Bonus Chapter

Credits:

Chapter one: Swing123

Chapter two: Swing123

Chapter three: Swing123

Chapter four: Swing123 / garfieldodie

Chapter five: garfieldodie

Chapter six: garfieldodie

Chapter seven: Swing123

Chapter eight: garfieldodie

Chapter nine: Swing123

Chapter ten: garfieldodie

Chapter eleven: Swing123 / garfieldodie

Chapter twelve: garfieldodie

Chapter thirteen: garfieldodie

Chapter fourteen: Swing123

Chapter fifteen: garfieldodie

Chapter sixteen: Swing123

Chapter seventeen: garfieldodie

Chapter eighteen: Swing123

Chapter nineteen: garfieldodie

Chapter twenty: Swing123 / garfieldodie

SOUNDTRACK:

My Private Nation (Train) Road Trip

County Fair (Lonestar) County Fair

Everlasting Love (U2) Wal-Mart

Cruel Summer (Ace of Base) Lost in the City

Any Evidence (Mark Joseph) Chill chases C&H

Cab (Train) C&H&A&S run from Chill at the University

Gone (Montgomery Gentry) Hobbes hijacks the van

Noise (Lonestar) Cops chasing Chill

I'll Be OK (McFly) C&H&A&S take on Chill one last time

Voice work:

Pamela Segel: Calvin / Spaceman Spiff / Calvinclone

Tom Hanks: Hobbes / The hotel manager / Hobbesclone

Bill Murray: Dad / hotel empolyee / Andy's Dad

Jennifer Love Hewitt:Mom

Jim Carrey:Chill

Tom Kenny: Police officer #1 / Police officer #4

Ryan Stiles:Socrates / Police officer #2

Drew Carrey:Police officer #3

Andrew Lawrence: Andy

Colin Mochrie: Sherman

Dee Bradley Baker: Additional Voices

Socrates' Dictionary

Anchovy Noun A smelly, tiny fish that the world could live without. Anchovies are everywhere these days, and the only reason they are is because the ocean is full of them, and the only reason the ocean is full of them is because the even the other fish don't like them.

Andy Noun A quiet kid who lives a few blocks down from me. When he's not around me and the gang, he's usually playing video games at home. Andy doesn't really say much, but the thing I really like about him is his super human ability to shut hamsters up!

Calvin Noun a six year old child who hangs out with Hobbes. Calvin will and always be my dearest and closet prankee. I know, I probably shouldn't focus about seventy five percent of my pranks on the kid, but I mean, who can resist him? His shirt looks like a giant target!

Doctor Frank Brainstorm Noun A self proclaimed genius, who apparently forgot to show up at the meeting where they handed everyone's minds out. He vaguely represents the characteristics of a villain, but he's so incredibly easy to beat it's hard to tell...

Elliot Noun Elliot is my owner. He is a complete goody-goody who goes to school a lot, but when he's around me, I really don't like him. It's why I hang around with Calvin so much: he knows how to treat a tiger.

Hobbes Noun A fellow tiger who is a nice guy, but he is somewhat of a coward at times, unlike myself. He's probably my best friend, but that doesn't mean I let him slide by without being pranked. He's got to be fooled once in a while just to keep him in check.

Invention Noun Practically the only thing Calvin's good for is his array of inventions. These include the MTM, Time Machine, Transmogrifier, Duplicator, etc. It's fun to watch them blow up in his face.

Jack Noun A robot built, unintentionally of course, smarter than the person who built him! Jack is a tall silver fellow with a roundish head and a long pointed nose, and five grasping fingers on each hand! He's a fine little robot, who's always looking out for us and our safety when his creator attacks us! Well, sort of...

Music Noun This is something the world needs to improve. In the early days, music was very good, well thought out and fun for all. However, now music is now just a bunch of words slapped to a beat. I mean, have you heard the latest rap CDs?

Pizza Noun My favorite food in the whole wide world. Pizza is a flat piece of bread that also contains tomato sauce and melted cheese, and then your own kinds of toppings. Anchovies are the only kind I don't like. Let's face it, who would want them?

Prank Noun Perhaps the best thing to be invented since astronaut food! A prank is a figure of unmatchable fun, in which the prankee is tricked, fooled, and or trapped in a barrel of some form of food condiment, as set up by the pranker. Pranks usually involve water balloons, fake dollar bills, or allegations of the sky about to fall.

Sherman Noun A brown walking furball that happens to follow Andy around wherever he goes. He's constantly spouting off knowledge he learned at the dreaded university, and apparently thinks he's superior to everyone. He hates me and Hobbes, of course, but that's perfectly fine with me!

Robot Noun A mechanical being that was probably invented to serve mammals. I happen to know a robot named Jack. He works for an evil lunatic, but he has the makings of a good guy in him. However, some robots are total morons, such as the robot slaves on the ships on Planet Zok.

Taxi Noun A type of car that takes you to various places for a fee. These cars are very rare when you need them, but then when you don't need them, they're begging you to get in. Most drivers don't speak English, either.

Televison Noun A form of entertainment which has reached its prime state of, uh, quality, I guess... Well, technically all I watch are nature documentaries and the All Pranking Channel, so I don't have to deal with people whining about their favorite show getting canned.

Video game Noun A form of video of which you play. Usually using a control panel of some sort. And it's, uh... well how the heck would I know? I've never played the things.

Water Balloon Noun Who ever came up with this idea deserves a pat on the back. These things are perfect for pranking people. Water filled balloons can really tick people off. Who would've thought?

Wagon Noun I've never ridden one of these things before, but based on what I've heard, it's a screaming metal deathtrap.

Trailer

(The trailer starts with a black blank screen, the song Requiem for Dream begins playing then white letters pop up)

Narrator: When all hope is lost...

(Words fade away. Shows the mailbox being open and the mail being taken out. Fades into back. More words fade on)

Narrator: And all attempts fail...

(Words fade away. Shows the Tree Huggers International envelope being opened. Fades into black. More words fade up.)

Narrator: One boy remains hopeful for a miracle.

(Words fade away. Shows Calvin standing in the doorway, staring at his parents.)

Dad:Guess what, Calvin? We're going to Georgia!

(Silence)

Calvin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

(Calvin begins running around in circles, screaming, before racing upstairs.)

Mom: Hmm, he took this quite well.

(Dad glares at her.)

Calvin: We are about to go on a trip that could very well lead to our instant death, right?

Hobbes: Right.

Calvin: What if we went but it wasn't actually us?

(Silence)

Hobbes:...Huh?

(Tension music starts playing faster)

BOINK!

(Shows Calvinclone and Hobbesclone walking out of the duplicator)

Calvin: We're going to see a mountain and stay with a bunch of other people near it.

(Shows Calvin and Hobbes diving out the restaurant window.)

Calvin: Sweeet Freedom, Hobbes! Let's breath it all in!

Narrator: But things are not all fun and games for our two heros...

Chill (Bursting through Calvin's door): HERE I AM!

(There's a loud explosion of music. Shows Calvin and Hobbes riding a roller coaster screaming. Shows Chill driving a van right through a police stop. Shows Calvin and Hobbes meeting Andy and Sherman in the theater. Shows Chill leaping onto the van from a tree. Shows Chill holding a gun over his head. Shows Chill grabbing Calvin's shirt. Shows a large explosion in the city. Shows Calvin and Hobbes rushing through the streets. Shows the camera zooming out on Calvin and Hobbes and onto to Chill a few miles away. Shows Chill throwing dirt over his shoulder with a shovel. Shows Calvin crashing through a window. Shows Socrates walking down the street calmly. Shows Calvin, Hobbes, Andy, and Sherman hiding in a laboratory. Shows Calvin and Hobbes racing through an amusement park. Shows Calvin attacking Chill in his Stupendous Man costume. Shows Hobbes cowering in the corner with Chill looming over him. Shows Andy crawling through an air vent. Shows Chill laughing insanely.)

Chill: THERE'S NO ESCAPING NOW, CALLY! HA HA HA HA HA!

Calvin: Help... cry for help...

There's a crash of cymbals and the title comes up.

Narrator: WHICH WAY IS WHERE? A Brand new Calvin and Hobbes movie! Rated PG. Premieres July 18th!

Chill (menacingly): Ready for some fun...?