Larxene12: -drum roll- It's here! -throws confetti-

Fans: -blows noisemaker-

Chips: Wheeeeeee!!!!! -runs past everyone randomly-

Nachos: Chips! Come back here! NO! Don't eat the rug! Get away from that door! DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Chips: Streak! STREAK!! -runs outside naked-

Nachos: You can't go streaking during the daytime!

Larxene12: I sense a disturbance?

Nachos: She found the Pop-Rocks and a can of Sprite!

Larxene12: Oh...

Nachos: AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?!?!

Larxene12: -fires tranquilizer gun-

Chips: -is tranquilized-

Nachos: Whew...

Larxene12: -blows smoke off of tranquilizer gun- Yeah!

Nachos: How long does the tranquilizer last?

Larxene12: A half-hour or two. But, don't leave yet. The guests will be here soon, and I need help because King Axel is late!

Nachos: Okay. Just let me get my naked cousin out of the road.

Larxene12: Whatever.

Nachos: -drags Chips inside- All right, now what do I need to do?

Larxene12: First thing's first. Hide the Pop-Rocks. NOW. I need to write out the guest list for the supervisor.

Nachos: Okay, okay, I'm on it. Wait... Who's the supervisor?

Larxene12: Who ever shows up first! They're going to make sure that I don't have any stalkers coming in! N-Nachos? Nachos...?

-one hour later-

Larxene12: So everything's ready?

Nachos: Yeah!

Larxene12: Well, the first guest should be arriving-

-knock-

Larxene12: --Soon. You mind getting that? -leaves-

Nachos: Sure. -answers door- Hello!

Sora: Hey!

Nachos: Guess what? You're the supervisor person thingy. It's a great honor, I know. So make sure that there are NO stalkers. Got it-

Axel:--Memorized?

Nachos: -fangirly gasp- But I thought- And you.. And.. And... LARXENE12!!! LARXENE12!!!!!!

Axel: I don't think you should do that...

Larxene12: -appears in a poof of ninja smoke- What?! Can't you take care of.
-bigger fangirly gasp- AXEL!!!!!!!!!!! -glomps-

Axel: Securi-

Larxene12: Not here! -huggles Axel-

Axel: Air! AIR! I NEED AIR!

Sora: Axel, you're not on the list.

Axel: Well, check again.

Sora: ...Nope, not here. You, gotta go.

Larxene12: What?! NO!

Sora: Not on the list.

Larxene12: Let me put it so your little spiky head can understand it. HE'S ON THE LIST! -flames-

Sora: -looks at list- Well, what do you know? I must have missed it, he's on the list, please don't hurt me.

Larxene12: Maybe if you don't mess up again, I won't.

Sora: -whimpers-

Larxene12: I love it when KH characters cower in fear of me. Ha ha- COWER!

Sora: -cowers in fear-

Larxene12: By the way, Nachos, did you take care of your cousin?

Chips:-runs past- Streaking! STREAKING!!!!!!

Nachos: NOOOOO! The guests are coming! You can't do that when the guests are coming! Larxene12!!

Larxene12: Urggh...- fires tranquilizer gun-

Chips: -is tranquilized, again-

Larxene12: Put her in her room. And make sure that she does not escape again.

Nachos: -picks up Chips- -walks away-

Larxene12: Okay, Sora, how's the checklist? Is everything in order?

Sora: Well...

Larxene12: -flatly- Well, what?

Sora: The band that you requested to play here, got overbooked.

Larxene12: -gasp- What does that mean?

Sora: They can't come. But, you do have an idea, right?

Larxene12: Heck, yes I do!

Sora: This can't be good...

Larxene12: WHAT'D YOU SAY?

Sora: Nothing, nothing at all, don't hurt me! -flinches-

Nachos: -walks back downstairs-

Larxene12: Nachos! Help me set up the karaoke machine.

Nachos: Yay, karaoke!

Larxene12: Now, see that plug? Put that red one in the green one.

Nachos: Like this?

Larxene12: NO, NOT THAT ONE!

-tiny explosion-

Nachos: Uhh... Oops...?

Larxene12: -sneezes- That, obviously, was not the green plug. It was the aquamarine one!!!!!!

Nachos: Sorry!

Larxene12: I'll do it myself. Just go ask Sora who's here, and let me know!

Nachos: -wipes smoke off of face- I'm on it! Sora?

Sora: What is it?

Nachos: Larxene12 wants to know who's here.

Sora: Everyone except Zexion, the cast of FF7, and King Axel.

Nachos: So, we have all of the fangirls that were invited?

Sora: Well, we have the Roxas fangirls, the Riku fangirls, and obviously...

Sora fangirls: -are on top of Sora- SORA!!!

Sora: The fangirls of me... Riku, and Larxene12's Fans.

Fans: -are playing KH on Larxene12's Ps2-

Nachos: Okay, I'll let Larxene12 know. Hey, Larxene12!

Larxene12: Ha Ha! I set up the karaoke machine! What is it, Nachos?

Nachos: Sora said that the Roxas, Riku, and Sora fangirls are here, along with your Fans and Riku.

Larxene12: Okay, cool. Get them all in here for the entertainment!

Nachos: MAY I HAVE ALL Y'ALL's ATTENTION?

Fans: No!

Nachos: ...Okay... Anyway, the entertainment will be in this room over here! So, come on!

-Everyone moves to the other room-

Larxene12: -speaks into microphone- Okay, Nachos and I will be singing an arrangement of Utada Hikaru's "Sakura Drops"!

Nachos: But I can't sing in Japanese! I can't even speak it!

Riku: I can!

Larxene12: Was I talking to you?

Riku: No...

Larxene12: Then, SHUT UP!

Riku: -whimpers-

Riku fangirls: Oh no, you didn't!

Larxene12: Oh dear...

Riku fangirls: -pelts Larxene12 with Riku plushies-

Larxene12: -pops up out of plushie pile- All right, that was uncalled for... But, come on, Nachos!

Nachos: Fine... -walks up on stage-

Larxene12: Hit it, Sora!

Sora: -starts the karaoke machine-

Larxene12 and Nachos: 'Sakura shiitae, kowari no suke, chiakru mitou wa, kanakas shemara, heartbreak...'

Chips: -has duct tape dangling off of her- STREAK! -runs through the crowd-

Nachos: I'll call the cops to block off the road again...

Larxene12: And I'll get the tranquilizer gun...

fin