Hey I just I know I already published this story but I just had to fix some mistakes I

made or else I was just going to go crazy……well more crazy I also made some

changes but not very many

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Disclaimer: you guess whether or not I own it, if you guess right I will give you a

cookie well I can't really give you a cookie but if I could I would welllllllllll maybe

depends on how much I like you considering how much I don't like people in general

I wouldn't hold my breath for that cookie but why would you be holding your breath

for a cookie anyways right? I mean that's just a stupid thing to do gosh! Why are

you so stupid I wouldn't hold my breath and risk death for a morodic cookie yes I

said morodic got a problem? I just got tired of saying stupid so pffffffffffffffttt If you

didn't know already I just blew you a raspberry ha ha ha ha ha I am now doing the I

gave you a raspberry dance and trust me when I say you should be glad you can't

see me……. Wait are you making fun of my dancing? Oh you're just a mean meany

meanidty meanaly meaningston mean person oh yeah I said it so HA, wow I wonder

if anyone will read this far into the babbling if so they are very dedicated readers

and need to go outside and see the sunlight yes the sun its ok It will only burn If you

don't wear sunscreen…… you know what why did I start talking let me

check……………………………………………………………. Oh yeah my disclaimer don't own

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Summary: this is my own little spin on rogue and if she had control of her powers

I wuld; like to opolo-gise now for allgrammer ?and spelin misstaks thanke you

verry$ muuch

Oh and there will be no accents sorry again

ON WITH THE STORY!

Rogue was sitting around reading some random gothic vampire smut book (that's what my

daddy calls my mommy's books that they won't let me read wonder why? Oh well).

When Kurt came running in yelling.

"Save me Rogue save me from the one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater."

Looking at him as if he just gone 'the voices in my head told me to do it and if I didn't they

would make me eat broccoli so don't put me In jail put them in jail purrty pwease crazy.' She

said,

"What the f#$ are you talking about?"

That's when extremely angry Jean came in completely purple I mean head to toe neon purple(

excuse me while I take a moment out of the story to HA HA HA HA laugh thank you now back

to the story) Rogue took a moment and looked between the cowering Kurt and the steamed

purple Jean then said

"Nope you get what you deserve what you get"

With that she walked out of the room to the sounds of enormous pain. As she was heading to

her room the professor summoned her with "Rogue would you please come to my office I have

some news"

So she made her to the professor's office wandering what was up 'I bet it has something to do

with school maybe Principal Kelly had suffered some horrible death involving a mutated

chipmunk, a spork, a cup of water, and a chainsaw.'

She reached the prof. door and went in and surprised because the whole faculty was there

plus some old mad 'yes igor that brain will work nicely with the body' type of scientist with the

white hair, coat, black gloves and everything 'oh god it is finally happening their tired of my

mouth and there are going to sell my body parts because the professor went broke after

buying to much porn and shoe polish to make his head shiny cuz you know that's how he does

it, there's no other explanation , well I not going with out a fight, I wonder how fast I can

like to hear about his secret fantasy about sco……'

"Rogue my dear are you listening."

She was suddenly brought out of thoughts as she looked around the room as everyone stared

at her she crossed her arms and sat down on the couch giving everyone a death glare

"Yes I was so shut up and finish what you were saying"

"Stripes watch your mouth"

"Whatever"

"Well as I was saying Rogue Dr. Masighntit (say that out loud) has been working on mutant

technology and may has come up with a mutation gene energy producing negation device or

MGEPND"

"WHAT"

"A thing that will stop your powers from working"

"WHAT"…….."Where is it "

Dr. Masighntit pulled a plain silver bracelet from his pocket when Rogue saw it she tackled him

and put it on "Oh my god I have to go tell Kitty" "but first I have too this" she went over to

the Professor started rubbing his shiny head going "boom chica chica boop boop whica whica

whatttttt" "I have always wanted to do that I mean his head is so shiny like a nickel"

With that she ran down the hall to the stairs passing a green dazed Kurt who was saying something about don't ever piss off a one eyed one-horned flying purple people eater

Screaming and I quote from several reliable sources, ummmmmm I think

"I AM FREE, I AM FREE SUCK ON THAT YOU SON OF BITCHES YOU CAN ALL GO KISS

BABOON BUTTS BECAUSE I AM FREE HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

She burst into her room a surprised Kitty jumping up to hide her naked pictures of Toad (bet

you wonder where she got those huh me too and I am the author)

"Rogue what's up", just then Jean stuck her head in and said "didn't you hear her,

I believe she said "I AM FREE, I AM FREE SUCK ON THAT YOU SON OF BITCHES YOU

CAN ALL GO KISS BABOON BUTTS BECAUSE I AM FREE HA HA HA HA HA HA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Oh ok" said Kitty "So some mad scientist invented a mutation gene energy producing

negation device aka MGEPND and you can touch now right"

"Yep and I am going to celebrate"

"How"

"I going to New York city"

Alright that's the end of the chapter there is going to be a one more which involves

a drunk rogue and getting laid and most certainly a certain cajun

REVIEW OR ELSE

Or else what your thinking well

I WILL SEND THE ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER AFTER

YOU AND YOU WILL BE SORRY YOU DID NOT REVIEW

MUH HA HA HA

Much, love

JRKGIRLROX

I'll repost the second chapter again soon