Well, I hope everyone likes this story that I just thought up from nowhere. It just came to my head when I was playing Pokemon Dark Wings Dark Lugia (Pokemon XD in America) I just had this idea come to my head, so I thought it would be kinda funny.

It has the hero from XD, who I named Jhiko. I know his real name is Micheal. If anyone doesn't like the name Jhiko, substitute the name "Micheal" in for it and then read it. Also, don't ask why there might be other random Nintendo characters in it.

Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM, GS, or Pokemon. I own this small fic that will keep people off my case about my other story. Plus, I don't own the words "narly" or "ketchup". I just use them because they are there.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this. It is supposed to be funny... if it's not, please don't shoot me with a Super Scope or a Ray Gun. Or smack me away with the Hammer.

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“And here we are! The night is the night that we all finally see our heroes and heroines!”

A stadium full of people started shouting and applauding as the voice continued.

“And here they come! Welcome the people we love the most! The one and only... SMASHERS!”

The place was full of fans of the Smashers. As they all walked in one by one they were all startled by the enormous amount of people there. Like it was a Trainer Fan Club...

“I wish I had brought my Game Boy Advance...”Young Link stated while he was staring at the crowd.

“Tell me about it. I don't understand why I didn't bring my Game Cube,” Ness joined in with Young Link's complaining.

“Have a seat, Smashers.”the voice told them. They all sat down but noticing that they were all sitting in the wrong chairs. Unfortunately the chairs had names imprinted on them.

“Since WHEN do chairs have names on them?” Link asked, which made the Link fan girls instantly scream and say all weird things about Link being sexy and hot. The hylian hero only looked at them and stated “Weird” as they continued to flatter him with praises.

“Who knows?” Roy butted in which made the Roy fan girls do the exact same thing as the Link fan girls did. Roy stared at them too.

“Since when did you two have fan girls?” Marth said, which only made his own fan girls scream and die because he was talking. This only made Marth scratch his head in confusion.

All three swordsman just said “ookaaayyy...” in a sarcastic way, as they stood up to find their appropriate chair.

When everyone was in their rightful chairs the voice calmed the audience and went on.

“Now that the Smashers are here, lets welcome in another set of heroes and heroines!”

The crowd went wild, as the mysterious voice continued.

“Lets give a BIG hand to... Isaac and his friends!”

Soon, another set of people came through the side of the stage and entered. The first one was a blond haired boy, which was messy and stood out. His eyes shone a sky blue color, that was nearly the same as Roys. The one after him was a taller teen who had red beaming eyes, and brownish hair which stood up straight and tall as if it were gelled together.

The next teen was a young girl with aqua hair and aqua eyes. She wore blue and white robes and her hair was tied in a nice ponytail which was tied with beautiful white strips of cloth that also mysteriously stood in the air as she seemed to glide in after the two boys before her.

Next there was a smaller boy, who had nearly the same color of hair as the first one did. His eyes were purple and his clothes looked similar to the girls only he wore red-orange pants instead.

After them another group entered only this time the leader had long brown hair beady brown eyes and was wearing a green cape. Some fan girls stood and shouted “I love you Felix!” and nearly fainted when he looked over to her and half smirked.

Another fan girl cried out saying“Felix! Marry me!” Just as she said that, a girl came out and only glared at her. She had a fiery temper and hated other girls that tried to get Felix. Unfortunately, this was his little sister. She had light-brown red hair, brown eyes and most of her armor was maroon and red. Her cape was also maroon which was slightly smaller than Felix's. She kept glaring at the fan girls who were staring and day dreaming for Felix.

The fan boys of the girl kept chanting “Jenna! Jenna! We love you!” which in turn made Felix turn around and glare at them. Today was just not the siblingsday. After Jenna, another girl came out. She was indeed small and her hair was a golden color. It was finely short and cut straight and she was wearing a small white and purple lining skirt. Her eyes were the same shade as Marths but anyone could hardly tell.

The next one after them was a young man who had aqua hair and slightly red eyes. He was wearing unusual clothes and his hair was long for the most part of it. He smiled and his own fan girls fainted and had to be hauled off to the hospital thanks to the security guards there.

As they all sat down some random person shouted. “Hey! WHERE'S ALEX?”

“Yeah! WE want ALEX!”

“BRING HIM OUT! WE WANT THE SEXY ALEX!”

“What about Saturos and Menardi?”

“Dude they died. Remember the first Golden Sun game?”

“Oh yeah. That's right...”

That apparent sentence made Isaac wince, but nobody noticed it.

“We want teddy bears!”

Everyone stopped ranting and turned to the owner of the voice who said teddy bears. Who would want teddy bears at a time like this?

“GET EM!”

Soon, majority of the Golden Sun fans were jumping and trying to annihilate the one guy who said something about teddy bears. The whole cast of Golden Sun and Smashers just stared and wondered if they said something like that would that happen to them?

“Ahem. May I have your undivided attention?” the announcer spoke. Nobody listened as they were still attacking the guy. All they heard were the screaming of “HELP!”.

“Uh... Yeah. Well. Let's all welcome ALEX!” the speaker shouted, trying to get their attention. Immediately the Alex fan-girls turned around instantly and screamed and went into complete fan-girl mode as a young man with aqua eyes and hair with a long cape came through from the other side of the stage and smirked. Even Alex had fan boys who fainted when he smirked and then were hauled off to the hospital too.

The young man was literally forced to sit next to Mia who had her ankh ready to whack him on the head for being disobedient to the Mercury Clan.

“Now then! We can get on with our show!” the announcer spoke again. “Lets start off with... The QUESTIONAIRE!”

Fans shouted, as they always wanted to know about the Smashers and the Golden Sun heroes speak out and reveal what secrets they were hiding. Or, if they can guess the questions right.

“And now we will start with... Isaac and Roy!”

The audience looked confused as they didnt expect this coming at them at all.

The blond teen looked in astonishment as his name was called forth. Instantly two teleporters appeared. The red-head only shook his head while he and his blond haired companion came forth towards the teleporters. Out of nowhere two chairs popped up as well.

“Please boys. Sit down.”

They sat and only awaited what would come next.

“Now ladies and gentleman. Watch as these two amazing fighters go off and fight their way into an adventure together! They will each compete in a championship at the Smashers Mansion! After each fight they will be asked a question. If one gets it wrong, theyre both out! So pay attention and stay on you feet boys!”

Both of them gulped, as they both knew it would be a hideous task. They stood up at the same time and soon their own fans were going wild. They went up to each other and shook hands. Both the fans of Roy and Isaac fainted which resulted in them being taken away to the infirmary known as the hospital.

As they went into the teleporters and were teleported to the Smash Mansion Mario wanted to protest against this all.

“As those two have fun well just have fun now wont we?” the speaker said having an evidential voice that he or she was sounding devious. The heroes all gulped excluding Bowser Alex and Ganondorf. They all didnt think the guy or gal was so bad...

“Now! For the real deal of THE QUESTIONAIRE!”

“You SAID that already!” a fan boy of Garets shouted being irritable. The announcers voice paused before finishing then a snap was heard.“Take em away, boys.” Soon about five burly men came from nowhere and dragged the fan boy of Garet's away.

Garet sighed, knowing that he wouldve roasted them if they did that to him. “Umm... Why did you have to send Isaac away?” he asked out of the blue.

“Yeah. And Roy too. Why him?” Link joined in which his face was slightly curious about the situation.

“Uh well... You see...”

“There was something they knew and you knew that they knew it so you know that what you were going to askand they would know it if they stayed, huh?” Ivan asked, looking suspicious.

“Uh... Well. Maybe it was because there was a lot of body heat. And you know how half-dragons can be.”

Ivan only stared, making a rude kind of face. “No I don't understand. But in fact I would understand a full fledged one though. And Isaacs not a half-dragon! To my knowledge he isnt...”

“Well that's too bad for you. Now on with the--”

“Do you know where the ladies room is?” Mia asked nicely, while interrupting the annoucer.

“Of course I do! When you exit the through the back room, its to your left and down the center hall. You cant miss it.” the speaker said aloud.

“Thank you,” Mia said as she stood up and followed the directions of what the announcer said. Alex prayed to himself thanking the gods for letting Mia have to go use the restroom.

“So thats where it is...” C. Falcon muttered to himself. Then he started snickering for some unknown reason. The audience stared at the weird Falcon Flyer owner. Once he caught sight of them staring at him, he stopped and apologized.

“Right... So! What was I about to say?”

“You were about to say that you were going to say that you were going to let Isaac and Roy come back.” Ivan butted in trying to confuse the speaker and unnoticingly let them come back to the stage.

“Nice try Ivan. But that trick has been played on me for so long I already know it. Its not gonna happen bub. So put that on your Christmas list for Santa okay?” the announcer said in a loud voice which agitated the midget Jupiter Adept.

“Damn...” he muttered out.

“Oh my god! He said a curse word!” a fan girl of Ivans screamed and fainted as well. And by now you should already know where she was taken.

The young sage only stared and sighed as the girl was taken away by more security people, who randomly keep appearing out of nowhere.

“Anyways. Let's get started with the...”

“Pika chu Pika pi?” Pikachu asked which resulted in him jumping out of his chair and doing a small dance.

“Pikachu? What-a the hell-a are you-a doing?”Mario asked the dancing mouse Pokemon. Pikachu continued to do his dance, while replying in a whimpering tone: “Pika pikachu pika pi!”

The others stared at him, while the Pikachu fans only cheered for Pikachu as he kept dancing about. They really didnt know what he was doing but it looked funny and entertaining.

“Wait right there, Pikachu. Let me get out my Poke-translator.”

Just then, the crowd of Pikachu fans exploded.

“WE WANT A POKE-TRANSLATOR, TOO!”

“Give me one of those!” shouted a random fan boy.

“Me too!” a fan girl yelled while holding a plushie of Pikachu in her arms.

“I demand one of those! Ill pay you in full cash!” Another random fan boy shouted.

“Pretty please. May I have one?”another girl asked nicely and put out her puppy-face of doom.

The announcer couldnt take the many complaints and rantings so all he shouted was: “Get em boys!”

Soon there were many guards out to get the Pikachu fans from the tower in the stadium. Some fans fought back and kept demanding a Poke-translator. Some guards were bitten by the special trained Biting Team of the Pikachu fans. Some fans sent out Pikachu of their own since they were somehow Pokemon trainers that only trained Pikachu to extremely high levels.

When the whole commotion was overthere were a few knocked out fans. The security guards were barely damaged. The many fans were carried out.

“I want my refund!” shouted yet another random fan boy.

“Sorry, we dont have those,”the announcer said in a straight voice.

“That absolutely narly, dudes!” a surfer fan boy of Pikachu's apparently, said out loud. The annoucer sighed.

“Arent you supposed to be with those ones that got carried away?” he asked.

“Like no, dude. Like, that was, like totally awesome, man.” he said again.

“Whatever. Sit down in your seat or I'll have to send you away.”

“Like totalleh!”the surfer-accent fan sat as he was told and kept watching. He then pointed to Pikachu and stood up again.

“Like Pikachu is like totally dancing around, man!”

“I know that! Now SIT!”

Instantly, the fan boy “sat” like he was told to, but instead, he “sat” like in the Inuyasha series. Everyone else started giggling and snickering. Even Garet was with them.

“He said he was looking for the restroom...” a voice inside the announcers head gloomed. He swore to himself that he heard it before.

“If that was Mewtwo...” the announcer said to himself, but realized that his microphone was near him. Uh-oh.

“Oh my god! Its MEWTWO! Start chucking Masterballs at him! He might stay in one of them!” soon, the Mewtwo fans started chucking strange pokeballs which were a different color and had the red letter “M” imprinted on the front of it, on top, where the center of the ball was. The genetic Pokemon glared and all the balls coming at him stopped. Strange irony, isnt it?

“Leave me the CHEESE alone!” he yelled mentally in their heads, sending the Masterballs back to their owners, who got dead smacked in their faces with them.

“Cheese? I don't have cheese...” Garet said, only looking confused at how the genetic Pokemon was even talking or moving on its own.

“I wasn't talking to you..” Mewtwo sent to Garet's mind, which he thought he was having a headache. “And that was an expression, idiot...”

(I'm getting tired of correcting the commas and apostrophes. They're staying the same from now on.)

“Ow ow ow! My head! I'm going insane!” Garet screamed, as Mewtwo rolled his eyes. Apparently, that was his voice, but the lout was too stupid to know that in Mewtwo's opinion. Ivan and Felix sighed, as their best friend was making a fool out of himself. The Garet fans were shocked when Garet pulled out his Silver Blade.

“I hereby challenge you to a duel!” Garet said, pointing to Mewtwo. The others were shocked and looked at the psychic Pokemon to see if he would agree.

“Heh heh heh. Petty human. You won't win if you do that. But, I accept your folly challenge.” Mewtwo sent back, which only made Garet freak out more.

“Stop sending me messages in my head and talk with your mouth!” he complained.

“I can open my mouth, but nothing will come out. I use my psychic abilities to communicate with you, foolish human.” Mewtwo responded in a sarcastic way. Garet twitched his eye a little bit, then blinked twice after hearing the Pokemon.

“You have Psynergy, too? I can't believe this!” he shouted. Mewtwo's face looked confused, as he did not know what that apparent term was.

“What in the blazes does "Psynergy" mean?”

“It's a sort of power that most people called Adepts are skilled with. The power of Jupiter, which is Wind. People under that sort of power are able to predict things and can read minds, like this.” Ivan interrupted, while he popped up and out of his seat. He went straight to Marth, who was confused by the whole situation.

“Can I read your mind? For just a minute?” the small blond boy asked.

“Why me? There are other people here whose mind you could read, isn't there?” Marth replied back, only moving away from the midget Adept. Ivan moved closer to the icy prince.

“But something about you interests me...” the boy responded, only revealing a smile upon his face. Marth didn't like smiles like that. It made him want to cower in a corner somewhere.

“Besides. I know one of your secrets anyways!” Ivan shouted. All the Marth fans tuned in. They all were interested in what the small Wind Adept had to say. Some had some popcorn and others joined in with soda and a video camera facing Marth and Ivan on stage.

Marth's eyes widened, but then he glared at the small boy. “You wouldn't dare...”

“I would.” Ivan responded back and faced the impatient crowd.

“Ladies and Gentleman! Marth's secret shall be revealed by none other than Ivan himself!” the annoucer butted in, just to say something after breaking the silence between him and nobody else that's really important.

The audience cheered and Ivan bowed, as he was finally in spotlight and getting attention for once. Felix was asleep by then and his fan girls still were fully focused on him while he rested there. Unfortunately, the whole thing was boring him and he was tired because Jenna made him do all the chores and clean the house the day before.

“That is so not true!” Jenna yelled at the narrator. Wait. I'm the narrator! You can't talk to me that way!

“Yes I can!”

No you can't! I'm the narrator! I type what you say, think and before you think!

“You don't make any sense!”

Exactly! Now be quiet and let me do my job.

“Humph!”

Shush, bloody Mars Adept. Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted, Felix was sleeping through the whole mess. Ever since he got in and sat down. He saw the part of when Isaac and Roy were sent away on a far off "adventure" of sorts. He wasn't fully aware that Jenna was guarding him of his fanatic fan girls with her Psynergy skills.

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“Well, still. I challenge you to a duel!” Garet's voice was heard from the other side of the stage. Yeah, they were still going for it. Again, might I add...

“Stop being stubborn. I said I accepted your challenge, and yet you've done nothing. And, this is also the THIRD time you said that!” Mewtwo sent, only glaring at Garet.

“I did? Really?” he asked in a childish manner. The poor genetic Pokemon sighed with disbelief.

“YES! For the last, frigging time! You idiot!” Mewtwo shouted mentally.

“That's what I told him he was,” Piers replied sheepishly. He was totally blocked out from the whole mess, that nobody, but his fans, that were fully focused on him, noticed. He yawned and thought that a good nap would be best for him.

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“Alright! Marth's secret IS...” Ivan started, but was attacked by Marth, who tackled him from behind. The small Adept was yelling.

“Help! Child Molesting person is on me!” he cried, while trying to pry Marth's hands off of him. Marth let go of him as soon as he said that.

“For one thing, is “Child Molester”. And another thing... WHO told you that I was?” Marth shrieked in horror. He hesitated that he would make a run for it if his secret was revealed.

“I told you. I READ your MIND! Bwahahahaha!” Ivan laughed evilly as Marth's face seemed to have shrunk into a small face of depression and worry. Yeah, Ivan was still possessed by the evil spirit from before.

“So what if I just give out small cupcakes that I make in the kitchen of Altea! I do it for the children! How dare you insult me!” With that, Marth ran out of the Stadium and headed for the Smash Mansion. Mario was still disappointed though, for some odd reason. Ivan only looked at the direction Marth ran off to. That wasn't exactly what he meant...

“Well, that was new...” the annoucer said, not caring if anyone would respond to that or not.

“That was wrong! Marth isn't a molester!” one of Marth's fans cried out. Here we go again...

“Marth's a sweet guy! How dare ye insult thy great Marth?” a fan boy of Marth's shouted over to Ivan.

Now, all of the fans of Marth somehow got on the stage and started chasing poor Ivan around. The Wind Adept used Reveal to reveal a hidden door through a wall. He jumped through it, and the spell was off once he was safe inside. Inside of what, was what he was thinking. “Oh well, at least I'm safe...” Ivan said to himself. The angry mob was outside of the mysterious wall, wondering where the midget Adept had gone. Ivan's eye brows lowered and he glared at the narrator. Wait... That's me again. Oh god, what could be the matter now?

“Stop calling me a midget! That's really annoying, you know!”

Well, jeez. SOR-ry! Poor sport. How else am I supposed to describe you without me repeating your name multiple times?

“You could say “the mysterious sage” or “the purple-eyed boy” or even “the young Wind Adept” something besides “the midget Adept”! It's getting on my nerves!”

Gomen nasai, Ivan-san! I can't do anymore for you... Seriously... Besides, you ARE small, so how saying "midget" is another way of saying “small”, if you didn't know that already.

“I hate that comparison name.”

Well, majority of the Fanfiction writers here use that term to describe you...

“Stop making excuses for yourself and start narrating!”

Okay okay. Sheesh. What side of the bed did you wake up on?

“How am I supposed to know?”

Because you're Ivan, and I'm not.

(Ivan sighs at me)“Seriously, how am I supposed to know? You're the narrator. You're the one that types what everyone says, thinks, and what they do before they even think it.”

Yeah, I almost forgot about that. Well, anyways... Ivan was thinking about how he would get himself out of this situation. He thought and thought until he had an idea.

“I know! Heh heh heh...” he laughed his menacing evil laugh, as if he was possessed. Wait, he is possessed. By an evil spirit from the Venus Lighthouse! Why? Because I said so.

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Meanwhile...

“Come on! Fight me!” Garet said, while finally preparing himself to attack Mewtwo, who looked bored out of his mind and ready to murder Garet in a few seconds.

“You dolt! STOP SAYING THAT!” Mewtwo's anger rose dramatically. His mental yelling caused Felix to awaken from his long nap. Piers had headphones on with some peaceful music, so he couldn't hear anything unless he was poked at.

“This is really insane...” Link said, as he stood up.

“Seriously. What was the whole point of us coming to this stupid, time-wasting place anyways?” Samus said, standing up as well.

“Yeah. I could sure go home and play some Gamecube now...” Young Link yawned, while doing the same as his older self and the bounty hunter.

“I'd like to play my Game Boy Advance right about now,” Ness half complained, while following the Link's idea.

“Hey. That was my line from the beginning. Since when did we switch liking systems?” Young Link asked Ness, who looked confused until he fully understood the question being asked.

“Oh... I dunno really. I guess we have the same tastes today...” he replied, while stretching, causing the Ness fans to faint. He stared at the weird people and sighed. Link only chuckled for a moment before saying anything.

“Hey, Mini Me... Want to play Soul Caliber Two?” Link asked, winking at his younger self.

“Cool! You're on! I'm not gonna lose to you this time! The Great Fairy sword shall fail!” Young Link said in a loud voice and hurried over to get out of the crazy place. The Link and Young Link fans watched, as their favorites left the stadium, then one of them broke the silence.

“Hey. Let's all go to my house and play some Soul Caliber Two and Super Smash Brothers Melee.”

“Sounds great! Count me in!”

“Me too!”

Soon, near the entire population was empty, since the Link fans were gone and went to this one random guy's house to play Soul Caliber Two and Super Smash Brothers Melee. Of course, to them, which is referring to the Heroes of the games, thought it was inhumanly possible to fit that many people in just one single house, as they imagined it.

“I'm gonna go home and play Earthbound and watch myself beat up people.” Ness admitted and left the stadium too. The Ness fans all stared in the direction that Ness went and then someone else broke the silence.

“That was random. He just left...”

“Oh well. There'll be another time when we'll see him again.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Ever heard of Earthbound? I'm gonna go home myself and play it on my computer. I so emulated it last night and got really far on it.”

“Seriously? I'm so going to your house to play it then!”

“Me too.”

The section where Ness' fans used to be seemed to have magically disappeared. Soon, the rest of the Roy fan girls left too, since Roy was sent off to a far away land with this random blond haired boy named Isaac. The rest of Isaac's fan girls left too, since he was also sent off to a far away land with this random red-head boy named Roy.

The stadium was looking slightly empty, as only Garet's, Jenna's, Piers', Mia's, Ivan's, Marth's, some of Pikachu's, Pichu's, Ganondorf's... oh what the hell. Majority of the Smashers' fans were there and so were some of the Golden Sun's characters' fans too. They didn't leave for reasons unknown. The mob of Marth fans were still going Ivan-hunting. Ivan, on the other hand, was still laughing very evilly in the place where he was hidden.

“Okay. What was the reason for ALL of this horrible mess?” the annoucer sounded annoyed, as he yelled through the microphone. Nobody payed attention to him. “I really quit this job now...” he muttered to himself, then instantly disappeared, leaving the stadium to the rest of the people that were there.

“Show me your moves!” C. Falcon was trying to pimp his way to Mia, who mysteriously returned from the restroom. Wow... wonder what she was doing during all that time she was gone?

“That's something you don't need to know!” Mia yelled at the narrator... Wait... why me again?

“Because you're a girl and you shouldn't be typing that stuff...!”(whacks narrator with her ankh)

Ow... sorry ma'am... I won't do it again... Well, now that's all done and taken care of. Where was I? Oh yeah, the annoucer left, didn't he?

Garet and Mewtwo finally got started in their duel, which got all the Garet and Mewtwo fans going. They were on each side of the stage, each trying to show off their saucy moves and powers.

Fight Initiated! From Garet's Point of View for the time being...

Mewtwo appeared!

Mewtwo casts Psychic!

Garet takes insert random number here damage!

Garet unleashes Fever!

Mewtwo takes insert random number here damage!

Mewtwo is covered with delusion!

Mewtwo casts Shadowball!

Garet takes you already know what to do here, right? damage!

Garet casts Protect!

Mewtwo casts Brick Break!

Garet takes tra la la la la... damage!

Garet unleashes Scorch!

Mewtwo takes something damage!

You felled Mewtwo!

You earn random number again experience points!

You get random again coins!

---

Now from Mewtwo's point of view...Notice how Brick Break is replaced with Recover now because it is a Pokemon's view.

Mars Adept would like to battle.

Mars Adept sends out Garet!

Jhiko sends out Mewtwo!

Go! Mewtwo!

What should Mewtwo do?

Attacks: Shadowball, Psychic, Earthquake, Recover

Jhiko selects Psychic.

Foe Garet used Protect!

Mewtwo used Psychic!

Foe Garet protected himself!

Jhiko selects Earthquake.

Foe Garet used Protect!

But it failed!

Mewtwo used Earthquake!

It's super effective!

(estimated damage equals seventy-nine)

Jhiko selects Earthquake again.

Mewtwo used Earthquake!

Critical hit! It's super effective!

(damage is tripled)

Foe Garet fainted!

Mewtwo gets a boosted random number here experience points!

Mewtwo grew to level random number goes here !

Stats go up and everything else.

Player defeated Mars Adept!

“Why you!”

Jhiko gets insert money number here zenny for winning!

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Back to the story mode...

Mewtwo and Garet were exhausted by the time they were finishing exploiting moves to each other. Mewtwo had combined his Psychic abilities with his Shadowball technique and against his Earthquake technique to ward off Garet's attacks.

“My god! You're really strong for a creature that can use its mind to manipulate other people with that sort of power...” Garet said, while breathing heavily to the ground.

“I could say the same to you, human. You're the only human I know who has such power infused with them,” Mewtwo sent back, but then was startled by another presence around him. He turned around and found a trainer, standing near him.

The young trainer looked fifteen. He had red hair, which spiked up much like Garet's, but seemed to be more of Yoh's hairstyle from Shaman King. He had on a yellow tank top, which under it, he wore a long black sleeve shirt that had long, red streaks going down from the sides to the wrist of the shirt. He had a strange black headband on, which on it, there was a small machine device attached to it. He was also wearing dark navy colored pants, that also had long, red streaks going from the top of the pants, to where his shoes connected to the end of his pants. His shoes were black as well. He had a small, red knapsack as a bag, but it was a bit larger and could hold many other things. He also had small green shaded goggles around his neck, which he only wore to protect his eyes when he drove his mysterious scooter around in the desert area of Orre. On his left arm, there was a sort of machine that looked really weird, as his left hand was completely inside a large glove machine, which had a long rope-like machine that had a green glow to it every other minute when it was active, and his shoulder had the same armor-like machine on it. Finally, his eyes were a bright green color, and he looked slightly surprised.

Mewtwo looked surprised himself, as he recognized the trainer immediately.

“Jhiko! What the HELL are you doing here?” Mewtwo yelled mentally, causing the young boy to cover his ears as if the Pokemon were yelling at him physically.

The teen, who was called Jhiko, took his hands off his ears to respond.

“Well, if you noticed, I was helping you in your time of need, Mr. I-like-to-wander-off!” the boy shouted back, trying to keep his temper in check. He usually wasn't like that, but now was a time to let it all loose.

Garet stared at them, as they kept arguing back and forth. Maybe this was why Mewtwo was always so grumpy and such a pushover to the smaller Pokemon.

Pikachu returned, only from the Women's restroom, which was the closet restroom he could find. The other females that were already in there had freaked out and ran off, when they saw Pikachu come in and take care of his Poke business. Soon, he realized that Mewtwo was arguing with a human child, something he HATED to do? Well, that was odd in Pikachu's eyes.

Pichu came up to him, and yawned, indicating that he was tired and wanted to go home. Pikachu took note of it, and stared at Mario's big head to see if he could get his attention. Unfortunately, the Italian plumber looked as if he were about to implode on contact, so Pikachu had let him be and went off to take Pichu back to his little bed in the Smash Mansion.

Soon, everyone was getting tired at the bickering twosome. They wanted to see more action, but since Mewtwo and his unfortunate trainer weren't on the same terms, nothing would happen...

Except...

“That was kinda easy. I wonder what's next?”

That sounded like Roy's voice...

“Yeah. Couldn't have said it better than myself. Now I know why I was sent away with you in the beginning. That stupid announcer will get his just desserts when we're finished with him!”

Oh no! That was the sound of Isaac's avenging statement! What are we gonna do...?

The leaving crowd turned around and saw the twosome who disappeared from the start. It was Roy and Isaac to the rescue! I think...?

“YES! IT'S ROY AND ISAAC!” the audience shouted, while bowing down to them as they only stared at the crowd, who spoke their names out loud suddenly.

Garet looked to his right. His eyes watered and filled with joy.

“Isaac! Buddy! You're back! Thank the heavens!” he yelled, while glomping Isaac to the ground.

Just as when Roy thought he would have it easy, out of nowhere, Marth reappeared and glomped him too.

“Oh my god! It's REALLY you! I'm SO happy!” he cried, while nearly choking the half-dragon to death.

Zelda, who was tuned out majority of the time, just shook her head, then headed over to where Roy was about to die because of Marth choking him, to get the blue haired man off of him before he was killed. Felix was fully awake, then soon did the same thing, while following Jenna to Isaac instead. Ivan appeared from nowhere, still laughing maniacally, claiming that he was right about the announcer.

Everyone did an “Awww” sound as the foursome were reunited with their two best friends. Just then, the Master Hand appeared. The crowd then did the “Oooo” and “Ahhhhh” sounds, while keeping their focus on the gigantic moving/ floating hand.

The hand moved towards the rest of the Smashers, ignoring the crowd.

“Smashers! Return to your posts immediately! There'll be a long night of rain tonight. And the Mansion needs SERIOUS cleaning, due to Kirby's eating habits.” it boomed, while startling the audience.

Marth stopped nagging on Roy and stood in military position, holding up his hand towards his face.

“Sir, yes sir!” he said, while he magically made cleaning supplies, and him wearing a maid's outfit appear from nowhere. He marched out of the stadium for the final time, while chanting “hut-two-three-four” and making his feet go with the beat of his continuous counting.

Roy and the others just shook their heads, as they were teleported out of the stadium by Master Hand's magical abilities of transportation. Unfortunately for them, they were teleported just outside of the stadium. The others looked at Master Hand with a look of anger and frustration.

“Uh... I must be getting a little rusty with that. You know, it's been a few years since they wanted to remake the new version of Super Smash Brothers, so it isn't my fault that my powers aren't cooperating right.” it said again, while noting the sweat drops on everyone's face.

Again, it used it's magical teleporting abilities. This time, they ended up in the Sahara desert in Africa.

“Master Hand!” they all wailed, while waiting for something to happen. Fortunately for Roy, he thought the desert was kind of nice and had a strange feeling to it, since he was used to the heat and had fire powers of his own, and plus he was a half-dragon anyways, so the heat did not bother him as much.

Marth, on the other hand, felt like he was melting like the wicked witch of the west from the Wizard of Oz.

“I'm... MELTING!” he cried, as he was literally melting. Samus just shrugged and grunted.

“Oh cut it out, Marth. We don't have time for your pranks today,” she said irritably.

“I'm not joking this time!” he cried, as he was shrinking in size. “Oh really?” she asked, turning her head towards Marth's direction, but noticing that Marth wasn't lying. Inside of her helmet, her eyes widened with some sort of fear.

“DEAD serious!” he yelled, not knowing if Samus was looking at him or not.

“Oh my god! QUICKSAND!” she yelled, going to the edge of the quicksand and using her grappling hook on Marth. He gagged for a moment, then noticing it was only Samus trying to actually help him. I guess she really did have feelings for the guy. Yeah, real deep feelings for the him, indeed.

“Oh my!” Zelda said in a shocked voice, while transforming into Sheik and helping Samus pull out Marth from the quicksand.

“Pika!”

“Pi...chu... zzzz” Pichu fell asleep while trying to help pull Marth out.

“I got ya!” Peach yelled, while grabbing a hold of Pichu's motionless body, who still held onto Pikachu somehow.

“I ish hungwey...” Kirby mumbled out, while he held onto the edge of Peach's dress, and helped out too.

“Kirby. You're ALWAYS hungry...” Peach said as she turned her head towards the Star Warrior. He only smiled as proof that he was indeed the greediest Smasher that ever lived. And, also the bottomless pit one, too. Nobody could eat as much her could in the Mansion.

“Jiggly!” Jigglypuff said, even though nobody understood her words except Mewtwo.

“Why am I even helping this wretched human?” Mewtwo said mentally to nobody in particular.

“Because it's nice to help people out...” Jhiko butted in.

Mewtwo just sighed, then double thought over what just happened and realized that his trainer was still there!

“What? Why? HOW?” Mewtwo sent into his small human brain.

“Let's see... One, I don't know what you mean. I think I got teleported with you. Two, don't ask me. And three, just live with it because I told you that you wouldn't get away from me. James told me to keep an eye out for you... I'm held responsible for what happens to you, you know that... ” Jhiko replied, while still holding onto Kirby with his small hands.

“Yeah. Held responsible for what? Trying to steal me away with that snag machine of yours? Hmm?” Mewtwo eyed the weird machine, as he witnessed Jhiko snagging a Shadow Dragonite from this weird guy named Miror B. at this Lighthouse in Gateon Port in the Orre region.

“Help me!” Marth's voice was being heard over the twosome's conversation, created by Mewtwo himself. The genetic Pokemon shrugged and used his psychic abilities to help.

Then, that was when Master Hand finally noticed that half the Smashers were struggling to get Marth unstuck from a quicksand. Also, noticing how they were failing miserably at the same time. It sighed, and then snapped its huge fingers, making Marth magically come out of the sand pit.

“I know how to get home, all of you, so hang on tight.” it boomed, while not giving the poor blue haired swordsman a chance to catch his breath. Soon, they disappeared the desert.

The next place they teleported was the City of New York. That didn't go as planned. Then, it was the stadium again. Except, it was empty this time. The Golden Sun characters were nowhere in sight, and neither were the fans. It all seemed too strange to them.

“I guess they all died...” Mewtwo sent to everyone, while they only looked in shock and worry, as they imagined a drive-by and them getting shot. Or, even getting eaten by blood-sucking zombies from Resident Evil. But, how can a Playstation game become something to deal with Nintendo? Don't ask me why... It just does.

---

They arrived at the Camp Pendleton Front Gate. Nope, wrong place, unless they were trying to visit me, which I don't mind though.

---

Then, the next wrong place they went to was in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. They were then surrounded by man eating sharks from the Deep Blue Sea movie.

“I hate sharks!” Jhiko squealed, as he remembered his Carvanha evolving into a Sharpedo and it biting him once.

“Oh hush...” Mewtwo sent, as he was getting irritated at Master Hand's lost sense of direction when teleporting.

“Alright! I REALLY got it this time!” it boomed, then disappeared with everyone before the sharks came and ate them.

Finally, they arrived at the Smash Mansion. Everyone was so tired and wiped out, so they couldn't clean up anything that night. Master Hand just said they could do whatever until the next day. Until the next day... Something they wished to happen.

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As soon as they were sound asleep in their beds, Master Hand had woken them up saying someone was missing from their group. The ones that came to the Mansion earlier, which was both Links and Ness, had been playing Soul Caliber Two and Melee the whole time, they didn't know what the hell was going on. The others that were with Master Hand had whined, but got up anyways to search the entire Mansion for the missing person. Nothing...

“Are you sure that person isn't here?” Master Hand asked, in a near worried tone.

“Even though I'm not a Smasher, but just spending the night, I'm certain that they're certain that the missing person is nowhere in sight,” Jhiko said, who didn't sound too much tired, but half worn out by the day. The others nodded sheepishly in agreement. Even though Mewtwo hardly slept, he too looked worn out, which the cause of it was Garet's fault.

“Alright, I'm going to do a bit of a roll call...Just to be sure...” Master Hand said, while (mysteriously) holding a piece of paper and (somehow) reading it.

“Let's see... Dr. Mario...”

“Right-a here-a...”

“Mario...”

“I'm-a here...”

“Luigi...”

“...I'm-a here, too...”

“Peach...”

“Hello...”

The Master Hand kept going until he reached Roy's name.

“Roy...”

No answer.

“Roy! Are you EVEN in this HOUSE?”

Still no answer.

“Alright, so my best buddy is lost somewhere in a place where you got us stuck at?” Marth said, with his eyes about to close on him, but he was more worried about Roy than his own sleep, so he forced himself awake.

“Unfortunately, yes...” Master Hand admitted.

“But where?” Zelda asked.

Soon, everyone had put on their thinking caps, wondering where the hell Roy would be...

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Back at the Sahara Desert...

“HEY! WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? THEY ABANDONED ME!” Roy yelled at the top of his lungs.

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The End.

Well, I just finished this at eleven fifty-nine P.M. Today, on Sunday, August sixth. But, it'll be midnight in about a minute, so might as well call this the story done at Midnight, huh?

Well, there you have it. Hope all you like it. This one shot is dedicated to Nintendo Nut1, Daidairo, and P.J. Williams.

I hope they read this... It'd make me happy...