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Grillows VS Them
Raiting: K
Summary: In my mad shipper world, Grillows meets... them.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Except my brownies. :D
A/N: HA... HA! Um... just read it! XD
"I did NOT eat your brownies. Try George or Eric."
"Don't try and pin this on them. Just admit it! You ate them!"
"Marg! I didn't eat your brownies!" She sighed and walked off to find her other co-stars. She found Jorja and Eric huddled over a table, standing close to each other.
"Fox, Szmanda. You two saw my brownies?"
"Ugh... no. Why?"
"They're missing."
"Missing?"
"Yeah. Someone kidnapped my brownies!"
--CSI--
Greg Sanders ran through the halls of the NBC studio. He looked around and pointed to the stages that were set up to look like a real lab.
"OH! Look! Brownies!"
"Greg! Get away from those! We don't know who they're for!" Catherine said loudly.
"Obviously, no one if they left them here like this."
"Guys... what are we doing here again?"
"The producer of this forensics show wants real CSIs to help out and teach the cast about what we do." Gil said calmly. He looked around and noticed two men standing around. He walked up to them with Catherine and went to speak, but they cut him off.
"Marg. Billy. Where have you two been?" George put down his drink and looked at the two with a confused look.
"Ugh... I'm Gil Grissom and this is Catherine Willows. We're-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. 'We're with the Las Vegas Crime Lab. May we ask you a few questions.' We know. Jeeze." Gary smirked and leaned back on the table. Just then, a very angry Marg stormed through the two of them and stared at Gary and George.
"Wh-WHOA! What in the hell!" George looked back and forth from Catherine to Marg. Marg ignored this and pointed her finger in his face.
"YOU! You ate my brownies!" He threw up his hands in defeat and shook his head.
"No I didn't! It wasn't me!" Gary looked past Marg and noticed a guy who resembled Eric eating brownies.
"Ugh... Marg? Aren't those your brownies over there?" They all turned around to see Greg stuffing his face with brownies. Her eyes turned wide.
"HEY! YOU! STOP!" Greg looked up from the table and stopped eating. "PUT DOWN THOSE BROWNIES!" Greg instantly dropped the brownies and ran back to his team. George and Gary stared at Catherine with wide eyes.
"If you're not Marg... who ARE you?"
"I'm Catherine Willows. Why? Who are YOU?"
"George Eads and Gary Dourdan." Gary broke in and shook hands with both of them.
"I don't mean to be rude but, why are you two here?"
"Well we're not alone," Gil explained. He pointed to the rest of his team and to a very scared looking Greg who was being yelled at by Marg. "That's the rest of the team. We're the CSIs the producer of your show asked to come and teach you about our job."
"Wait... Catherine Willows is a character. She's not real."
"I'm standing in front of you, aren't I?" Catherine said as she placed her hands on her hips. Gary and George looked at each other and nodded.
"Oh. She'll get along with Marg perfectly." Marg walked back over to the group with an empty plate of brownies. She sighed and threw the plate onto the table Gary was leaned against.
"Okay. Now what were you two saying?" Gary pointed to Catherine and smirked.
"Marg... meet your character. Catherine Willows."
"I AM Catherine Wi-" Marg turned and faced Catherine. She stopped in mid-sentence and started at her. "Catherine Willows?" Catherine shook her head. Marg looked up and pointed to Gil. "Don't tell me. Gil Grissom?"
"Ugh... yeah. And you are?" Gil said calmly.
"Marg Helgenberger." Greg, Sara, Nick, and Warrick ran over to the group just as William, Jorja, and Eric were walking in. They all stood around in one group, actor facing character.
"This... is freaky."
"Who... who are they?" Sara leaned closer to Greg and whispered in his ear. He shrugged his shoulders and stared at Eric. The producer of the show walked out and stopped.
"Well, well, well. It seems our CSIs have met our actors."
"Ugh... Jerry? Who are these people?" William didn't take his eyes off of Gil and Catherine.
"These... are the real crime scene investigators I called in to help teach you about the job."
"But they ugh... they look just like us!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all looked towards the set of the show to see one of the directors backing away from the set.
"What's going on?" Jerry pushed his way through the crowds of people and stopped. A real crime scene was in their studio. He turned back to everyone and pointed to the body. "It's- it's-" Catherine and Gil pushed their way through all the people, followed by the rest of the team, and then the actors. "It's-it's..."
"It's a crime scene, Mr. Bruckheimer," Catherine said sighing. She looked back at Gil and the rest of the team and smirked. "Alright. Let's get to work!"
--CSI--
The cast of the show stood behind the yellow Crime Scene tape and watched as their characters processed the scene.
"I can't... I can't believe this! Usually, that's us processing evidence. But this is real!" Marg said with wide eyes. When she didn't get a response from her co-worker, she turned to him to find him staring at something in front of him. She turned to see what he was looking at and it was Catherine. Marg smiled and waved her hands in front of William's face. "Earth to Billy."
"Huh? Oh. What? Yeah. It's real all right."
"It seems our William Petersen has a little crush on our Catherine Willows."
"Oh you have no idea..." Marg stopped and stared at him. She played the character Catherine Willows. They were practically twins. Why wasn't he staring at her then?
--CSI--
Catherine looked over at Gil to find he wasn't processing evidence, but he was staring at something behind him. She looked back and gasped when she noticed he was staring at Marg.
"Gil?" His eyes snapped towards hers and he blushed.
"Yes, Catherine?"
"I need an evidence bag. Mind getting me one?"
"Sure..." He reached over to his field kit and handed her a bag. They finished up their part of the scene and stood up. Catherine smiled and stood next to him.
"I saw, Gil."
"Saw what?"
"You have a thing for Marg!"
"I do not!"
"Oh give it up! You know you do." Gil walked away a few seconds later and walked up to the rest of the team to see how their progress was coming along. Catherine looked down at her feet and then at Marg. She was talking to Billy and laughing about something. 'I look just like her. Why doesn't Gil stare at me?'
--CSI--
"Did you see the way Gil was staring at that Marg chick?" Nick said smirking.
"Yeah dude. He's got the hots for her," Warrick said shaking his head. Greg spoke up.
"Totally. Twenty bucks says he asks her out before we leave."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"Alright! I'm in!" Warrick said laughing. Catherine walked up behind them and smiled.
"Alright. What are you three up to?"
"Nothing. Nothing what so ever."
"Hmm mmm." Catherine rolled her eyes as Sara approached the group.
"Did you see the way he was looking at her?"
"Wh-"
"Grissom and Marg! I can't believe this!"
"Yeah! Did he ask her out?"
"No! But I think he's going to."
"Ah ha! Houston, twenty dollar bill ready for departure!"
"Wh- GREG! You guys did not!" Catherine said in her motherly tone.
"So Cath! Twenty dollars. He asks her... he doesn't. What's it gonna be?" She shook her head and walked off. They all watched as she disappeared into one of the hallways.
"What's up with her?"
"Don't know..."
--CSI--
"Oh he's got it bad for her, you guys!" Eric said smirking.
"William Petersen has a crush on a real Crime Scene Investigator? Oh I thought I'd never see the day!" Gary yelled.
"Really? I bet it's that brunette chick. What was her na-"
"Sara. Sara Sidle," Jorja snapped at George.
"Is it Sara?" Eric said with wide eyes.
"No! It's Catherine!" Gary said laughing.
"Catherine?"
"That's odd," George said slowly.
"Yeah. You'd think he'd have a crush on Marg if any one else," Jorja kept her voice low so no one else could hear her.
"Really..."
"Hmm. Maybe we should work a little EadsFoxSzmandaDourdan magic," Gary clapped his hands together and smirked.
"Some wha'?"
"Nothing. Never mind."
"We obviously can not let Billy date Catherine."
"Why not!"
"Well for one thing, if the press finds out... just trust me on this one."
"So what do we do?"
"We get Catherine and Gil together while we get Marg and Billy together too!"
"Wait. I'm confused."
"When aren't you confused?"
"We all know Catherine and Gil really love each other. They do. Don't they?"
"Yes. We know that. But they don't!"
"Well we just have to help them see that!"
"And what about Marg and Billy?"
"Don't worry. We'll come up with that later."
"Alright. So... who's getting Catherine?"
"I'll do it. I don't think she'd feel comfortable if one of you idiots went up to her and started talking to her about her love life." Jorja walked off into the halls, leaving George, Gary, and Eric standing there.
"Alright. Gary, you should get Gil. Eric and I will come up with something for Marg and Billy. Got it?" He nodded and was off to find Gil.
--CSI--
"Catherine?" Jorja walked in a small room with props for the show everywhere and stood in the doorway.
"Um... yeah. Jorja, is it?"
"Yeah. I just... wanted to see how things were going. I know it's been a little... hectic around here."
"Yeah. You'll get used to it." Catherine nodded her head and looked down at her feet. "So... I couldn't help notice you and Gil today." Catherine's eyes darted towards Jorja's.
"Oh. Yeah. I think he has a crush on your friend, Marg, there."
"I don't think so. And besides, even if he did... he wouldn't stand a chance."
"What?"
"Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying he's not good enough. It's just... Marg's in love with Billy. It wouldn't work out that well."
--CSI--
"Hey. Gil? Could I talk to your for a second?"
"Ugh... sure. Gary Dourdan, correct?"
"Yeah. It's finally nice to meet the real Gil Grissom." He laughed and they both walked away from all the people around the set. "So what's up with you and Catherine?"
"Catherine?"
"Yeah. You know... your co-worker. The one you're madly in love with."
"Excuse me?"
"Catherine Willows. 5 feet 5 inches. About 125 pounds. Strawberry-blonde hai-"
"Yes. Catherine. She's... she's something alright."
"Yeah, dude. Totally. Why don't you ask her out sometime? Huh?"
"Ask her out?"
"Yeah. On a date. Ya know? Take her to a nice dinner. A movie, maybe."
"We go to dinner. We go to movies. If I asked her, what would make this time so special?"
"Ask her out on a date, Gil. A date. It's not that hard. Just... think about it."
--CSI--
"That's it! You two will not move from where you're sitting until you admit you've loved each other all your lives!" George and Eric sat Marg and Billy in chairs facing each other.
"This is ridiculous! Let us go!"
"Is it ridiculous?" William looked over at Marg and stared at her.
"What?"
"What's so special about her?"
"Her...?"
"Catherine Willows. My 'twin'," Marg said sarcastically.
"Nothing. Why?"
"Well... see, Marg here always gets jealous when you stare at Catherine. Cause' see, she looks just like Catherine but-"
"Eric... we get it. Thank you. I think we have it from here."
"Oh no! You won't get rid of us that easily!"
"Yeah! I want the first picture of the kiss! You know how much richer I'd be!"
"Keep dreaming! I'm getting the kiss!"
"NONE of you are getting the kiss because there will be no kiss. Now... go memorize your lines or something!" George and Eric slowly walked out of the trailer they were all in. When they closed the door, William locked it and turned to Marg. "Oh we fooled them bad!"
"Well what can I say? We are actors." She fell back on the couch and brought him with her.
"Should we really let them get the first picture of our public kiss?"
"Hmm. Only if you want to."
--CSI--
"He's walking up to her!" Greg and Warrick watched from across the hall as Gil approached someone who looked to be Marg.
"KA-CHING! I hear that twenty calling my name, baby!"
"You're so full of yourself," Sara said rolling eyes. Nick caught up with them and they all stood there in silence.
"Catherine?"
"Gil. Hey. What's up?"
"I um... I wanted to know if you'd like to go out... on a date, sometime." She stood there with her mouth hanging wide open.
"I- I um..." He suddenly got nervous and went to walk away.
"I'm sorry. It was stupid of me to ask." She smiled and softly pulled him back.
"No. I'd love to go with you, Gil." He smiled down at her.
"KISS HER!" They both looked sideways as William and Marg, who were in each other's arms. Greg's face dropped.
"Wait a minute! If that's William and Marg than that's..."
"OH YEAH! Who's name is that twenty calling now, Greggo?"
Gil smiled down at Catherine and brought her face close to his. Everyone was silent until their lips touched. Everyone clapped and went crazy. She threw her arms around his neck and he pulled her closer by wrapping his arms around her waist. George and Eric ran out in front of them with two cameras and took a picutre.
"YES! I GOT THE FIRST PICTURE!"
"No! I got it! I took the picture first!" Marg coughed and they both looked over. She smiled and stood on her toes to give William a kiss. Both of their mouths hung open and neither one of them thought to take a picture. When they pulled apart, she looked down at their camears and smirked.
"Hmm. No picture? Okay." She turned to William and smiled. "Come on, Billy! Let's go make brownies..."
La end.