Disclaimer: I own Daisy, but that's all

Summery: Have you ever wanted to have a look in Ed's diary? Well here's your chance! Spoilers for episodes 7, 11, 12. Rated T for language

A/N: AFTER THIS SOTRY, I WILL NOT BE CONTINUING THE LIFE OF SEREIS. IT'S UNFORTUNATE, BUT I'VE LOST THE ENJOYMENT IN WRITING IT. SO HOPEFULLY MY FRIEND NISHA (1089729) WILL CONTINUE THIS FOR ME. PUT HER ON AUTHOR ALERT, AND READ HER AWSOME STORY!

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Chapter Five: The Author

The Life of the Author

I'm very sad to say that this is the last time I will bring you Ed's Diary, it's been fun guys. But enough of that, I'm right outside Ed's door right now, I just need to get the diary and type up what it says in my trusty laptop.

Dear Daisy,

I think someone's been reading you. It's weird, I keep finding you in a different place everyday.

Shit, maybe he's found out?

Maybe Al's reading you. No he wouldn't. Then I bet it's ROY BASTARD MUSTANG. No, I don't think so either. He would have either photocopied you to show to the world, or he would have burned you, after finding out that I was the one who set him on fire.

But then again, I tend to forget things, so maybe I'm really just forgetting where I put you everyday. Yeah, that's it!

Thank god he hasn't found out. I don't even want to know what cruel form of torture he would use on me! -shivers-

Well, I saw Envy again. It was hell, I wish I hadn't bumped into him in the store. Now don't get me wrong, Daisy, you know how I feel about Envy-kun, but really, after a long day of doing Bastard Mustangs paper work, I was too tired to put up with his hyper homunculus ways.

Ed has feelings for Envy?

Normally I wouldn't mind going to Envy's place, as he had offered, but I just wanted to get home to you, so I could write about my shitty day. So of course the 400 year old homunculus would throw a tantrum because he wanted me to go to his house. So everyone in the store was staring and pointing at me, like I had physically hurt him, which I almost did.

I finally got him to calm down, thank god. And now I'm going to spend the day with him tomorrow, to make up for not being with him toady. I did give him a kiss, though, before leaving. Come on Daisy, I'm not that cruel.

Figure's he would be gay, what with naming his diary Daisy and all...

Well, not much else to say, I should head off to bed... tomorrow will be a long day

... I'm not sure whether or not to fear, he's at Envy's right now... -shudder-

Night, Ed

Well, this is the last post to you guys! And I hope you have enjoyed the insight on Ed's life, and me ricking my neck, well now I'm home free- wait, is that the door opening?

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Ed leaned Envy against the door to his apartment, giving him a deep kiss. He reached for the the door to open it and was surprised to find, a strange girl sitting in his room and holding- WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT WAS THAT STRANGE GIRL DOING HOLDING DAISY?

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Oh shit.

THE END

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A/N: Ow, it hurts to type (stupid Ed, pulling the stupid wrench out of thin air. Stupid Winry for teaching him how...) Read and review! It will make me feel better!