Disclaimer: I solemnly swear that I do not own Harry Potter and/or any other characters used in this fic. They are all property of J.K. Rowling.

A/N:This was a response to the July challenge on TheHexFiles: Write a 100 word drabble about Harry and Draco on vacation. The actual fic (not counting author's notes) is exactly 100 words. Enjoy!

"Yes."

"And the camera?"

"Yes."

"Oh, did you put in the lube?"

"Yes! Harry!"

"What?"

"Have you forgotten something?"

"… What?"

"What are you, Harry?"

"Devilishly handsome?"

"No, try again."

"Intellectually stimulating."

"If only."

"Hey! Okay… The best shag you ever had?"

"No, Harry!"

"I'm not?"

"No, that's not what I—Fine, yes, you are, but that's not what I meant."

"Well, what did you mean, then?"

"Ha-rry, you're a wizard!"

"… So?"

"Do wizards need to pack things?"

"No?"

"No. You are such an idiot, Harry."

"But you love me anyway, don't you?"

"Unfortunately."