hatori's driving class 101, a Fruits Basket fanfic

Hatori's Driving Class 101

I'M BAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and with a new chapter of Hatori's driving class 101!! next up on the list is woah...YUKI and KYO!!!!!!!hahah this'll be interesting...but still-thank you to all of the people who reviewed for me!!!!you guys are the best eber!!!!!you guys rock like woah. Please read and review-and maybe read my other stories!!! thankies!!!

Filipina Rose

'I don't even know why i'm doing this shit...it's gonna kill me sooner or later i know that...' Hatori thought sighing as he shook his head. Of course if you were supposed to get in a car while a happy go lucky carefree bunny and a bi-polar ox that's supposedly going to "drive" you would want to get out as fast as you can. But of course just like the man he is Hatori didn't even bther to ask Akito to quit. Even if he had the balls to he couldn't get out of it- in his own way he was a follower- Akito was his master-and Hatori along with the rest of the zodiac was his pupets. He sighed shaking his head. He put his head into his hands as he was sitting at his desk. Yup, you guess it-it was another driving lesson. He breathed deeply-at least he didn't have to teach Haru and Momoji again. Not until a good amount of time anyways.

Hatori reluctantly got up as he sighed looking at his calendar. Flipping through the months he finally got to this month. He searched, the 23rd...the 23rd... Wait...what the fuck!!?!?!?! Hatori's jaw dropped it couldn't be...it just couldn't...

May 23rd-

Yuki Sohma

Kyo Sohma

time- 3:00-4:45 pm

Holy crap...Hatori thought flipping through the calendar-it couldn't be could it...? Wait...SHIT! Hatori rushed to his desk flipping thorugh his papers, he prayed and prayed that it couldn't-

Dear Hatori-Sama

On behalf of my duty i need to inform you that Yuki and Kyo will have to be sharing a drving lesson with you because both boys have schedualed for May 23rd on Shigure's part since any other day in this month would be inconvienecing either one of them. Have a good day

-Sohma, Kureano

Hatori sighed balling up the paper throwing it into the trash can. He sighed banging his head on the desk, he still had an hour left. Maybe he could kil himself before hand...yes that would be nice...kill your self before you get killed by another. He shook his head as his phone rang. He took a deep breath, "Hello Hatori Sohma here" he said

"HATORI!!!!It's Gure-chan!!!!I just wanted to drop by and say-" Shigure was about to say but then Hatori glared at the phone."You..." he said in his low voice of his. On the other line it seemed shigure dropped the phone from sheer terror. "TORII-CHAN!!!" Ayame smiled picking up the phone. After hearing Ayame Hatori atuomatically hung up. This is going to be...interesting. Hatori sighed shaking his head.

He got up walking towards the door opening it. It couldn't be that bad...I-i mean...Yuki could just piss off Kyo...and Kyo could let go of the wheel...and then there could be a fight..in the middle of the highway... Or Yuki could be driving and then fan girls could attack his car...then yuki would have to swirv, then Hatori woud have to follow a law suit...with all those wasted crappy obsessed lives gone...Hatori shuddered.

CRASH

'I guess Yuki and Kyo are already here...' Hatori sighed going out side.

"WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!?" the two of them yelled pointing at each other-well...Kyo yelled, Yuki just glared. Hatori rolled his eyes shakin his head-"Blame Shigure" Hatori said bluntly walking towards his car. At least he got the repairs done...but now that I think of it...maybe he should have kept them...especially with Kyo and Yuki. He turned around and saw a gloomy atmosphere around the two boys

"Shigure..."

Hatori smirked a bit...If I can't get my hands on him...at least they will... hatori finally concluded

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Shigure laughed wacthing his editor suffering as she was trying to find his manuscript. "Ah what a fine day for a good laugh yes dear Aya?" Shigure smiled sipping his tea. Ayame sighed nodding, "Ah my dear Gure-san, this would be a perfect moment if out dear Torii-chan were here. Who did you say he was teaching today?" Shigure smiled opening his mouth to talk but got a sudden chill going up his spine. "Eheheheheh...they're so thankful I can sense it" Shigure said his voice a bit shaken.

Hatori decided that Kyo should go first. Mainly because he didn't want Kyo to be mad and ruin his car before hand. The first couple of minutes seemed pretty smooth. But...eerily quiet. That is until Kyo's cell phone began to ring. Like a "smart" driver he asked Yuki to answer his cell phone because Hatori was in his own little conversation. Yuki looked down at the caller ID, "Who the fuck is DamsexyMeow?" Yuki asked calmly but a bit disturbed. Kyo cursed under his breath, "Damn...j-just answer it will you!?" Kyo said trying to concentrate on the rode since he was in the highway. Yuki put it on speaker phone, "Hello?" Yuki answered holding the phone infront of him a bit disgusted even by the name.

"Oy, chikachika boom boom! Good news, Losecontrol couldn't work tonight-gonna fill in for 'em?" A scratchy voice said.

Yuki and Hatori looked at Kyo's cellphone. "chikachikaboomboom?" they both asked as Hatori hung up on his own cell phone. "Uh...w-who is that? I've never heard that voice in my life..." Kyo lied

"Oy chikachika we be partying tonight right?" the voice asked, Kyo looked towards the road, "Yuki j-just hang up on him..." Kyo ordered, Yuki was to shoked to hear, "chikachika boomboom?" was all he muttered, "Hang up!" Kyo yelled. Hatori was a bit afraid but took the phone hanging up. "Thanks.." Kyo said putting his cell phone back in his pocket. The car was now silent until Kyo took a turn to the left. "Ehem, you were supposed to turn right" Hatori said, "Oops..." Kyo said still driving. "Are you going to turn?" Hatori asked, "Okay hold up" Kyo said about to turn around until out of no where cats attacked the car. Making Kyo swirv into a tree.

"Holy cap Kyo! What the fuck is going on here!?" Hatori yelled seeing the cats slide of the hood of his care one by one trying to hold on for dear life with their claws. Kyo honestly didn't know until his jaw dropped seeing a black cat slowly dropping down the windsheild. The cat looked directally into Kyo's eyes and Kyo looked away turning on the windsheild wippers. Hitting the cat right off. "Kyo...that was a bit cruel don't you agree...?" Hatori asked just sititng there. Kyo shrugged obviously holding something back as he managed to get back onto the road. Hatori gave Kyo points for actually being able to get on the road again. He relxed a bit looking in the back seat seeing Yuki asleep. Pretty normal...Hatori shrugged until he caught his own self off gaurd. Wait...what the fuck am I thinking...I'm gonna jinx my self I-I just know it! Hatori breathed looking at Kyo then the road glaring a bit, What is going to happen...?!?!?!? He looked around..Maybe he was just over exagerating...he sighed as he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket.

"Hatori here" He answered to lazy to answer more formal."TORI-SAN!!!!I OVER HEARD YOUR TEACHING MY DEAR BROTHER YUKI!!!!" Hatori rolled his eyes sighing, but then jumped a bit when he felt a cold hand grab his shoulder, "Hang up now Hatori-san..." Yuki glared, even making Kyo shudder. Hatori took a deep breath, "What do you want?" He demanded cringing at Yuki's grip tightening. "Oh I needed to ask you if you can pick something up from my shop-i'm at Shigure's right now so you see my delema" Ayame informed clearly. Hatori hesityated but sighed, "What ever" he said hanging up finally feeling Yuki's grip disapear. "Oy Kyo we're stopping at Ayame shop-the faster we do it the faster we can get this whole thing over with sound good?" Hatori asked. The two shrugged, "As long as he's not there I'm good" Yuki sighed closing his eyes again.

Kyo took a turn to Ayame's shop. Haotir opened the door stopping as he looked at the two teens, "Come on-I'm not going to let you two be alone in my car, now come one" Hatori ordered. the two teens groaned but obeyed. Ayame's shop seemed so...quiet...and so...strange... and...about to get a hell of a lot stranger.

"Ah! Hatori-san what ever is the ocassion for stopping by! Oh dear..Aya-kun would be so disapointed if he heard you stopped by...and wah!!! Yuki!!! Oh dear." Mine sighed but Hatori smiled the best he could. "Actually Ayame asked me if I could pick something up" Hatori forced himself to say afraid of what "it" was.

Mine looked confused but finally remebered, "AH! It's oh to special to show anyone besidesyou two! Sorry Kyo-kun!!Well come on now!! Ah, Kyo-kun, do me a favor a man the cash register?! You're strong enough! Thank you!!" Mine smiled over her shoulder pulling Hatori and Yuki in the back of the store. Kyo sighed walking over to the counter sitting on it. "Thank god I'm not back there..." Kyo sighed a bit annoyed. "I though I was supposed to be having a driving lesson...heh, at least I know I'll be better than that damned rat that's for sure I mean by the look of Hatori's-"

"Eh!? Chickachika Boomboom!?"

Kyo's eyes widened looking at what seemed like a teenaged punk rocker. His hair was dark crimson red, and he was wearing all back-a black leather vest, and black torn up jeans. He took of his sunglasses, "It is you!!" He yelled going up and kisisng Kyo on the cheek. Kyo cringed, pushing him away. "Dammit what are you doing here!?" Kyo whispered harshly. Mine walked out along with Hatori and Yuki who were now shirtless. Kyo looked at Hatori and Yuki, but they bother glared at him indicaiting to tell him not to ask. "AH!!!!DAYMOND!!" Mine smiled jumping for joy. "Your just in luck-I finished the details on your leather pants!!" Mine smiled, Daymond smirked lifting up Kyo's chin. "I'm lucky indeed! My,my, you look cuter out of your uniform than in it! But of course I miss seeing you sexy abs...but then again" Daymond said looking towards Hatori and Yuki-"They're perfect replacements, Oy! Tall guy turn around for me will ya?" Daymond smiled leaning on the counter.

Hatori and Yuki cringed looking directally at Kyo, "I don't fucking know this weirdo!" Kyo said backing up "Eh, Day-chan! You know Kyo-kun!?" Mine asked giddy, "Know him!? Psh-girl he's my best hooker ever!" Hatori and Yuki's jaw dropped. Kyo knocked the guy out, "Let's go..." he said going to the car. The two were speechless...Mine tilted her head as she looked down at Daymond, "Oh dear.." she whispered. She looked at Hatori and Yuki who were running out of the door. "EH!? BUT I'M NOT DONE WITH THE HEM YET YOU GUYS!!!" she called but they were already in the car. The car was silent for a bit."We're gonna do some turns then we're gonna switch to Yuki.." Hatori said looking away.

Kyo shrugged turnign on the engine, Yuki was to shocked he fell asleep... Well I guess if you're realated to Ayame anything could happen. Or it's one of those places were you just got so shocked out of your damned mind that you're in denial for the rest of your life. Hrm...i guess with us it's both, definatly...I wonder if what will happen with Yuki...well when Kyo's finished...I guess. Hatori smirked a bit, But hey! I was right after all...there was something that went so...so..wrong.

Eeeek!! . I know this part doens't have much driving ut I wanted to make this funny...and also I just though Kyo would make a great hooker! hahahahah well till next time! Yuki drives in this one!!!hahahoh!! and the quotes are in bold cuz i was experiementing and trying to make it easier for you guys to read tell me what you think!!! Later!

Filipina Rose

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