Allo. IT'S A THA FOURTH OF JULY! YEAH!!!

Okay, so, since it is the Fourth of July, I have decided to let Hamlet try a little ditty, and then...other people will throw crap in here and there in MY part of the story. Okay. Here goes.

Myself and my dearly beloved were romantically kissing during the Grande Fireworkse Showe. It was so wonderful, watching the glow of the Fireworkse in each other's eyes, and the thunder that felt like our hearts pounding intensly, and the wonderful sparkle in the air. Suddenly, however, I smelt a stench. And the stench was like burning things. So I looked down, and behold, I saw that my long-sleeved pants were on fire. So, Boxy, in his heroicness, stamped out the fire, severely stinging himself. But that was okay. And the end.

Okay, so, here's the key to everyone's writing (just so you don't think THEIR crap is MINE): Boxy; Hamlet; Crevan; Kaden & Kiley; Behrooz; Keanu; Aidan (and possibly the other Its)

This story begins with a fat princess in a flightsuit, and she finds that her plane has crashed on a deserted island but that it still is alive and that it can still actually move. The plane suddenly starts moving, and the fat princess flies away to Cuba. There, she sees that the fireworks are starting and that the loudness is so grande and wonderful that she sees the American flag, and the Cubans are all actually in America, but that Cuba really isn't Cuba, and that it just looked like Cuba.

As the fireworks burst thunderifically, the fat princess sees a hot man with a bumper sticker that says "Kiss me." So the fat princess kisses the hot man and discovers near death because the bumper sticker also says, "Otherwise, you will die." She then finds that the man was chewing gum. So she spits it out. And discovers that it wasn't gum, it was ANTHRAX!

So she dies.

And a theend.

Happy Fourth of July! Even if this story horribly ruined yours, please still have a happy one! Err...yeah. BYE!

:) Smile! God loves you!