Disclaimer: I don’t own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, Axel and Larxene wouldn't be dead. They would be together for all eternity.

“Why?”

“Oh, please no!”

“Don’t make us do it, Superior!”

“It’s your guys’s turn...”

Axel and Roxas were sentenced to laundry exile. Yes, that means that they had to clean everyone’s dirty clothes.

Later in laundry exile...

“Roxas...ugh, this is so wrong...” Axel declared while holding up Lexeaus’s sweaty jersey. “Does this guy not wear deodorant?”

“Well, maybe it won’t be so bad...”

“How could it not be bad?”

“Because I found Larxene’s laundry.”

“Wha? Roxas, I love her, but I’m not a stalker.”

“For you, there is no difference.”

“Well, what about the way you act about Namine?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, this...”

Axel fumbled around in the washing machine for a few minutes, and pulled out some kind of dress-like thing.

“And that is...?”

“Namine’s pajamas.”

“Oh my gawd, let me see! Come on, Axel, just let me smell it!”

“Uh-huh. And I’m the stalker!”

“Let me see it!”

“No.” Axel said in a mocking tone.

“Please, Axel, please!”

‘NO. Now, if you don’t stop, I’m gonna...”

“You’re not gonna do anything.” Roxas said, still reaching for Namine’s pajamas.

“Oh, I’m not?”

“Nope.”

“Well, what if I just, oh, I don’t know, set these on fire?”

“You... wouldn't”

Axel engulfed his arm in flames, burning Namine’s pajamas to a crisp.

“Ohhh. What a shame. These obviously weren’t flame resistant...”

Roxas pulled out his Keyblades, Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

“Axel, I’m going to kill you!”

They knocked one another around until practically everything was destroyed.

“Axel, Roxas... WHAT THE HECK DID YOU IDIOTS DO!” came a voice from behind them.

Axel and Roxas slowly turned around to face a extremely pissed off Larxene.

“Larxene...,” Axel started. “I can explain.”

“You can explain all right. When I’m chasing your sorry butt down the halls, ALL DAY LONG!” Larxene

screeched .

And that’s why Axel and Roxas can never do laundry ever again. EVER. Yes, it was short, but it was

funny, right? Shiny review button! XD