This is about the stupidest idea for a fic I came up with, but then it started bugging me so much and it wouldn't leave me alone. So I decided, well, hell with it, wouldn't hurt to try. And so I present to you with pride, my first attempt at something actually funny.

Please do not get mad about OOCness, since I really do not know where this is gonna take me. You are welcome to criticize anything else.

This is general most of the time, but it may have hinted Dearka/Yzak. Although Yzak wouldn't be a guy for the major part of the story. Don't like, don't read.

Disclaimer...Let me just tell you that if and only if I owned GS/D, Yzak Joule would have the glorious part of main character.

It all started with a pink bottle that was delivered to him.

Dearka Elsman was perplexed when he first saw the bottle inside his mailing box. He had no idea whatsoever who would ever send one to him, unless it had liquor inside.
Or even if it did, he didn’t know anyone who’d put it in a pink bottle.

Being his usual curious self, he opened it and sniffed it. To his surprise, it was not alcohol.
Then he noticed a pink envelope, which was probably delivered with the bottle. He took it, observed it for a while, and when he was entirely sure that nothing would pop out of it, he opened it.
And what said in there just made him more confused.

oOo

My dearest friend,

This bottle contains a magical potion which has a rather interesting quality. Please consider it a reward to your hard work in the military. I really hope that you will enjoy the outcome of this potion.

I strongly suggest you try it on someone close. Not on yourself.

Pink Princess

oOo

Now Dearka was lost. A magical potion? Like he was supposed to believe that; it was not as if he had the mentality of a five year old.
He almost threw the letter and bottle to the garbage can when the said Pink Princess crossed his mind.

Among all the people he knew, only one person would address themselves as the Pink Princess. And that person just happened to be one of the evilest person he knew.
Of course, evil in the most innocent way possible. Which was why she scared him even more.

But a potion that she’d make?

He thought of all the possibilities, and settled that it really could be magical.
She seemed to have any magical abilities to do that, and even if she didn’t, she was rich enough to hire a group of scientists or something, right?

He felt a grin form on his face. It wouldn’t hurt to try, does it?

“Dearka! Would you mind to get your lazy ass of the bed since it is freakin’ noon already?”
A loud knock and sarcastic voice sounded outside his door. Then Dearka finally remembered that it was vacation, and that Dearka, Yzak and…if you go for randomness, Shiho…were all in Orb. And that they were supposed to be meeting up with their friends the next day.

Someone close? Well, well, who else could it be?
It was decided, then. He’d mix the potion into Yzak’s dinner tonight. Let’s see and enjoy the outcome, whatever it was.

He started humming, which triggered more complaints and shouts from his hotheaded commander, but it didn’t bother him by the very least.

Pink PrincessLacus. I always imagined her with a dark side. Lol.

One question: What does Shiho call Dearka?