This is like "Know your stars" on All That but I will be using Van Helsing characters so...be warn this is a 'I insult every character' thing. Today is..

Van Helsing: goes to "the chair" and sits.

Mysterious Voice: Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your star...Van Helsing sleeps with teddy bears.

Van Helsing:Don't insult teddy!

Mysterious Voice:...

Van Helsing:Uhh...I mean NO I DON'T!

Mysterious Voice:Van Helsing's real name is...Vicky.

Van Helsing:No it is not!

Mysterious Voice:Sure...Vicky.

Van Helsing:Stop!

Mysterious Voice:Vicky wears pink dresses.

Van Helsing:NO I DON'T!

Mysterious voice:Vicky loves making out with trees.

Voice from Audience:Ewww! (anna)

Van Helsing:No I don't!

Mysterious Voice:Vicky is stupid.

Van Helsing:No I am not!

Mysterious Voice:Stupidpeoplesaywhat.

Van Helsing:What?

Mysterious Voice:VICKY JUST ADMITED THAT HE IS STUPID!

Van Helsing:For the last time my name is not Vicky and no I did not say I was stupid.

Voice from Audience:Yes you did. He said "Stupid people say what." and you said "What?" so...you kinda did. (Nicole aka. if you have not read "A Funny Story" then I am Nicole fyi the author)

Van Helsing:...

Mysterious Voice:See...

Van Helsing:I hate you.

Mysterious Voice:Vicky loves to hang pictures of Anna in his room.

Van Helsing:...

Mysterious Voice:Vicky wants Anna to be Dracula's Bride.

Van Helsing:Hell NO!

Voice from Audience:Hmm good idea! (dracula)

Another voice from Audience:Try..you wish you hadn't. (anna)

Van Helsing:Touch her your dead!

Voice from Audience:I'm already DEAD! (dracula)

Mysterious Voice:Vicky, he loves to dress in girl's clothes.

Van Helsing:NO I DON'T!

Mysterious Voice:Now you know The Great Van Helsing!

Van Helsing:NO THEY DON'T! I DO NOT WEAR PINK DRESSES! MY NAME IS NOT VICKY AND I DON'T WANT ANNA TO BE DRACULA'S BRIDE! HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?