Disclaimer: Not mine.

AN: All right, cutepresea, this is the one I warned you about. If you like it, do what you will!

This would play in the Triet desert after skit 175 "Noishe Worries." Kratos is normal, Lloyd is bold, and Noishe is italic.

Noishe Takes Action

(Whine)

"... What is it now?"

"Noishe is worried about you again. It's been a while since you had that water and you didn't drink very much. You should really have some more or you're going to get dehydrated."

"Nonsense. I'm fine, and there are others in our group who need that water more than I do- Ugh..."

"Kratos!"

(Whine!)

"I-It's nothing. I'm all right."

"No you're not! You just collapsed! Here. Stop trying to be so tough and drink this. All of it, no excuses."

(Sweat drop) "I won't drink an entire waterskin when we should be rationing-"

"Kratos, you need every drop of that. Now drink it or I'll have Noishe sit on you until you do."

"I refuse- Oof! Noishe!"

(Growl)

"Hmph... ... Fine. I'll drink it."

"Good work, Noishe!"

(Howl!)

"Lloyd, tell Noishe to get up. Or do you expect me to drink this with him on my back?" (Black squiggly)

AN: Hehehe. I can't tell you how much I love that image. Poor, long-suffering Kratos. He puts up with so much. Thanks for the idea, RoyalFanatic!