Stuck

(All the Griffins are in the car driving to their usual vacation spot)

Peter: This is gonna be great! Just me and Funnel cake all week!

(The family looks at Peter)

Peter: Oh yeah right, you guys too

Peter: (whispers) but funny cake more.

(There see a McDonalds coming up)

Peter: Pit stop!

Lois: Peter we just stop at KFC 10 minutes ago

Meg: Yeah Dad can't we just go?

Peter: No! I'm…. I'm lost and I need directions

Lois: I thought you said before that men can't ask for directions

Peter: Ummmm…… ummmmmmm…… that's only on Tuesdays.

Lois: Oh fine just hurry up

Peter: Okay and while I do that we can get something to eat

(Peter and the family go in. About 20 minutes later they come back out to fight someone had raided their car)

Peter: Crap!

(They search the car)

Lois: My purse is gone! Peter how could you forget to lock the door?

Brian: This is even stupider than the time you watched that T.V. show

(Peter is watching Dora the Explorer)

Dora: Can you help us? Which path is Boots in?

Peter: The red one

Dora: Think hard

Peter: I said the red one

Dora: Is it the blue one?

Peter: Red! That's it!

(Peter runs out the door. You then see him on the T.V. beating up Dora)

Peter: It was Red!

(Back to the McDonalds)

Lois: And we barely have an gas.

Peter: Then we'll just have too drive to the nearest town

Stewie: But who stole Lois purse?

(You see Sand people holding her purse)

Peter: Well let's go

(They drive to the nearest town when they see Stan! It is about 10 o'clock now.)

Peter: Stan is that you?

Stewie: (thinking) Excellent. I'll get to fight my greatest rival again

Stan: Peter! Go to see you, and this must the rest of your Family

Lois: (whispering to Peter) Peter: Who is this guy?

Peter: Oh he's this guy that came to Quahog while you were at your parents.

Brian: Yeah and he's a puppet to America. He thinks America is never wrong.

Chris: Hi Mr. Smith!

Stan: So what brings you to Langley?

Peter: Well Lois lost her purse and we have no money. Do you think we can stay with you?

Stan: Sure, and I'll introduce you to my family. Wait your daughter isn't a terrorist is she?

Peter: No she's just weird

Stan: Great so is my daughter. Let's go

Stan gets in the car and they ride to Stan's house

(Next chapter the family's meets! Read and Review! I saw Online that Stan was from Langley, correct me if I'm wrong)