The Riku Song. By L O V E L E S S N A M I N E & Broken But Happy

My name is Riku

My keyblades fake

I ride Sora

During the day

But then at night

The rules they change

Cuz’ Sora is riding on me

But condoms they

Make no use to me

I enter Sora

Whenever I please

But Sora loves

That slut Kairi

I better let

Her ride on me!

Because I am Riku

Im the women’s fantasy of a sex toy

But I can’t have sex

Too many times

Or I might get HIV!

If my big cock

gets too hard,

I’ll make you suck it

Anyway

I will defeat all the Heartless

So we can fuck

24/7!

My friend Tasha and I made this in the middle of the night over the phone no flames Laura, stop screaming at the computer for me to die because when we made the song, your official character wasn’t Kairi yet. Ok, new subject, now you have read this, review, and read some other stupid story.