"Oh my gosh, I didn't even know things were always black and white in the past" Sora holds his head. "Colors were never invented" Goofy shrugs. "And you guys said you were from the time..." Sora started. "You're both OLD!" he yells and then starts to cry bloody murder. "Maybe we should just dump him somewhere" Donald thinks.

The Gummi ship crashes dead onto a bridge and the team jumps out. "I'm never letting you drive again!" Donald points to Sora. "Hey, I'm 15, I should be able to get my pilot's license so I can stand in for grandpa!" Sora points back. "I'm not old!" Donald squawks as the walk. "Suuure you're not, gramps" Sora smiles down to him, but ends up walking straight into a pole. "I'm gonna die!" he runs around the corner. But they stop and look around. "This place is..." Sora starts. "Kinda different" Goofy finishes. "This place looks so real, it makes me feel stupid" Sora walks up to the bell. "You're right about one thing" Donald rolls his eyes. "And it makes me feel like a cartoon! I'm not a flat piece of paper!" Sora yells.

Suddenly, some screams come from down below. "Something's goin down!" Sora goes to the edge. "Organization XIII?" Goofy asks. "Or the Heartless" Donald jumps in. "Only one way to find out" Sora sighs. He gets onto the ledge. "GERONIMO!" and jumps. After Sora's stunt, they find Pete talkin to some pirates. "Hey fatty!" he runs over. "Ya see! Those're the punks I was talkin bout " Pete points. "It's Sora, Donald, and Goofy! Yeah, we be punks! We flip you like an omlette! Don't forget it!" Sora steps forward even though he trembles remembering his past. "That we won't. I'll engrave it on your tombstone to be sure" Barbossa says. "Now that's mean" Sora starts to tear up.

"Half of you men stay here and fight these cullies and the rest find that medallion" Barbossa directs. "Nobody calls me a cully! That sounds like a girly word!" Sora charges at them, but can't hurt them. "Witches!" he points. Then the moon comes out and they turn into their skeleton forms. "Good grief!" Sora yells and then vomits to the side. Then they beat them up.

So they head into town where Elizabeth is being kidnapped and Will comes running along into the Heartless. "Watch out!" Donald squawks. "You better run for the hills!" Sora prepares to fight. Will leaves while they fight and then they meet up again. "Name's Sora, Donald, and Goofy" Sora says. "I'm Will" Will introduces himself. Sora randomly takes his hand and feels it. "He feels so different!" Sora raises an eyebrow. The others sweatdrop.

After getting an explanation, they head for the docks. "We're too late" Will sighs. "Wha?" Sora looks up at him. "Those pirates took Miss Swann and I'll never be able to find her" he explains. "Tch, ooooo too bad" Sora shakes his head. "Then she's long gone mate. The Black Pearl is nigh uncatchable. Best find yourself another girl mate" a voice says. "You...what're you doing aboard the Interceptor, she's off limits to civilians" Will walks over. "Ships are now boys or girls?" Sora thinks as the guy talks up until he says he's a pirate. "A pirate!" Sora smiles.

"Captain Jack Sparrow if you please" Jack sits up. "Take me with you to take back Miss Swann. I got you out of that jail cell. Do this to repay your debt" Will says. "You'll have to win fair lady's heart alone, mate. I see no profit for me" he waves his finger. "C'mon Captain Crunch!" Sora whines. "Are you sure you can sail her on your own?" Will asks. "You've a point there" Jack shrugs. "Thanks, Sparrow" Will walks onto the ship. "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow" Jack guns him. "I'm Sora and these are my lackies Donald and Goofy" "I'm Will Turner" Will introduces himself. "No doubt short for your father eh?" Jack guesses. "Yes" "Well, Mr. Turner. You get us ready to make way, I've got some effects to liberate" "Aye-aye, but hurry!" "Naturally"

"You really wanna be a pirate?" Goofy asks. "Of course not!" Sora says, hiding an eyepatch and some pegs legs behind his back. "What do you make of this Will?" Jack asks. "He's real looking and we just met him" Sora shrugs. "I think my lucks about to change" Jack smiles. "You have a cool beard!" Sora points.

So they reach that cave place. "You three stay here and guard the ship" Jack says. "Aw, why?" Sora whines. "We're going to rescue Elizabeth" Will says. "Plus, guarding the ship is givin to the bravest and best pirates" Jack says before they both run off. -A few minutes later- "I think Jack was tryin to con us" Sora sighs. "You finally got that after how many minutes? And what're you wearing over you eye?" Donald asks. "Nothin" Sora slowly takes the eyepatch off and hides it behind his back. Just then, Jack and Elizabeth come running over. "Lets go!" Will says. "Where's Jack?" Goofy asks. "Well..."

"You knocked him out with a paddle?" Donald crosses his arms. "All hail the mighty paddle!" Sora picks one up and gets on his knees. So they go back and fight the pirates that were chasing them until the fire's lit and they take off. -On the ship- "Is it true? You gave Barbossa my name instead of yours?" Will asks. "Why choose my name?" "I don't know" "Elizabeth, where did you get that?" "It's yours, from when we found you floating at sea" "After all this time I thought I lost it. It was a gift my father sent" "I'm s-" "Say HEEEY HOOO! Say HEEY HOOO!" Sora comes walking in pouring something from a bottle onto his head. "Les party!" he runs around. "Is that wine?" Will asks. "It's soda. He thinks he's drunk" Donald shakes his head.

So while Sora ran around "drunk" the Black Pearl came up to the ship. "Will look!" Elizabeth points to the Pearl. "Now shake your butt like a beaver!" Sora rolls on the deck. "What do we do now?" Donald asks. "I wonder what Jackie would do!" Sora gets up and walks over. "He'd probably run for it" Will guess. "Who's up for swimm-" Sora gets cut off by the boat shaking. Will gets knocked over the edge. "Will!" Elizabeth screams. "Everyone hit the deck!" Goofy calls. Sora bangs his fist on the deck exactly when the cannon ball hits them. "I'm so strong!" he smiles. Sora looks over to the medallion and picks it up.

"We're just gonna have to fight and beat those pirates down!" Sora gets up. "All cannons aim for the Black Pearl! Fire on my mark!" Sora directs to nobody. "Who're you talking to?" Donald asks. "The crew" Sora rolls his eyes. "FIREEEEEEE on the poopdeck!" he points his Keyblade at the Pearl and all of a sudden, the cannons fire. "Oh, I'm magic" Sora crosses his arms.

"We beat the pirates!" Sora cheers. "Well did you now laddie?" Barbossa asks. "Just for one time, let me have my moment" Sora mumbles as he turns around. "Jack!" Sora sees him and Elizabeth being held by some other pirates and to see they're surrounded. "I'll be havin that medallion" Barbossa looks over to the medallion hanging in Sora's hands. "Sucks for you!" Sora points. "Unless it's more important than their lives" he looks over to the hostages. "Well..." Sora thinks. "Barbossa!" Will comes out of nowhere and points a gun. "She goes free!" "Go ahead boy, shoot! We can't die" Barbossa says. "Ew, gross" Sora sticks out his tongue. "You can't, but I can!" Will points the gun at his head. "Will's a suicide man!" Sora points.

"My name's Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Turner and his blood runs through my veins" he explains. "Ewww, nasty" Sora still complains. "Now let them go or I'll pull the trigger" Will jumps down to the deck. "Name your terms...Mr. T" Barbossa says. "I pity the fool!" Sora laughs. "Release Elizabeth, and Sora, and Donald, and Goofy too!" he demands. "Anythin else?" Barbossa asks while Jack nudges for him to release him. "Leave!" Will demands. "Agreed, we shall leave, but the Heartless stay!" Barbossa bows. Just then, Pete pushes Will forward and summons some Heartless. "Now that's no fair" Sora pouts.

So afterwards, Sora and the rest are locked down in the brig. "This is the last time I ever trust a pirate" Sora pouts. "Good choice, mate" Jack cuts his rope. "Oh, you had a knife with you this whole time?" Sora looks up at him. Jack smiles nervously as Sora gets up and rolls his jacket's short sleeves to his shoulder. Soooo, they get rid of the Heartless and the dynamite, and the bad comedian they left behind. "All clear" Sora looks around. "That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship. But I'll be havin her back soon" Jack takes hold of the wheel.

"Oooh, somebody's in trouble!" Sora laughs. "Now, lets be tryin this again! The last of the Aztec treasure has been blah blah blah free us from this curse forever! This time for sure!" Barbossa announces to his crew. "Ahoy! Treasure mateys!" Sora runs in. "Not possible!" Barbossa gasps. "Not probable! We're alive and we're pirates!" Donald says. "Captain Jack Sparrow" "Spikey King Sora!" "Blue Magician Donald Duck" "Dog Faced Goofy, too" they step forward (In a weird way, Sora does kinda look like a pirate). "So you wanna be pirates? Best save the acting for the nursery. After them!" Barbossa points.

And Sora kicks the last one in the butt. "No more playacting now!" he smiles. "Thank you, Sora" Will runs over. "Uh, where's Jack?" Goofy asks. "In the great unknown!" Sora looks up to the hole in the cave. "Or over there" Donald points to where Jack and Barbossa are fighting. "Jack! Get him!" Sora cheers. "Huh?" Jack looks over right when Barbossa stabs him. "Jack!" Sora gasps. "You're a fool, Jack" Barbossa smirks. Jack stumbles back into the light only to see he's a skeleton man too. "Jack..." Will sighs in relief. And so, Barbossa calls Pete, who summons a light sucking monster to the scene.

The others fight with all they got in there nonpolygonic arms and finish up with Jack and Sora's duo attack. "This ain't over!" Pete runs off. "Maybe for you!" Sora calls. "Care to surrender, Barbossa?" Jack asks. Barbossa draws his sword. "I think that's a no" Sora shakes his head. "Well enough of this then..." Jack drops his sword and draws a gun. "What say you we call it a draw?" he asks. "Talk about bad grammar" Sora thinks. "How many times do I have to tell ya?" Barbossa asks. Jack throws something and then shoots. Barbossa laughs for no apparent reason. "Laugh while you can Barbossa!" Will drops two medallions into the chest.

"I feel...cold" Barbossa says and then drops dead. "I feel...hungry. Lets go get something to eat! I haven't eaten for some time" Sora breaks the cool silence. "What now, Jack?" Will asks. "Whatever I want now that the Pearl is mine again" he answers. "That she is. Thank you, Jack" Will looks over to the ship. Jack covers his head. "Is it raining?" Sora looks up. "Didn't want you hittin me again" he answers. Will throws a paddle he was hiding to the side. "Good luck, Jack" Sora looks over to him. "And remember to be good" Donald points. "I'm off" he slowly backs up. As he turns around, Elizabeth is running towards him and he opens his arms only to see..."Will!" she runs into Will's arms. "Ouch" Sora shakes his head.

"Good for them" Sora smiles. "Hey Sora, how come your face is all red?" Goofy asks. "What? It's not red" Sora tries to hide his cherry red face. "Aw, I know who you're thinking about" Donald puts his hands on his hips. "No, I just have hives! I'm not thinking about me and Riku hugging and rolling in a field of candy" Sora basically blurts out the truth. Suddenly, Jack's compass begins to glow and float while Sora does his thang. "You know...for a minute there, I thought we were gonna lose Donald to the curse of the treasure" Sora smiles "Me too!" Goofy laughs. "WHAT?" Donald yells. "What about you?" Jack asks. "Eh, me, not so much" Sora fixes the crown on his head into place.