Opening Notes: Before anyone goes and flames me for Mary-Sue’s and crap, for GOD’S SAKE, READ THIS. THIS. IS. A. PA-RO-DY. I’m making FUN. I’m doing it on PURPOSE. Also, if you’ve written a fic that involves the same… stuff as this one, don’t take offence, please. I’m not insulting YOU. For all I know, it could be utterly joygasmic, your fic. All I know is I’ve seen one too many of these, and it’s beginning to annoy me.

So, with all that said, if you’re willing to go on, please do, and enjoy!

Also, apologies for those of you who don’t like English names – I agree with you. English versions are evil, especially Yugioh. However, I feel that in order to make this a proper parody, I should use English.

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Prologue

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It was an unusually dark night. It seemed as if, though the stars themselves were far removed from the lives of men, they had chosen to hide themselves from the horrors that were passing this night. The moon, as well, had hidden itself behind the clouds, turning its all-seeing eye from the girl running helplessly through the wood.

Something was chasing her.

She didn’t know what, only that she had to get away.

The golden necklace hanging around her slender neck seemed to get heavier with each passing second.

Was it trying to stop her?

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Yugi sighed, stretching as he watched Joey wolf down yet another burger. It was a Saturday, and, having nothing better to do with their time (No one was currently trying to take over the world) the pair had decided to go eat. As usual, they had gone to the burger joint Téa worked at, so that Joey could tease her as he often did. That, and she normally got them a deal of some sort.

“Joey…” He began, a whine entering his voice, “Aren’t you done yet?”

“Wat’cha talkin’ ‘bout, Yug? I’m a growin’ boy!” He grinned around a chunk of meat.

“Ewwww, Joey, close you mouth!” Yugi grimaced.

“Wat’sa matta, Yug? Can’t handle a little meat?” He stuck his tongue out, half-chewed burger and all.

“Gross!” Yugi exclaimed.

All of a sudden, though, as the two boys playfully horsed around, sound stopped. The joint was busy, but for a moment, all the boys heard was the gentle ‘click’ of the door closing behind someone as they entered the restaurant.

As soon as the door clicked shut, as though a plug had been pulled, and sound came flooding back.

Yugi and Joey, however, remained silent.

She was the most beautiful girl they’d ever seen.

Her long, black hair was thrown back in a loose tie, her bangs fanning slightly over her eyes, drawing attention to the bright crimson of the irises. She was a pale girl, a stark contrast to the dark colors that adorned her – a black vest, covering the black-and-red stripped shirt she wore underneath. She wore a school-girl style skirt, red and black as well, with black leggings and massive buckled boots. On her arms she wore fingerless fish-net arm covers, and a variety of jewellery.

One of which was a particularly enormous golden necklace that hung around her neck. It was so huge, in fact, that Yugi would go so far as to call it bling.

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End Prologue

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Closing Notes: Excuse me, I’m going to go take a bath to try and scrub off the cliché. Nggggggggh. English Joey’s bad English burrrrrrns. Where did they get the New York Accent from!

Keep in mind, this is a comedy. It’ll get funnier with time. : 3