Sana: I know I should be working on the sequel for Cena on Sugar, but that won't come for awhile.

Cena: -sigh of relief- Then, what are you gonna do until then?

Sachi: Post slash:D

Cena: Wait, you don't mean...

Sana: That's exactly what we mean!

Cena: -whines- NO!

Sana: Suck it up! You two make a good couple!

Cena: No we don't!

Sachi: Yes you do.

Cena: No we don't!

Sachi: Yes you do.

Sana: They'll do that through the entire fic. Oh well, on with the fic.

Cena: No we don't!

Sachi: Yes you do.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! N-O-T-H-I-N-G!

Summary: Strip Poker, the new way to fall in love. Slash. Randy x John.

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"So, what are you gonna do tonight?" Randy asked. Both him and John were starting to leave the arena after a usual night.

"I don't know. Probably another night alone in my hotel room." John replied looking up.

"Oh come on. That's no fun. You should be alone on nights like these."

"What makes tonight so special?" John looked over at Randy with a confused look.

"Any night can be special if you want. Come on, we'll go out somewhere." John shook his head.

"I really don't want to go anywhere. I just want to go back and relax." He sighed, looking down at the ground.

"Then I'll come with you. You shouldn't be alone."

"I don't know. I mean, I don't mind being alone."

"Nonsense! I'm coming with you, whether you like it or not!" John sighed in defeat as they started to head for the hotel.

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After awhile, they finally reached John's hotel room. Both walked in and John sat on the bed.

"So, what do you want to do?" Randy asked, sitting next to him.

"I don't know. I wasn't expecting company." John shot back, anger filling his voice.

"Well, what do you usually do when you're all alone up here?"

"Nothing really. I just head for bed."

"Is that so?" Randy looks through one of his bags and pulls out of deck of cards. "Poker?" John shrugged as they headed for the table to start a game of poker. "Hang on."

"What?" John asked, sitting down.

"Let's make this interresting. It won't be just poker. We'll make it strip poker."

"You can't be serious."

"Well I am. So are you in?" John sighed in defeat again. Randy dealt out the cards and started playing. After a bit, John won the first hand and Randy tossed a shoe at him.

"You know, this is gonna take all night." John threw his cards back as Randy dealt again.

"Yeah, but it will be entertaining." The next hand was played and Randy won. John was getting hot, so he took off his shirt. Randy licked his lips as his shirt was over his face. John saw Randy look at him werid.

"What's with the look?" Randy shook his head before smiling.

"It's nothing. Let's keep playing." Another hand was dealt and John won, hands down. Randy took off his shirt very slowly. John stared at his well toned chest and he felt a slight blush coming on. Randy smirked at the blushing John. "Is it too hot in here?"

"Uh...yeah. It's a bit hot in here." He nevously laughed. Randy went over to the thermostat and turned it down a bit. He went back to the table and sat, John still blushing. "Thanks."

"No problem." Randy smiled as they continued with their game. A few more hands later, they were both down to their pants. Randy won another hand and John had to take of his pants.

"Do I have to?" John whinned.

"Yes. I won, you strip." John let out what could have been his 20th sigh. "But wait."

"What now? I played this stupid game and I'm stripping down to my boxers. What more do you want?" John was becoming impatient and wanted to get this over with.

"Well, this is pretty much our last hand, so I want something more than just you taking off your pants." Randy started smirking.

"What?" John shouted.

"I want a kiss." John stepped back a bit, a little stunned.

"You want a-?" Before he could finish, Randy cornered John. He leaned in closer as John started blushing again. "Uh, Randy, I..." He was cut off by Randy when their lips met. John struggled to get out, but relaxed more when Randy wrapped his arms around him. They parted after what seemed forever. John looked up at Randy, trying to catch his breath.

"Thanks." Randy licked his lips again as he grabbed his shirt and headed over to his things.

"Uh...um...wait!" John spat out. Randy turned around with a soft smile on his face.

"Yes?" John blushed harder as he looked down at the ground.

"You...you don't have to leave. You can stay if you want." Randy shrugged and sat back on the bed.

"I guess I can stay for awhile." John sat next to him, his eyes still staring at the floor.

"Randy, why did you kiss me?"

"Curious a bit." Randy replied, grabbing a water bottle.

"So, there's no other reason?" John finally looking at Randy.

"You never let me finish." Randy looked at John. "Maybe I do have some feelings for you. Is that a problem?" John smiled at him.

"No, there's no problem." John kissed him passionately. They parted and stared at eachother. "What if the roster find out?"

"Screw them. If they don't like it, tough." Randy wrapped his arms around him again and pulled him in closer. John closed his eyes and fell asleep as Randy watched over him. "Good night."

Owari (the end)

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Sana: Cute!

Sachi: No you don't.

Cena: Yes we do!

Sachi: Alright, you win. You guys make a cute couple.

Cena: Yeah, that's...say what?

Sachi: -laughs-

Sana: You see, they argued through the entire story.

Cena: I payed attention though. I still don't understand why you think we're cute together.

Sachi: Slash couples are always cute!

Cena: Grrr...

Sana: Oh shut up. I like it, so you have to deal with it. Anyway, please read and review. No flames! This is my first slash fic.