KIDS NEXT DOOR

Operation: W.E.A.K.N.E.S.S.

Wally is

Encouraged to

Admit to

Kuki his

Never

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NOTE: The Delightfull Children’s words are in italic. It’s easier to understand that they speak all togheter that way.

Our story begins with a peculiar conversation coming from The Delightfull Children From Down The Lane’s mansion. They’re talking to a strange figure. This strange person has a rubber suit and a mask on. Both are black. He also has black stripped hair. It’s a spy!

DC- So? Did you get wath we want?

Spy Guy- Oh, I got it allright!

DC- Good... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (maniacal laugh)

Back at the treehouse, numbuh 4 was dreaming about some wrestling match, when the alarm clock rang.

4 – 8 o’clock already?

He got up, got dressed and headed to the kitchen for breakfast. When he got there, he was surprised to see that there was only one Kids Next Door operative there: numbuh 3!

3 – Good morning, numbuh 4!

4 – ‘Morning...

He sat down next to her and reached for the cereal box on the table.

4 – Hey! Where are the others?

3 – They went to the moonbase for some training.

4 – Oh. Why?

3 – I don’t know!

Then, something past trough his mind. This was his big chance! He could finally admit is true feelings to numbuh 3 with out nobody listening!

4 – Hum... Kuki?

3 – Yeah?

4 – There’s something I nead to tell you...

3 – What?

4 – Hum... I...

But before he could finish, a rock crashed through the window. It had a paper tied to it. And it said...

3 – FREE BROWNIES AT THE CORNER CANDY SHOP! YAY!

And she ran off, leaving poor litlle numbuh 4 alone in the kitchen.

It had passed more than 2 hours, and no sign of numbuh 3.

4 – Boy! Must be a long line there!

But, while he was lied down on the living room couch, watchin the Monster Truck Rally on TV, another rock with a paper tied to it crashed through the window. This one diferent. And serious! This one said:

Numbuh 4,

We have your fellow teamate, numbuh 3, in our posession. If you want to see her again, ALIVE, come to the pool club in 15 minutes.

With great hating,

The Delightfull Children From Down The Lane

P.S.: DON’T BRING WEAPHONS!

When he finished reading, numbuh 4 felt as angry as he never felt before. He left the paper on the floor, and ran off to the pool club.

When he got there, The Delightfull Children were already there, with a sinical smile on they’re faces.

4 – OK, Delighfull Losers! Wheres numbuh 3?

DC- Don’t worry, Wally. She’s OK.

And, with the snap of they’re fingers something pushed numbuh 3 towards the grownd. She was all tied up.

4 – Kuki! Are you OK?

3 – Oh, sure, I’m fine... OFF COURSE I’M NOT OK!

4 – Hold on. I’ll take care of these crudy...

DC- Now, now, Wally. You shouldn’t use such language. But we can fix that...PERMANENTLY!

Suddenly, they pushed a button on they’re backpack, and it turned into a giant robot with giant claws that grabbed numbuh 3!

4 – NUMBUH 3!

DC- You see, Wally, we hiered a spy to infiltrate you’re pathetic treehouse, and bring us you’re ID filles!

4 – Why me!

DC- Simple. You’re the stupidest!

4 – HEY!

DC- With those filles, we found out everithing we needed to dispose of you! Including you’re # 1 weaknes!

And the claw holding numbuh 3 whent towards him, stoping right in front of him.

3 – Me? I’m your # 1 weakness?

4 – GRRRR... Yes... Renember at breakfast, when I said I needed to tell you something?

3 – Yeeaaahhhh...?

4 – I wanted to tell you that... that...

3 – What?

4 – That... (blushing)

DC- Get on with it, already!

4 – OK, OK! I wanted to tell you that... I love you!

3 – You do?

4 – Yeah...

3 – Hum... There’s something I need to tell you two... (blushing)

4 – Ahn?

3 – It’s that... I love you two!

4 – You do?

But before she could answer, The Delightfull Children took her away from him again.

DC- Awwww... How sweet... NOT! Now, Wallabee Beatles, let’s see how you like THIS!

And they let lose numbuh 3 into a pool that was 10 miles deep!

4 – ARE YOU NUTS! SHE’S ALL TIED UP AND YOU DROP HER IN A POOL THAT’S 10 MILES DEEP! SHE CAN DROWN!

DC- And you say you’re NOT sptupid! That’s the point!

4 – YOU’RE SICK!

DC-Thank you! WE KNOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH (maniacal laugh)

Even angrier than before, numbuh 4 jumped into the pool to rescue numbuh 3.

DC- You’re even stupider than we thought!

4 – Why?

DC- Aren’t you forgeting something?

4 – What?

DC- YOU CAN’T SWIM!

4 – Oh... that. AH! Blublublu...

And he drowned slowly.

DC- Finally! He have disposed of, at least, 2 stupid Kids Next Door operatives! Now we only have to find the other 3, and we’ll dispose of them as easily as... AH!

But before they could finish they’re monologue, they got hit by a laser! It was a Kids Next Door ship! And, inside, they’re were the other 3 Kids Next Door operatives : numbuh 1, numbuh 2 and numbuh 5!

1 – Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!

They fought, and fought, until they finally destroyed the Delighfull Children’s robot.

DC- Curse you, Kids Next Door! We’ll be back another time! And we’ll bring a even bigger robot! You can count on it!

5 – Yeah, yeah. At least kicking your butts is a good hobbie!

And they ran off defeated, running and crying like little girls. They got numbuh 3 and numbuh 4 out off the pool, and untied numbuh 3.

3 – How did you guys found us?

1 – We read the note that The Delightfull Children sended saying that you were here.

3 – Oh.

2 – Is numbuh 4 OK?

Numbuh 4 was still unconscious. He had been in the water for to long.

3 – Numbuh 4! Wake up! Please wake up!

5 – Take it easy! He’ll wake up sooner or later.

3 – What if he doesn’t wake up? EVER?

5 – Well... Hum...

3 – Numbuh 4! You got to wake up! Please wake up, Wally!

Numbuh 3 started criyng, a lot. Numbuh 4 wouldn’t wake up! Her tears were falling from her eyes to numbuh 4’s face. They thought there was no ope left. When, suddenly...

4 – Ohhhhhhh...

3 – Numbuh 4?

4 – Wha... What hapened?

Numbuh 3 started criyng again. But this time, with joy! She hugged numbuh 4 wille criying.

3 – Oh, numbuh 4! I thought you were a goner!

4 – Hum... I...

3 – Did you realy ment that when you said you loved me?

2 – He said that!

Numbuh 2 started laughing. He was laughing so much that he was almost out of air! Numbuh 5 hitted im on the head.

2 – OW! What did I do?

5 – Shut up!

2 – OK! But I still think that’s funny!

1 – We better go back to the treehouse. Let’s go!

Numbuh 4 got up, but they stood behind. They were looking at each other, both with puppy dog eyes.Than they holded hands, and headed to the ship.

END TRANSMISSION