A\N: don't hate me because I didn't write this the Mana obsessy did so hate him.

"Oh God, Judas, you're so hot right now."

"I know you are, Jesus."

"Put yourself in me."

Jesus was way too huge to be a Jew. But I liked it anyway. He was sooo packin'.

"Take off your turban, Judas."

"Okay. Get the dog."

Then we had hot 3-way sex with a dog.