Story Title: "Budget Cuts and Bidding Wars".

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Mulder and Scully, but sadly I don't. I'm just borrowing them for your amusement.

Genre: Humor/Romance.

Rated: T. Adult Humor & possibly a little Language. Who Knows? I'm horrible at rating my stories.

Author: SidleMyIdol73.

Summary: The FBI is experiencing huge budget cuts. In order to raise some money, the agency has created a "Bidding War Fundraiser" where selected FBI Agents (cough cough Scully) will be sold to the highest bidder as their slave for the day. MSR. Last chapter up!

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Chapter # 3: Food, Feet, and Funny Fox.

"Ahhhhh…" Mulder sighed as he plopped on the couch.

Scully stood in the kitchen, fixing him a snack in her black dress.

"Mulder, do I really have to wear this all day?" Scully asked from the kitchen, looking down at her dress.

"Of course not Scully, you could always go naked…" Mulder suggested playfully.

"Oh very funny Mulder" Scully replied sarcastically.

She walked towards him with a plate full of sandwiches in one hand and a bag of chips in the other.

"There Mulder, you wanted a snack…I made you a snack," she said, placing the food on the coffee table in front of him.

She placed her hands on her hips and stared at him, "What do you want now Mulder?"

Mulder bent down and undid his shoe laces. He took off his shoes and peeled away his sweaty socks.

"Pheeeeeew, when was the last time you washed your feet?" asked Scully; plugging her nose from the stench.

Mulder laughed a little, "Go into my bedroom and find the foot lotion Scully. I think it's time for a foot massage," he commanded.

Scully stepped into his bedroom and realized that she hadn't been in the room alone before; it felt kind of awkward.

She rummaged around his room searching for the foot lotion and caught a glimpse of his ceiling. For some reason she had never noticed it before; the long mirror hanging from the wall.

"Mulder, what exactly is this mirror for?" Scully asked.

"What mirror Scully?" Mulder hollered over the noise of the TV.

"The mirror above your bed," she answered.

There was a long pause, and Mulder decided to pretend not to hear the question.

Scully found the foot lotion and walked back into the living room with a smile on her face. Mulder pretended not to notice her return, but his face was red with embarrassment.

"You know Mulder, mirrors are really deceiving. Objects may appear bigger than they really are," she practically chocked with laughter.

"Shut up Scully…" Mulder mumbled.

"No way, I'm not letting you off the hook that easily. I'm going to remember that forever," Scully grinned.

"SHUT UP Scully!" Mulder yelled.

Dana kept her mouth shut, but couldn't wipe the silly grin off of her face. She bent down beside Mulder and begrudgingly picked up one of his smelly feet.

She opened the cap of the lotion and squeezed the bottle, but nothing came out.

She grabbed it again and lifted it high into the air. She swung her arm down fast, in hopes that the lotion would sink to the bottom, and squeezed with all her might.

Bright pink foot lotion squirted out of the bottle and flew directly onto Mulder's crotch.

Mulder stared down at his black pants in shock, as Scully dipped a napkin in some water.

"I'm so sorry Mulder, let me get that for you," Scully said with a giggle.

She moved in closer to wipe off the lotion, but Mulder squirmed. "Stay away from me Scully, you sicko" Mulder said teasingly, jumping to the other side of the couch.

He stood up, bolted past Scully, and went into the bedroom to change his pants.

When he came out, Scully was no where to be found. He searched the kitchen, the living room, and the bathroom, but he couldn't find her anywhere.

"Scully, where the hell are you?" asked Mulder a little anxiously.

Someone tapped his shoulder lightly, and he spun around; Scully's face now dangerously close to his.

She stood on her tippy-toes and moved in for the kill. She kissed Mulder lightly on the lips and then stepped back.

Mulder's eyes were wide with shock and he stared open-mouthed at her.

"Uh…Scully, was that part of my five hundred bucks? Or was that real?" he stuttered.

Scully shrugged her shoulders, "I guess you'll never know Mulder."

She grabbed onto his tie and dragged him into the living room and practically threw him on the sofa.

"Now, let's try this again" she said as she carefully squeezed foot lotion onto her palm.

Mulder squirmed helplessly, "Hey, that tickles!" he said as she rubbed the lotion onto his foot.

Scully laughed, but continued rubbing. She loved watching Mulder squirm.

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Scully spent the rest of the day making snacks, rubbing Mulder's feet, and watching a Star Wars Marathon with him on TV.

They had been silent for awhile; happy just to enjoy each other's company.

"Scully, this is kinda nice. We should do this more often," Mulder said suddenly; breaking the silence.

Scully shifted on the couch, and moved closer to him; snuggling her head against his shoulder.

She looked up at him sweetly and smiled, "Yeah, I'd like that Mulder."

Mulder looked down at her and smiled inwardly. He was the happiest man in the World, even if he was short 500.

THE END!

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Thanks for reading my story, and please take the time to REVIEW it. I LIVE for reviews! The little reference to Star Wars was for Teliko. x3. Hope you enjoyed the story.

SidleMyIdol73.