|Rogue's night out
Author: jrkgirlrox PM
Here's what happens when Rogue can touch HAlarious!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 03-03-07 - Published: 08-07-06 - Status: Complete - id: 3092105
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Hey I just I know I already published this story but I just had to fix some mistakes I
made or else I was just going to go crazy……well more crazy I also made some
changes but not very many
Disclaimer: you guess whether or not I own it, if you guess right I will give you a
cookie well I can't really give you a cookie but if I could I would welllllllllll maybe
depends on how much I like you considering how much I don't like people in general
I wouldn't hold my breath for that cookie but why would you be holding your breath
for a cookie anyways right? I mean that's just a stupid thing to do gosh! Why are
you so stupid I wouldn't hold my breath and risk death for a morodic cookie yes I
said morodic got a problem? I just got tired of saying stupid so pffffffffffffffttt If you
didn't know already I just blew you a raspberry ha ha ha ha ha I am now doing the I
gave you a raspberry dance and trust me when I say you should be glad you can't
see me……. Wait are you making fun of my dancing? Oh you're just a mean meany
meanidty meanaly meaningston mean person oh yeah I said it so HA, wow I wonder
if anyone will read this far into the babbling if so they are very dedicated readers
and need to go outside and see the sunlight yes the sun its ok It will only burn If you
don't wear sunscreen…… you know what why did I start talking let me
check……………………………………………………………. Oh yeah my disclaimer don't own
Summary: this is my own little spin on rogue and if she had control of her powers
I wuld; like to opolo-gise now for allgrammer ?and spelin misstaks thanke you
Oh and there will be no accents sorry again
ON WITH THE STORY!
Rogue was sitting around reading some random gothic vampire smut book (that's what my
daddy calls my mommy's books that they won't let me read wonder why? Oh well).
When Kurt came running in yelling.
"Save me Rogue save me from the one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater."
Looking at him as if he just gone 'the voices in my head told me to do it and if I didn't they
would make me eat broccoli so don't put me In jail put them in jail purrty pwease crazy.' She
"What the f#$ are you talking about?"
That's when extremely angry Jean came in completely purple I mean head to toe neon purple(
excuse me while I take a moment out of the story to HA HA HA HA laugh thank you now back
to the story) Rogue took a moment and looked between the cowering Kurt and the steamed
purple Jean then said
"Nope you get what you deserve what you get"
With that she walked out of the room to the sounds of enormous pain. As she was heading to
her room the professor summoned her with "Rogue would you please come to my office I have
So she made her to the professor's office wandering what was up 'I bet it has something to do
with school maybe Principal Kelly had suffered some horrible death involving a mutated
chipmunk, a spork, a cup of water, and a chainsaw.'
She reached the prof. door and went in and surprised because the whole faculty was there
plus some old mad 'yes igor that brain will work nicely with the body' type of scientist with the
white hair, coat, black gloves and everything 'oh god it is finally happening their tired of my
mouth and there are going to sell my body parts because the professor went broke after
buying to much porn and shoe polish to make his head shiny cuz you know that's how he does
it, there's no other explanation , well I not going with out a fight, I wonder how fast I can
like to hear about his secret fantasy about sco……'
"Rogue my dear are you listening."
She was suddenly brought out of thoughts as she looked around the room as everyone stared
at her she crossed her arms and sat down on the couch giving everyone a death glare
"Yes I was so shut up and finish what you were saying"
"Stripes watch your mouth"
"Well as I was saying Rogue Dr. Masighntit (say that out loud) has been working on mutant
technology and may has come up with a mutation gene energy producing negation device or
"A thing that will stop your powers from working"
"WHAT"…….."Where is it "
Dr. Masighntit pulled a plain silver bracelet from his pocket when Rogue saw it she tackled him
and put it on "Oh my god I have to go tell Kitty" "but first I have too this" she went over to
the Professor started rubbing his shiny head going "boom chica chica boop boop whica whica
whatttttt" "I have always wanted to do that I mean his head is so shiny like a nickel"
With that she ran down the hall to the stairs passing a green dazed Kurt who was saying something about don't ever piss off a one eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
Screaming and I quote from several reliable sources, ummmmmm I think
"I AM FREE, I AM FREE SUCK ON THAT YOU SON OF BITCHES YOU CAN ALL GO KISS
BABOON BUTTS BECAUSE I AM FREE HA HA HA HA HA HA
She burst into her room a surprised Kitty jumping up to hide her naked pictures of Toad (bet
you wonder where she got those huh me too and I am the author)
"Rogue what's up", just then Jean stuck her head in and said "didn't you hear her,
I believe she said "I AM FREE, I AM FREE SUCK ON THAT YOU SON OF BITCHES YOU
CAN ALL GO KISS BABOON BUTTS BECAUSE I AM FREE HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Oh ok" said Kitty "So some mad scientist invented a mutation gene energy producing
negation device aka MGEPND and you can touch now right"
"Yep and I am going to celebrate"
"I going to New York city"
Alright that's the end of the chapter there is going to be a one more which involves
a drunk rogue and getting laid and most certainly a certain cajun
REVIEW OR ELSE
Or else what your thinking well
I WILL SEND THE ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER AFTER
YOU AND YOU WILL BE SORRY YOU DID NOT REVIEW
MUH HA HA HA
the second chapter again soon