meatwad rolled across the screen singing.

"Duldududul dududuldul dududuldul."

"I'm lost."

"DURRR!" Sasuke's eyes crossed and his head exploded.

"Well that was odd." Sakura blinked a few times then picked up a remote and rewound everything that happened to when Sakura drug Sasuke up onto the beach. Orochimaru jumped out of nowhere.
"DIE YOU FILTHY BASTARD!" Sakura lunged at Orochimaru and killed him. Then Meatwad rolled across the screen.

"YOU TOO!" She pulled a shotgun out and blew Meatwad to bits. Then Kakahsi took them all home from their puking/movie/drowning/killing/crossover/head exploding/vacation.

THE END!