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Kyllex of Darkness
Author of 10 Stories

Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-08-07 - Published: 07-20-06 - id:3056404

Kyllex: OMG GUYS, I am soooo sorry about this!! I completely forgot that Dagx already sent me the chapter…I just never got around to editing it…Dx

Dagx: Yeah, jeez!

Kyllex: I’m sorry! Well, I hope you still enjoy the chappie…

Disclaimer: We don’t own anything!

Oh yeah P.S., we know Midna isn’t the Twilight Princess. Just go along with us here, you’ll see later. And we know that a lot of stuff in here is inaccurate, I seriously am only a Zelda master when it comes to Wind Waker, my sister’s the Twilight Princess person. So this is kind of…hard to write! xD

xxxxxxx

“So now what, we escaped the castle, but we don’t know what we’re suppose to be looking for,” said Larxene.

“Yeah, I know now the castle was the bad choice to start but at least we made two new friends,” said Kyllex.

“Link, and, who are you?” asked Dagx.

“Why I’m Midna, the Twilight Princess,” she said.

“Even she has a cooler nickname than me!” Dagx said, upset.

“No, I’m really the Twilight Princess,” Midna whined.

“Then that makes me the cuddle kitten,” said Dagx.

“Still not working for you,” said Larxene, “besides, where are we now?”

“Um, I really don’t know,” said Midna.

“And what about you Link?” asked Kyllex. There was a brief silence as Kyllex stared at Link, who stared at her. Dagx swore she could hear some crickets chirping. “We’re at the fields!”

“I really don’t get how she can understand him,” whispered Dagx to Larxene.

“Is she psychic?” asked Larxene. Dagx shrugged. “Well let’s just continue walking,” she said, waving her hand up. Unfortunately, her hand happened to hit Larxene smack in the face, and she was knocked out.

xxx

“So I suspect that we’ve done everyone in the castle by now, right?” asked Vexen.

“I think so, all but one,” said Demyx.

“One?! What do you mean all but…! Oh I see, well, we need someone to help us out with this one,” said Vexen.

“And who would that be?” Demyx asked curiously.

“And so Harry Potter and his friends…” Zexion walked by the lab, holding Mrs. Picklesworth in one hand and a copy of Harry Potter 7 in the other. Suddenly, he tripped and fell down, hit his head, and was unconscious.

Zexy Titsling inventor and flout,” sang Larxene. What, who, me?

He got nothing to get very work up about,” Really?

His inventions were failures and his future seemed gleam,” great, “he fled to the opera at least twice a week!”

Why it is that all my dreams are musicals?

One night at the opera he saw an Aida,”

TIFA!” yelled Mad Man, who suddenly appeared, along with Tifa.

What am I doing here?” Tifa asked.

Don’t ask and just play along,” advised Zexion.

Her bust was so big it often completes her,”

Um…” Tifa said.

Bug eye he watch her fall into the pit,”

Huh? AHH!”

By the wait of those terrible…”

HOLD IT! There’s an easier way to do this song, Larxene!” yelled Zexion.

Really, and what is it?”

Can you just do this in youtube?”

Fine then, if you don’t want me to finish the song.”

But we already did my dream, that’s why!”

Well then see you at Mad Man’s account, wait where’s…”

Just wake up!”

Huh?”

Wake up!”

What?”

DANCE, WATER DANCE!”

Zexion felt cold water splash onto his face. “Demyx! What was that for?!” yelled Zexion.

“You fell down and hit your head hard,” he said.

“And other then that, we need you to get somebody for us,” said Vexen, pushing Demyx aside.

“Get who?” asked Zexion.

“You know who, Lord…”

“Don’t say his name!”

“Xemnas?” Vexen asked, puzzled.

“Sorry, I got this book, and it teaches you how to do spells from Harry Potter! And they really work! See, watch. Expelliarmus!” he yelled, disarming Demyx. His Sitar went flying across the room.

“No! Little Demy!” yelled Demyx, chasing after it.

“The plan will work after all,” thought Vexen.

xxxxx

“This field is never ending!” yellws SGC.

“How long have we been walking?” Mr. E complained.

“I say…about a minute,” said Zakuro.

“A minute!?!?!” they both yelled.

“I was just kidding,” said Zakuro, rolling her eyes.

“Then what is it?” asked SGC.

“Three hours,” she said.

“You’re not kidding this time, right?” asked Mr. E.

“Not that time,” she answered.

“So, are we nearer to our friends?” asked SGC.

“Maybe, but I can’t just tell you that by scent and…Hogs?”

“Hogs?” questioned Mr. E.

“Over there!” yelled Zakuro, pointing her paw toward a horde of hogs just standing there in the middle of the field.

“I wonder if we can ride them?” SGC wondered.

“Then let’s try!” yelled Mr. E.

“Wait they can be…never mind, why do I even care,” said Zakuro as she watched the boys climb onto the hogs’ backs.

“It’s so cool, we’re riding hogs!” yelled SGC.

“I wonder if I can make them go fast….AHHH!!!!” yelled Mr. E. He had whipped the hog (with some unknown whip that came out of nowhere) and that caused the hog to go crazy.

“Hey wait for meeeeeee!!!!” yelled SGC as his hog also ran crazy.

“Hey you guys! Wait!” Zakuro yelled as she ran behind them.

Xxxxxx

“Now, do you think a ladder would work?” asked Noelle.

“Well it looks like that’s only thing that we can use,” said Rhiannon.

“Is it me, or is he getting taller?” asked Glynis.

“Don’t be stupid, he can’t get any taller than he is now,” said Lisa.

“But we have to get it somehow, or we’ll never leave this place,” said Noelle, “so whose going on the ladder?”

“Glynis should go!” said Rhiannon.

“Hey!” complained Glynis.

“But he already thinks you’re his teddy bear,”

“Tifa!” Mad Man yelled suddenly.

“Tifa?!” they exclaimed.

“Oh, and by the way… look up,” he said.

“Huh?” they said confusedly when suddenly…

“AHHH!!!’’…they all landed on top of each other again.

“Ow, what was that for??” Noelle complained.

“Is it me, or are we on the ceiling?” asked Lisa.

“He did it again!” yelled a frustrated Glynis.

“How did he stay up there?” questioned Rhiannon.

“Hey, you’re cheating!” yelled Noelle.

“ZZzzz…” snored Mad Man.

Xxxx

“Larxene? LARXENE!” yelled Dagx.

“Huh? What?! I’m awake!” she said, “what just happened?”

“Oh, just Dagx accidentally knocked you out with a frying pan.” said Kyllex.

“She what?!” yelled Larxene.

“Uh-oh,” said Dagx as she started running. “But…it wasn’t a frying pan!!”

“Dagx, get back here! You’re not escaping me that easily!” yelled the furious Savage Nymph.

“Hey, wait for us!” yelled Kyllex and Midna as they follow them, along with Link.

Xxxx

There ya have it! Sorry it took so so long! Oh, and if Zexion’s (second) dream was confusing…sorry…it’s supposed to be some song, I don’t know what song it is, Dagx knows. Ask her!

So that’s all! Please R&R! Thanks!



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