Usagi pops up in front of the camera with bright, neon orange hair, smiling. The camera was set up in the fan girls’ room, which was full of red and purple items. “Halloween is coming soon! I’m going to be Ichigo from Bleach”

“And I’m dark Chasseur Cat” HKL says, making a pawing motion towards the camera, “Reow!”

“And I will be going to Shikiricon this Saturday in Newtown, PA, so if you’re there look for me! I’ll probably be Jiraiya from Naruto or a tall girl with really bright orange hair” HKL pouts.

“I will be in my home town; but I’ll be cool!” She said confidently.

“And now the review.” Usagi said, “I know I have to catch up to the more exciting episodes, so we’re quickly going to point out things. This episode was a save the environment episode, and Sokka is the schedule whore and they showed his girly legs!”

“The clothes Sokka picked looked like a dress.” HKL nodded.

“Appa was a horny hill.”

“Doc, Sho, and Bushi where like Iroh on crack!” HKL cheered, “they’re old and they’re awesome! Talk about multiple personalities.”

“Katara’s maternal instincts were in full gear in this episode.” Usagi sighed.

“Hehe, remember last episode’s mini avatar show? Sokka’s clean water OCD”

“Aw… Sokka’s big furry friend wasn’t feeling well. Geeze Sokka, being chained to the schedule much? Hehe, he had little heart bubbles coming from him. “

“Two headed fish!” HKL exclaimed and Usagi cringed, “That just got worse and worse. They made Sokka’s eye twitch.”

“At first I thought the painted lady was Zuko’s mom, but then it kind of hit me when she got all defensive about the village.” Usagi commented, “Oh, and actually, I want that cloak that Katara had It was awesome.”

“Aang ran into a pole!”

“Katara and Aang are such delinquents. Sokka and Toph were the parents when they came back. Sokka was the mommy figure!”

“And now some quotes.” HKL said happily.

“’I was Joking! I also said to use spirit magic and made funny noises!’” Usagi giggled after the serious quote.

“’Maybe we can clean the river!’” HKL imitates Toph and Usagi giggles more.

“’He does have a heart!’” Usagi quotes Aang.

“’You’re not being an Aang, man!’” HKL quotes Usagi after she saw Toph pwn Aang for crying. Usagi pauses, blinking.

“Oh hush! It was late and I was tired from work!” Usagi pouted. After a moment, “Sokka played the flute”

“Yeah, that was pretty gay.” HKL agreed, “It was cute how Sokka stepped in and put some logic into their heads; good job Sokka.”

“The real painted lady coming to see Katara was awesome and everything, but she should have at least gotten a gift for the three days they spent there. Oh well.” Usagi sighed.

“Not every spirit gives a gift, Usagi.” HKL said.

“If they did then people would start paying attention to them.” Usagi said logically.

“Right…” HKL sighed. “Any who, what costumes should people wear?” Usagi grinned evilly.

“Sokka would be something pretty.” She said, “Like… a geisha”

“And Zuko’d be the samurai.” HKL said happily.

There was a quiet moment and then there was banging on the door and Sokka could be heard banking on the door outside, “Why the fuck am I suddenly in a red kimono?! Red is not my color!” HKL and Usagi giggled and huddled deeper into their comfy room.

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(Suggested background music, Meow Mix jingle (Easily found on youtube))

Usagi holds up a small can of cat food and the Meow Mix jingle is playing in the back ground (The ‘meows’ replaced with the word ‘emo’, being repeated over and over again), and a red cat starts pawing at her jeans. The red cat is kitty-HKL and she meows as a female narrator speaks.

“Can ‘o’ Emo, Zuko brand. Your psychology fanatic friends will love to delve into the depths of this character, making his every action make sense.” Usagi opens the can and plops the freshly unraveled emo into a kitten dish and HKL starts lapping it up, “Now with apathy, depression, and peer pressure.” Kitty-HKL meows happily on the screen.

The scene changed to a lilac bunny, bunny-Usagi, and regular HKL is pouring bunny food into the bunny dish, “Now in stores, Purina Gay-Chow, Sokka brand. Your yaoi fan will love this sweat treat, even if it is a little in the closet. Containing OCD tendencies bits, high alert in fashion awareness chunks and girly outbursts about shopping nuggets” Bunny-Usagi chews happily and the narrator says quickly, “Warning, denial is not a river in Egypt.”

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OK, you must all go on youtube and watch the work of ‘GanXingba’. This person has made a bunch of Avatar things that are hilarious! You must all watch Avatar TV and Avatar: The Abridged Series. Whether you love or hate the characters or even the show, you’ve got to see it!

And you didn’t hear it from me -Sneaks away-

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Chibi Usagi, now with bright orange hair, but everything else is purple, is sitting at a table coloring pictures with crayons. She sighs, “I was a little bit disenchanted with this chibi episode because it was already on youtube and I’d seen it already. Kind of disappointed that they didn’t show something new, like the last two adorable episodes. I know for a fact, this episode was made to bring all the shipping pairing into light.

“Almost ALL of the characters where there, which made me happy. Azula’s still an evil bitch, even in chibi-form. Oh god, the shipping of Suki/Sokka/Yue never stops! Yue’s DEAD and Suki’s raped and in a ditch because of Azula. I’m so glad they didn’t bring Toph and Ty Lee in on this one or I’d really have to hurt someone. If ANYONE girl had to be with Sokka, it’d have to be Toph, because she’s so awesome, but really, Sokka’s too gay to be her lover. He might give her kids, but he’d still be with Zuko.

“The track running was competitive, but apparently Aang is Haru’s uke, Haru is Jet’s uke and Jet is finally Zuko’s bitch, And I have to say I agree with the order... oh, and Sokka’s at the very bottom of the uke list… hehehe, I made a funny.

“Even the library owl was there! Hehehe, Bumi!!!” Usagi wants to cuddle with Bumi and she wants his purple robes. HKL sneaks from under the desk, her kitty ears pressed to her head and being all cute.

“Iroh is the guidance counselor! I have problems, be my shrink, pleeeeeease! He drew tea, and was going to give wise advice! Poor thing didn’t get to finish!” Runs to cuddle up to Iroh because she loves him so! Usagi blinks.

“Um… moving on, Haru seems to be the everyday Romeo. As soon as Katara dumped him, he moved on to Ty Lee. I can’t believe Katara said he was too sensitive.” Rolls her eyes “She wants a ‘manly man’. Zuko and Jet huddled for comfort; that was cute. But Haru was still going after her until the end!

“This episode just proved that Katara was a ho. ... At least Jet and Haru were there to comfort Zuko... oddly, it makes me happy, but come on! The Blue Spirit! What the hell?! That ending was shit, man!”

HKL flew by on a cloud, like superman, “Really stupid ending.”

Usagi blinked, looked at her papers and threw them into the air, “I need more sleep.” And she walked off