Hey! Remember this story? I don't!

I got a PM from yukislilgirl that said:

I have a challenge fic for you. make yuki fall in love with a girl and have her do cpr on him with her feet. Make her do it in high heels. Also base the story in yukis school

Since it was a challenge, I decided I HAD to do it! Even though I have no idea what that means! Just because my writer's block just went away yesterday! –COUGH I WROTE TWO ONE-SHOTS YESTERDAY COUGH-

So that means I've decided to continue these challenge stories! So yes, I will fit in yours from last July, Mayuko-Chan! All five of them! I swear!

I pwn The Cucumber Lady. XD

High Heels are Made for CPR-ing

Once upon a time there was a fictional school in Japan that everyone non-fictional wished they went to because multiple adorable Sohmas go to it. YES. I am speaking of course, of KAIBARA HIGH!

Well one day, Debbie, The (magical) Cucumber Lady, decided she was gonna go to Kaibara high whether it was possible or not!

On a side note, I just threw up in my mouth! Not at the thought of Debbie or writing fanfiction… I don't know why! Some vomit just came up and I had to swallow it because otherwise I'd have to walk ALL the way to the bathroom and spit it out, which is like TWENTY FEET AWAY. NOOOOO!

So Debbie opened up her favorite Furuba volume she had recently stolen from the leprechaun across the street and jumped on it a few times until she was inside.

"Oh my Gerard, I just magically transported into a BOOK! Why doesn't everyone do that?" she asked herself as she began walking in her new spiffy Kaibara High school uniform to none other than Kaibara high.

Suddenly, Debbie's world seemed to STOP. YES. SHE HAD JUST SEEN…

PRINCE YUKI!

She immediately began to obsess over him, though I'm pretty sure she likes Kyo better.

Though as if it were Gerard Way, she began to follow Prince Yuki Sohma around the whole school.

After about twenty minutes, Yuki realized he was being followed! WEIRD! He turned around but embarrassed, Debbie hid behind a conveniently placed cactus. Yuki shook his head and continued walking, only to have this process repeat itself about 4.78 more times. Those times were different though, because Debbie had to hide behind a chalkboard, a moving vehicle, Sonny Moore, and a fish taco.

Debbie just couldn't get over how beautiful Prince Yuki was in person! She had to confess her love to him, but she knew his family secret and that she couldn't hug him!

"Damn!" Debbie hollered, and—DUN DUN DUNNNN—Yuki heard her!

"Who's there?" he asked, turning around faster this time. Debbie quickly tried to hide behind a broken Dresden Dolls CD, but Yuki had already spotted her.

Yuki's eyes immediately widened at the sight of beautiful Debbie, and decided that he was in love with this non-fictional person!

"What's your name?" Yuki asked her as—WHY IS MY DAD WATCHING BRING IT ON?

"Uhh… D…D…D…" Debbie stuttered. She had forgotten her own name!

"Dee? That's a nice name," Yuki smiled, before Hatsuharu came running at him from nowhere.

"YUKI! QUICK! EAT THIS!" Haru yelled, shoving a lemon poppy seed muffin at Debbie's love. Haru didn't politely wait for Yuki to take the muffin and quietly eat little tiny bites of it like the little rat he is. No! He shoved it straight in his mouth and ran off. Where did he run? Probably to go find RIN because that's all Haru EVER does in my stories.

"MMPH! MMPHHHH!" Yuki choked as his face turned from white to red to blue to purple to mauve to black to purple again.

"Oh no! Yuki Sohma is dying!" Debbie cried, and—had they been around—Yuki's fanclub would have saved him, but the hallway was completely empty now that Haru was making out with—I mean, hanging out with Rin!

Debbie had no choice! She had to perform…

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation!

(CPR.)

Thank you, Wikipedia!

Debbie could think of only one thing to do.

Wait, I already said that!

Debbie bust out her high heels and began putting them on. Too bad Debbie would probably never ever ever where high heels ever, even if it was to save fictional Yuki Sohma's life!

WHY IS MY DAD WATCHING AIDEN MUSIC VIDEOS?

Debbie began jumping on Yuki's incredibly small stomach, which made holes in his skin and blood gush out, but allowed him to get that nasty muffin out of his mouth and survive.

"Oh my gosh, you saved my life!" Yuki hollered. He had muffin dripping out of his mouth and it was so gross that Debbie decided she didn't like him anymore.

"Ewww," Debbie eww-ed and ran away before nasty Yuki and his smelly lemon poppy seed self could thank her anymore.

I promise…the other ones will be better.

And since I'm busy working on—

Oh my gosh I almost told you the name of the fanfiction I'm supposed to update soon on my secret name! Haha. I shall never tell you that I secretly write fanfictions on the name...

HAHA. PSYCH. I HAD YOU GOING.

Since I'm working on posting more of the fanfiction I have on my secret name, typing out a few one-shots, finishing Ichirin no Hana, and completing my My Chemical Romance fic on ficwad, I'm gonna try to do one challenge fic every Sunday.

So… what are you waiting for?

CHALLENGE MEH!