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Baseball Trouble
By Silver Sailor Ganymede

This sucks. This sucks badly! It wouldn't suck if Hope hadn't been a tattle and grassed me up. It wouldn't suck if Eizo hadn't suggested it in the first place. But it does suck and a heck of a lot. I mean I never grass Hope up when she mucks about: come on, all I did was break a window. Eizo got off scott-free, which is not fair seeing as it was his idea and not mine. He has no punishment at all and I have to clean up all the glass then help the maids with the cleaning for a week! How evil is that? I swear Michiru mama is a youma in disguise at times; Haruka papa would probably have just laughed – she definitely wouldn't have made me do the cleaning!

Oh yes, cleaning, how I hate thee, my dear housework. Seriously though, the only thing worse than housework would be if I had to be like Hope, and that wouldn't be fun at all! Gods imagine having to act all prissy and 'oh my god I broke a nail': is that torture or what? I wouldn't be able to play any sports at all if I was as dumb as she is…

Seriosuly though I really only did break a window: you'd think I'd joined Chaos or something if you'd heard the racket she put up! 'Clumsy' this 'irresponsible' that, it drives me nuts! Why can't everything be made of plastic or rubber or… something that doesn't break? I'd never get in trouble that way – and Hope would hate it, which would always be an added bonus.

Basically what happened was Eizo and I were playing baseball indoors – I mean come on, only an idiot would willingly play baseball outside in the rain. Well an idiot or Gloria and Sachi when they're bored, but I think that says it all really. Anyway we were playing baseball: I hit it but Eizo missed and it went sailing through the window. And Hope saw. And Hope tattled. And I'm in deep crud. Whoopee. That's why Maggie's lucky – no evil siblings! She can have Hope; I don't want her when she's being a pest…

Maybe I should break another window while I'm at it; that would be funny! Well actually it'd be funny until Michiru mama found out, then she'd kill me. But what if I broke the window in my room and locked myself in there and never let anyone else in? Nah, I'd get wet if it rained like it is now…

"Ten'oh Faith, have you finished cleaning yet?" Michiru mama asks and I nod; I'm done, finally.

There's five seconds of silence in the Uranus/Neptune quarters, a rare thing, then Michiru mama's voice is screeching out again.

"Ten'oh Eizo!" she yells. "What on Earth have you been doing?"

Ah, I guess she's found out we used her violinfor a baseball bat then… oops.