|Rogue's night out
Author: jrkgirlrox PM
Here's what happens when Rogue can touch HAlarious!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 03-03-07 - Published: 08-07-06 - Status: Complete - id: 3092105
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Ok here is the final chapter of the final time I'm going to post it…..finally
Anyway here is chapter two, again, enjoy
Also for your enjoyment another rant disclaimer, however my equally crazy friend raze-rebound is writing so don't kill me, kill her
Disclaimer: Well, yes it's me (or is it just jrkgirls other personality—you will never know muahhahaahah) Well, anyway whether or not you believe us I'm somebody else that eats squirrels just like Jrkgirl, we are slowly trying to ground them into submission so we can use them to take over the world. Anyway, not wanting to reveal my entire diabolical plot to you I will let you get on with this story that I do not own. (EAT PICKLES)
After Rogue's announcement to go clubbing in New York and telling Jean and Kitty they could not go with her and then tying them up and sticking them in a closet so they couldn't tell on her. She decided to get dressed. After looking in her closet she took some cloths and a pair of scissors and made something decent. When she walked downstairs everybody was conveniently standing around the staircase and………
"OH MY CHEESIN' CHINKINJAS" was heard throughout the mansion and strangely enough a small town in northern Canada.
"What in the world is a Chinkinja?" asked Rogue
"A chinkinja is a the magical mixation of a chicken and a ninja, it is very deadly I mean just ask a ninja." Explained Kurt
"that is not the point what are you wearin' stripes" Logan yelled
Rogue looked down at her outfit which was a black off the shoulder belly shower shirt with long sleeves with a large cut up middle held together by safety pins, a leather red mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, knee high black boots, a choker, several bracelets, her Goth make-up was the same except sexier, and her hair was pinned up with her striped hair hanging down. This is all to make the point she was dressed rather slutty.
"Nothing is about right, where do you think you are going like that"
"Well since I can touch I've decided to go get lai… I mean to church to pray about my good fortune"
"Hell no you are not stripes, you will not leave this house"
"Oh yes I am"
With that she ran, jumped over him, grabbed a set of keys and jumped on the motorcycle and rode off (wonder why there was a motorcycle there… oh yeah I decided there was going to be one).
"Damn" said Logan "I blame Shirley Temple and her evil goldfish"
As Rogue was driving a thought occurred to her 'well that was not the best way to sneak out, and I swear I forgot something.'
Back to the mansion, upstairs, in a hallway, in a room, in a closet sat kitty and jean tied up and gagged.
Now at a club somewhere Rogue was on the dance floor attracting a lot of attention and had several men around her as she danced. When the song ended she went to the bar and an ordered a screwdriver (taking a break to say the author in no way promotes underage drinking unless it serves to hook up are two favorite southerners) and threw it back and ordered another one she then proceeded to have seven more, so to say she was drunk was to say a sumo wrestler is a bit overweight. As she was about to have another one when some guy walked up to, now at this point everything is a huge blur to her,
"Well hello and how are we today"
"Well I'm very drunk and looking to get laid"
"Really now and while I can't actually see you that well and your all blurry but I'm pretty sure you're a guy and not horribly disfigured, so you meet all my criteria lets go."
"Ohm but I hardly know you…….."
"Fine, my favorite color is green. I like cats, I think, maybe, details are a little fuzzy right now, your turn" She slurred
"that's good enough"
And Rogue jumped on him, they fell to the floor and( right here raze says I have to be more "tastful" so I have to edit the details andddddd back to the story) after a couple of minutes he lost any coherent thought and when they came up for air all he could say was
"ow wa boo baaa dub a dab"
Rogue however jumped up, grabbed the guy, pulled him up, shoved him toward the exit and said "your place now"
The guy could at that point only follow her directions and they went to his place where stuff happened that is inappropriate for kids.
THE FOLLOWING MORNING………………………………………………………………………………..
Rogue woke up with a huge headache and her mouth was all dried up. But she was warm and curled up next to her was the source of her heat she turned over to see what it was and……………………………….
"Good morning to you chere, but could you please not scream so loudly"
"Not scream, I I I oh my gorsh"
"You weren't complaining last night in the kitchen or the bathroom or the living r…"
"Shut up right now"
"Why you basically forced yourself on me last night"
"Well shut up anyway and don't ever tell anybody about this got it"
"Darn I was going to use the pictures for my Christmas Cards"
"Just take me home ok"
"Want to get dressed first"
"Oh my gord! Get out"
"Why, it's nothing I haven't seen already"
"Get out or I'll sic chinkinjas on you"
AT THE MANSION
"Rogue you're grounded"
"Good don't ever let me out of this house of crazy pickle freaks"
Rogue went upstairs took a shower laid down and thought I blame Shirley Temple and her evil gold fish
I KNOW NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY AS THE FIRST CHAPTER BUT I TRIED
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE SHIRLY TEMPLE HAS AN EVIL GOLD FISH GO ASK HER SHE WILL TELL YOU THEN SHE WILL HAVE IT KILL YOU
PLEASE REVIEW IF CAN GET AT LEAST 8 REVIEWS I WILL BE VERY HAPPY AND YOU WANT ME HAPPY OTHERWISE DEATHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!